killallhippies
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lucky-E-leven said:
it's a wall and it's the sixth one.
i've broken through the sixth wall!
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it's a wall and it's the sixth one.
killallhippies
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never!
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Recidiva said:
NUH UH!
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Recidiva said:
STOP LYING!
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you're so gonna pay for that.
later.
later.
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to everyone.
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Recidiva said:
me too.
joeys-game
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killallhippies said:
don't even try to be mean to me!
i invented the word 'mean'!
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OLGA.
Well, we shall soon be freed from his tyranny.
To-morrow the Despot is to be dethroned!
LUDWIG
Hush, rash girl! You know not what you say.
OLGA.
Don't be absurd! We're all in
it-we're all tiled, here.
LUDWIG
That has nothing to do with it. Know ye not that in
alluding to our conspiracy without having first given and
received the secret sign, you are violating a fundamental
principle of our Association?
SONG-LUDWIG.
By the mystic regulation
Of our dark Association,
Ere you open conversation
With another kindred soul,
You must eat a sausage-roll!
(Producing one.)
ALL.
You must eat a sausage-roll!
LUDWIG
If, in turn, he eats another,
That's a sign that he's a brother-
Each may fully trust the other.
It is quaint and it is droll,
But it's bilious on the whole.
ALL.
Very bilious on the whole.
LUDWIG
It's a greasy kind of pasty,
Which, perhaps, a judgement hasty
Might consider rather tasty:
Once (to speak without disguise)
It found favour in our eyes.
ALL.
It found favour in our eyes.
LUDWIG
But when you've been six months feeding
(As we have) on this exceeding
Bilious food, it's no ill-breeding
If at these repulsive pies
Our offended gorges rise!
ALL.
Our offended gorges rise!
MARTHA.
Oh, bother the secret sign! I've eaten it until
I'm quite uncomfortable! I've given it six times already
to-day-and (whimpering) I can't eat any breakfast!
BERTHA.
And it's so unwholesome. Why, we should all be as
yellow as frogs if it wasn't for the make-up!
LUDWIG
All this is rank treason to the cause. I suffer as
much as any of you. I loathe the repulsive thing-I can't
contemplate it without a shudder-but I'm a conscientious
conspirator, and if you won't give the sign I will.
(Eats sausage-roll with an effort.)
LISA.
Poor martyr! He's always at it, and it's a wonder
where he puts it!
With thanks to:
THE GRAND DUKE
OR THE STATUTORY DUEL
by W. S. Gilbert
Well, we shall soon be freed from his tyranny.
To-morrow the Despot is to be dethroned!
LUDWIG
Hush, rash girl! You know not what you say.
OLGA.
Don't be absurd! We're all in
it-we're all tiled, here.
LUDWIG
That has nothing to do with it. Know ye not that in
alluding to our conspiracy without having first given and
received the secret sign, you are violating a fundamental
principle of our Association?
SONG-LUDWIG.
By the mystic regulation
Of our dark Association,
Ere you open conversation
With another kindred soul,
You must eat a sausage-roll!
(Producing one.)
ALL.
You must eat a sausage-roll!
LUDWIG
If, in turn, he eats another,
That's a sign that he's a brother-
Each may fully trust the other.
It is quaint and it is droll,
But it's bilious on the whole.
ALL.
Very bilious on the whole.
LUDWIG
It's a greasy kind of pasty,
Which, perhaps, a judgement hasty
Might consider rather tasty:
Once (to speak without disguise)
It found favour in our eyes.
ALL.
It found favour in our eyes.
LUDWIG
But when you've been six months feeding
(As we have) on this exceeding
Bilious food, it's no ill-breeding
If at these repulsive pies
Our offended gorges rise!
ALL.
Our offended gorges rise!
MARTHA.
Oh, bother the secret sign! I've eaten it until
I'm quite uncomfortable! I've given it six times already
to-day-and (whimpering) I can't eat any breakfast!
BERTHA.
And it's so unwholesome. Why, we should all be as
yellow as frogs if it wasn't for the make-up!
LUDWIG
All this is rank treason to the cause. I suffer as
much as any of you. I loathe the repulsive thing-I can't
contemplate it without a shudder-but I'm a conscientious
conspirator, and if you won't give the sign I will.
(Eats sausage-roll with an effort.)
LISA.
Poor martyr! He's always at it, and it's a wonder
where he puts it!
With thanks to:
THE GRAND DUKE
OR THE STATUTORY DUEL
by W. S. Gilbert
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Recidiva said:
damn it, damn and double damn...
he knows about the time thingy...the time thingy!!!
hushshshshsh!
oggbashan
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Recidiva said:
Of course you are right. I made a typo. Schwenck is the spelling.
W S Gilbert Bio here
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You know who's mean? That fucking prick, Steve. He called again last night. AGAIN. Loser. When will he learn? I told him that the rhubarb strikes at dawn and that wide is the sway which mows the harvest. But, did he listen? NOOoooo. Not Steve. No fucking way. He just goes right on with his bad self. If I see him, I'll strangle him.
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