HeavyBalls
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You must bring us... A SHRUBBERY!!!!
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SirConradPeckereye
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Not too big... or too small...
HeavyBalls
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And not too expensive...Not too big... or too small...
You must also chop down the largest tree in the forest, WITH A HERRING!!!
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Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!
AAugh! AAAAAH! Oww!! (writhe in pain)
Don't say that word!
What word?
AAugh! AAAAAH! Oww!! (writhe in pain)
Don't say that word!
What word?
HeavyBalls
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What word?
Also your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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You silly English Kinigit!
HeavyBalls
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I fart in your general direction!
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you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper!
HeavyBalls
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Fachez la vache!
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Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Belvedere gives him a disbelieving look]
A newt?
[Silence]
Well I got better.
HeavyBalls
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It's a fair cop...
SirConradPeckereye
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Probably not... she is a silly personWonders if JJ ever suspected that her thread would be filled up with Monty Python quotes today.
JerseyJade
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Is that what happened here? And WTF is a Monty Python?Wonders if JJ ever suspected that her thread would be filled up with Monty Python quotes today.
SirConradPeckereye
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JerseyJade
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Those are fighting words, SirPeckeredPickleHead.Just redheads
SirConradPeckereye
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Monty Python is fucking brilliant! Funny shit! Watch it! Meow!Is that what happened here? And WTF is a Monty Python?
HeavyBalls
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RUN AWAY!!!Is that what happened here? And WTF is a Monty Python?
SirConradPeckereye
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I ain't scaredThose are fighting words, SirPeckeredPickleHead.
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Hold it right meow...
HeavyBalls
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*notes short girl strength and berzerker rage...I ain't scared
*gets popcorn to watch
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SirConradPeckereye
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Still ain't scared... twas just a scratch
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HeavyBalls
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Ohhh she's gonna go Super Saiyan on ya!Its ok *holds out arm and stops her and she can't even reach me*
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JJ, I notice a distinct change in substance on your posts in the afternoon . . . so have to ask . . . just what are you doing during the lunch hour ??
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