Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[midwestyankee]

Yes. Lettuce alone.

Oh, you beet me to it. Parsnips you could tell me what you call a flower if it can turnip endive back down again repeatedly?

 

[midwestyankee]

Just to make it absolutely clear: I will NOT apply for a name change to "Cucumberence".

(Not even promises of tit-photos and cookies will make me do it!)

Okay, offer put on hold.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

I like how I keep searching for guys to date but the moment my parents bring up a nice single guy over to tea or something I become the most profession-driven alpha bitch ever. It's like admitting I want companionship would be akin to setting myself on fire.

Or maybe this is revenge on them for not liking my choices. *shrugs*

You need a man to appreciate your alpa bitchness.

 

[Farawyn]

Oh, you beet me to it. Parsnips you could tell me what you call a flower if it can turnip endive back down again repeatedly?

*purses my tulips and thinks*

 

[Kimikimidoll]

You need a man to appreciate your alpa bitchness.

No... no... it doesn't work. It'll end up with him hanging himself or trying to strangle me in his sleep.

(yes, his sleep. Subconsciously)

 

[midwestyankee]

*purses my tulips and thinks*

This back-and-forth reminded me of one of my favorite short-short stories: Lunch, by Gwen Masters. I think you'll like it.

 

[Farawyn]

This back-and-forth reminded me of one of my favorite short-short stories: Lunch, by Gwen Masters. I think you'll like it.

Love it!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38546998

Meanwhile here;

http://lasallefalconer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/IMG_2615-475x300.jpg

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HisArpy]

Wish me luck. If the moon foal is up to it we might try our first venture down the road a little today

Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeal.

We did it! She met a car even! So proud!

This is fantastic. Soon you'll be going everywhere together like the clever girls you are.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can feel my hormones are on the rise in the run-up to my fertile window.

I just want to lie abed all day and... do we need a girly stuff thread?

 

[midwestyankee]

I can feel my hormones are on the rise in the run-up to my fertile window.

I just want to lie abed all day and... do we need a girly stuff thread?

Most likely, yes.

 

[Farawyn]

I can feel my hormones are on the rise in the run-up to my fertile window.

I just want to lie abed all day and... do we need a girly stuff thread?

I thought that was your fort!
We can make it into a Red Tent.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Most likely, yes.

I thought that was your fort!
We can make it into a Red Tent.

I laughed so hard!

Okay, then it's decided. But someone might want to warn Azul, et al that they might want to knock before entering...

 

[MeekMe]

Did somebody mention period stuff? (>_>) I've had some unfortunate events. It's like a sneaky monthly ninja that pops up sometimes to make me look like a murder. Just sayin'.

 

[Farawyn]

I laughed so hard!

Okay, then it's decided. But someone might want to warn Azul, et al that they might want to knock before entering...

Hang up a sign!

 

[Blue]

Okay, then it's decided. But someone might want to warn Azul, et al that they might want to knock before entering...

Hang up a sign!

I'll have Bond fly over some premier British chocolates or something...

 

[Farawyn]

I'll have Bond fly over some premier British chocolates or something...

Awwwww, not all the time, Con. Just while Honey needs the Red Tent.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I wish I could wake up and this be a nightmare. Nothing seems real.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I wish I could wake up and this be a nightmare. Nothing seems real.

I wish there were options for everyone.

 

[pete]

dropped the soap in the shower, caught it with one hand like a boss.

its gonna be a good day.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Taking a much needed break today.