Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You never know. Could be beautiful.

I'm just picturing a tank top.
And strappy heels.
Traumatized

 

[JoanneA]

Om namo baghavate vashudevaya

Nope. Fuck that.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I'm just picturing a tank top.
And strappy heels.
Traumatized

Don't hate, I make that shit work

 

[JoanneA]

OSHA has a Twitter. I feel like one of those sleazy journalists.

 

[JoanneA]

The art I ordered is late. Or doesn't exist. I'm making watermelon koolaid and taquitos. The cat's food is outside frozen. That's pretty much a no-show even for us crazy folks.

 

[JoanneA]

And a peanut butter sandwich (no doubt because it's Magellan's favorite). And some Cheerios. And some peach yogurt. And ravioli. I remember cooking at some point?

I'm debating whether to volunteer at this shelter even though my community service is done and I have to RSVP by tomorrow so they know I'm coming. I microwaved the cat's food (kitchen now smells, at best, like warm pureed liver) and stuck a piece of the peanut butter sandwich outside with it in a different location.

Poor kitteh. I justa wanna you ta bee a happy kitteh.

 

[MeekMe]

Sometimes I get bizarre PMs. (´･_･`) A guy just asked me a bunch of questions about continuing d/s with his wife like I have the ability to read her mind.
ಠ_ಠ

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Sometimes I get bizarre PMs. (´･_･`) A guy just asked me a bunch of questions about continuing d/s with his wife like I have the ability to read her mind.
ಠ_ಠ

That's the creepiest little emoji thing I have seen.
Please don't use that one again. The second one, that is

 

[Blue]

That's the creepiest little emoji thing I have seen.
Please don't use that one again. The second one, that is

Whatever is the matter?

ಠ_ಠ
_____

 

[MeekMe]

That's the creepiest little emoji thing I have seen.
Please don't use that one again. The second one, that is

Then you see how bizarre the situation is.

Not surprisingly, I'm positive it was a copy pasta message looking for anyone to answer back. It came off as "look at how sad I am, I want to dominate but my wife won't play aloooooong. Do you, a true sub, have any advice for me?"

WTF is a true sub? No dude, I can't read her mind and I don't care that she sorta kinda gave you the go ahead to get your kink on elsewhere. (c" ತ,_ತ)

 

[Blue]

Then you see how bizarre the situation is.

Not surprisingly, I'm positive it was a copy pasta message looking for anyone to answer back. It came off as "look at how sad I am, I want to dominate but my wife won't play aloooooong. Do you, a true sub, have any advice for me?"

WTF is a true sub? No dude, I can't read her mind and I don't care that she sorta kinda gave you the go ahead to get your kink on elsewhere. (c" ತ,_ತ)

Did it go something like "im drunk and stupid ex wife is annoying me theres a pic on twitter that looks like anna"? I got one a few hours ago.

If this is a spam email fishing for naivety, the lure is lost on me. No request for a Kik address or anything.

 

[MeekMe]

Did it go something like "im drunk and stupid ex wife is annoying me theres a pic on twitter that looks like anna"? I got one a few hours ago.

If this is a spam email fishing for naivety, the lure is lost on me. No request for a Kik address or anything.

No, it wasn't like that. PMs that I talk about here come from another site. Not drunk and the wife is current. The guy says he's a d-type but can't seem to make any decisions for himself.

I'm sure the request for kik comes after the answer depending on what it is. I did answer the PM and I wasn't even rude. So far though, I don't think I answered the way he was hoping.

Σ('◉⌓◉’) Aw, you poor thing you! What kind of wife doesn't want to give blowjobs on demand? Let a real sub show you how it's done! :ties cape:

Or he was going to show her a message of validation. Your wife isn't submissive enough. You should definitely find someone to get your needs met. Yep, definitely. Shame on her, bad wife! :vomit:

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Whatever is the matter?

ಠ_ಠ
_____

(c" ತ,_ತ)

*runs away screaming*

 

[MeekMe]

Wait. Come back. There's more. ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

(๑>◡<๑)

*runs away screaming*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Wait. Come back. There's more. ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Ok, that one freaks me out too

(๑>◡<๑)

This one just looks like a baby having a tricky poop

 

[Endless_Night]

That croissant was delish! But quite possibly, in fact, almost certainly, a mistake.

Oh, the lure of flaky goodness.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

There is a man at the local drugstore with a wonderfully deep, rumbly voice.

I am sorely tempted to be a problem customer next time I go in, just to hear him scold me.

 

[butters]

Elle - have you heard the news about the bird flu? ALL poultry must be kept indoors for the next 30 days to prevent their contact with wild birds

lucky you have a big kitchen and fewer chickens

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

I feel very odd right now.

(｡-_-｡)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

I think cat has separation anxiety.
Two days ago she started being unreasonably and uncharacteristically affectionate, then she stopped eating, then the frequency at which she makes her trilling/breeping sounds increased, and tonight she voided her bowels into old shoes and the basket she hasn't slept in for 2 years and covered it with a once-folded old sleeping bag of mine.

Obviously I'm not a cat psychologist or versed in their physiology but she hasn't been lethargic or otherwise physically ill, she has no fleas and shouldn't have worms. So I'm thinking S.A.?

 

[Eva_Star]

Σ('◉⌓◉’) Aw, you poor thing you! What kind of wife doesn't want to give blowjobs on demand? Let a real sub show you how it's done! :ties cape:

Dun da da DUN! Super Sub to the rescue!! Able to cock worship while getting flogged while cooking you a 7 course meal WHILE on her knees in a dog cage!!

 

[JoanneA]

I think cat has prepared her inside of me.

I know of it. I object. There's a whole lot of crazy going around.

 

[butters]

No, bigger, mine are already out. Sigh, getting them back in is going to be painful. I miss being a DEFRA reg flock.

I'll put them all in the milking parlour in that case.


Edit: back in !

are they sulking, or don't they seem to mind much?

oh! how about the geese? are they chilled about being cooped up?

I think cat has separation anxiety.
Two days ago she started being unreasonably and uncharacteristically affectionate, then she stopped eating, then the frequency at which she makes her trilling/breeping sounds increased, and tonight she voided her bowels into old shoes and the basket she hasn't slept in for 2 years and covered it with a once-folded old sleeping bag of mine.

Obviously I'm not a cat psychologist or versed in their physiology but she hasn't been lethargic or otherwise physically ill, she has no fleas and shouldn't have worms. So I'm thinking S.A.?

is she elderly? i don't wish to worry you, but you need to get her looked at by your vet or at least speak with them on the phone.

when a cat is ill, or old, they often know there's more going on than we get shown, and the affection/bowel problems are signs of something not right. she could even be showing signs of feline dementia.

if she's not old, or even if she is, why would she suddenly have anxiety/separation issues? has your routine changed? have you changed something big in your lives like moving home/bringing a new pet or child into the fold?