Just one Line.

[MrPixel]

Another from a future chapter of "Off Campus":

"...He'll be yammering about 'the incredible naked blonde I fucked behind The Exchange' in the locker room until he retires. Nobody'll believe him, though."

 

[PoisonPen33]

"He didn't measure twelve inches, but it did smell like a foot."

 

[XerXesXu]

"He didn't measure twelve inches, but it did smell like a foot."

Somehow, I'll manage to drop that one in a conversation.

 

[PoisonPen33]

"His libido was desperately smashing '2' plus '2' together in an effort to add up to 'sex.'"

 

[lovecraft68]

What she was doing was fine, normal, and justified. She not only needed it, but deserved it, was entitled to it, and there was nothing wrong with that. Erin rested her case to the imaginary judge who presided over her moral dilemmas.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

“Oi! Snelgrove!” the countess called out, her voice shrill with fury. “Get your arse back here so I can kick it, you simpering speng!”

- Lady Jenny Penrose, the Countess of Greymoor (Mike & Karen, ch. 30 'Prude Awakening') (WIP)

 

[R. Richard]

From Visit With The Damned (Amazon, Smashwords)
“I can live with them all dead. However, they might just be alive and hungry for fresh meat.”

 

[lovecraft68]

"He didn't measure twelve inches, but it did smell like a foot."

Okay that made me think of the words "fromunda cheese" as in from under your balls for the first time in years.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

"What? Just because I can stay on my parents insurance until I'm twenty-six doesn't mean I have parents."

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Your grades say marry rich, but your face says study more."

 

[Djmac1031]

"I really didn't want to start answering questions about how often I'd taken Carrie out by the pool and slathered her soft, supple skin with the slippery, coconut scented oil, my hands often finding curves and crevices no father normally had business touching on his own daughter."

From Caring For Carrie Pt. 3, currently being written.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

“Out of what textbook, Gilman?” Karen almost snorted. “Unaussprechlichen Kulten? We’re equating a hypersurface, not summoning Cthulhu."

- Karen, arguing with Mike about the numbers involved in measuring Calabi-Yau Manifolds. From 'Mike & Karen, ch.25' (WIP)

 

[CiaoSteve]

“Shhh,” Abi replied, gently wiping away my tear. “Normal… if you ask me, normal is just whatever makes you happy... for me it’s Rich, and if for you it is another woman then that’s equally as normal. Is that what you want, Anna?”

 

[Kumquatqueen]

"...if he was going to fuck me, then we could damn well start the foreplay now. Convince him of what he'd be missing, if he lit up again.

The idea of him struggling to avoid the lure of the fag-pack, distracting himself with thoughts of my body, suddenly turned me on more than I'd ever have guessed."

from The Bet: Quit Smoking, Win My Body (or from Smoking Hot, if you'd like an extra 100k words of gay sex with your heterosexual story)

 

[Smuttyandfun]

“So, big guy, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

 

[xelliebabex]

“Women don’t say no to me, Bella,” he said, his tone smooth and decadent, like rich chocolate. “They say please.”

 

[xelliebabex]

“Of course, he wants something, dumbass! Gifts like that are down payments for sex.”

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Somehow, I'll manage to drop that one in a conversation.

Great line!

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"Your grades say marry rich, but your face says study more."

Really like that line. Paints a picture.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"He didn't measure twelve inches, but it did smell like a foot."

Really great line.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

“Okay. I take that back. Now that you’ve got me blindfolded, I’m wondering if I’m going to wind up on Dateline, on one of those episodes about why should never just blindly trust a man in uniform.”
From 'The Dare'

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"She's like a Happy Meal - she always comes with a toy inside her."

Really good line.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

“My great-grandfather and great-grandmother have been married for over 70 years. I asked him what their secret was, and he said, quote, ‘the key to a successful relationship is to stay as far the fuck away from each other as possible.’”

Absolutely love this. Something I bet a lot of older married men would say, too! -- But nowhere near their wives.

 

[XerXesXu]

WIP:
When that was over, Tom made to shelve the shaving kit. Zara stroked his cheek, “Girls like the big prick, not the little prickle.”

 

[neuroparenthetical]

I think my favorite so far is: "I spare a thought for John the savage."

It seemed perfectly, darkly fitting for a story about a brainwashed slave who'd lost the ability to feel most types of negative emotions, except under very specific circumstances.