i've broken through the sixth wall!

Did this thread accidentally get transferred by a moderator from the GB or *gasp* the Playground?


Just askin'.
 
ProofreadManx said:
Did this thread accidentally get transferred by a moderator from the GB or *gasp* the Playground?


Just askin'.

Nope. It's just old.

And I resurrected it as joke.

It's for joey!
 
Recidiva said:
Are you really mad at me?

Really really mad?

Or did Steve send you?
_________


Oh, no, I'm not mad (angry?) at all.

But I have been hearing voices, though. They've been telling me to right some more ass-fucking and lesbian stories.

(I'm resisting, I tellya. As GOD is my witness, I'm resisting.)
 
ProofreadManx said:
Oh, no, I'm not mad (angry?) at all.

But I have been hearing voices, though. They've been telling me to right some more ass-fucking and lesbian stories.

(I'm resisting, I tellya. As GOD is my witness, I'm resisting.)

This sounds serious.

You have to listen to the voices.

Or they do things.
 
Recidiva said:
This sounds serious.

You have to listen to the voices.

Or they do things.
________

I should also listened to my other inner voice telling me to proofread "right" to "write" before I posted.




(Should I combine lesbian and anal?)
 
ProofreadManx said:
I should also listened to my other inner voice telling me to proofread "right" to "write" before I posted.

(Should I combine lesbian and anal?)

I didn't want to correct your spelling.

Just in case that made you aggressive.

Sure! Why not! Lots of openings on women!
 
Recidiva said:
I didn't want to correct your spelling.

Just in case that made you aggressive.

Sure! Why not! Lots of openings on women!
________


Not into BDSM or the take-charge kinda guy, then, Recidiva?

Hmmm...

'Cause the lesbian hotties I had in mind were in for some gratuitous three-hole fucking from some veiny, thick meat, then afterward, forced to suck out all the cum and share among themselves.

Then again, maybe they wouldn't like doing that sort of thing.


(Combining lesbian and anal can get tricky. Damn voices.)
 
ProofreadManx said:
Not into BDSM or the take-charge kinda guy, then, Recidiva?

Hmmm...

'Cause the lesbian hotties I had in mind were in for some gratuitous three-hole fucking from some veiny, thick meat, then afterward, forced to suck out all the cum and share among themselves.

Then again, maybe they wouldn't like doing that sort of thing.

(Combining lesbian and anal can get tricky. Damn voices.)

The first sentence just makes me giggle.

The rest, well, I bet you anything, the voices has it all figured out.

Just toss a little nonconsent into it and you've got a salad.
 
Recidiva said:
The first sentence just makes me giggle.

The rest, well, I bet you anything, the voices has it all figured out.

Just toss a little nonconsent into it and you've got a salad.
______

It ALL comes back to food, doesn't it?

So, what I have so far is . . . non-consenting vegetarian lesbians who sometimes like triple-penetration guy sex and swapping semen.






(Funny . . . the voices seem to have vanished.)
 
ProofreadManx said:
It ALL comes back to food, doesn't it?

So, what I have so far is . . . non-consenting vegetarian lesbians who sometimes like triple-penetration guy sex and swapping semen.

(Funny . . . the voices seem to have vanished.)

See? All you have to do is insult them and they go away.

*nods*

It was the vegetarian thing that put it over the top.
 
Recidiva said:
See? All you have to do is insult them and they go away.

*nods*

It was the vegetarian thing that put it over the top.
______

You're toying with me, Recidiva. You told me to listen to the voices.











And now . . . they're gone!
 
ProofreadManx said:
You're toying with me, Recidiva. You told me to listen to the voices.

And now . . . they're gone!

They'll be back.

With appetizers and drinks.

And probably manacles.
 
Recidiva said:
They'll be back.

With appetizers and drinks.

And probably manacles.
______

Food and bondage, food and bondage, go together like a horse and . . .




(What rhymes with bondage? Hurry . . . the voices are back.)
 
ProofreadManx said:
Food and bondage, food and bondage, go together like a horse and . . .

(What rhymes with bondage? Hurry . . . the voices are back.)

Food and bondage go together like chocolate sauce dripping stickily through a manacle and you just can't scratch it.

You can garnish the rope work with parsley.

You can put an apple in her mouth.

Good lord man.

Stop trying to rhyme and get prosaic.
 
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