Just one Line.

[PoisonPen33]

"If you fell face-first into a woodchipper, I'd buy the woodchipper a beer."

 

[MrPixel]

"Yeah," Cyan dreamily recalls. "He was French. Accent alone was worth an orgasm or two."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"I dunno what's so impressive about that Pennywise dude. I mean, I swallow children all the time..."

- Jeanie, leaving a movie theater with Freja.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

...he licked two of his fingers, which he slid horribly easily into my cunt.

If I was in the middle of a threesome with two men, neither of whom I was in a relationship with, that made me the sort of girl who used words like cunt, right?

(Educating Laura, ch.3)

 

[AlexBailey]

I have no words, just jumbled fading dreams and unbelievable reality - being sucked awake by my lifelong crush... I lean back into my pillow, gently rocking my hips, enjoying her mouth as she deep-throats me.

 

[BobbyBrandt]

“A real man? I’ve seen bigger wankers than that on Koala bears.” As soon as she said this, her laughter returned.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

And finally, a filled cunt.

I didn't care what with.

Fingers, I deduced later.

I never got round to asking whose.

(Educating Laura, ch.5)

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Oh, you think you could be a knight, do you? I hate to break it to you, me bucko, but 'Lister of Smeg' is already taken."

- Lady Jenny Penrose, Countess of Greymoor, and god-empress of sass.

 

[yowser]

"You sure?" She arched her eyebrows. "Calculus is multidimensional, no reason arousal isn't as well, don't you think?"

 

[Emilymcplugger]

"I DON'T WANT TO BE SLUTTY, SLEAZY KATE, I WANT TO BE GIRLY KATE WHO LIKES NICE DRESSES AND FLOWERS AND ROM-COMS AND CHICK-FLICKS AND READING WOMEN'S MAGAZINES AND NOT FUCKING, SLUTTY KATE WHO WEARS STOOPID WHITE BLOUSES WITH RED POLKA-DOTS TO FUCKING ORGIES!"

 

[Emilymcplugger]

“Kate, it's not what it looks like," Troy began as he held his hands in the air as a mock gesture of innocence. I don't know what he thought his story would be? That he accidentally fell out of his costume, into the chair and into Nikki's mouth. How would that even work?

 

[DHerbert]

Being blackmailed into doing something disgusting was one thing, but having to come up with your own ideas of what to do on top of that was just plain nasty.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

"She's like a Happy Meal - she always comes with a toy inside her."

That is great writing right there.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

“D&D is not really any different from fantasy football or baseball, sir, except I get to kill orcs with a +5 Holy Avenger.”

- Mike, explaining D&D to Karen's father, 1987

 

[MsNatalie99]

"Fucking really!?" Ellie snapped, her face glistening, hair damp with misted beer. "First time at a girl's house, she tells you to drop your pants, and what, you spit in her face, like begone thot! Jesus, Mark."

From current project

 

[shakna]

Taking a shower with his zombie sister now topped Chris' charts of weird shit that had happened to him.

 

[PoisonPen33]

“You know what they do to make me look good? They pass me the ball and I take care of the rest.”

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Vaffudiffuf, coufduff,"

- Valentina (from 'Mike & Karen', chapter 26)

 

[MelissaBaby]

"The fact that she enjoys gallivanting about the wilderness, wearing muddy boots and wrestling bears should not be taken as any sort of a hint to her erotic proclivities.”

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"The fact that she enjoys gallivanting about the wilderness, wearing muddy boots and wrestling bears should not be taken as any sort of a hint to her erotic proclivities.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

Speaking as a Canadian, I'm legally not allowed to answer any way except with this...

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"The fact that she enjoys gallivanting about the wilderness, wearing muddy boots and wrestling bears should not be taken as any sort of a hint to her erotic proclivities.”

Annnnd then there's the American experience... XD

 

[MsNatalie99]

Annnnd then there's the American experience... XD

I've had that happen. We've also gone out on the lake in my uncle's fishing boat and found a coyote locked in the bathroom.

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

Speaking as a Canadian, I'm legally not allowed to answer any way except with this...

You couldn’t publish that on Lit!

 

[BiscuitHammer]

You couldn’t publish that on Lit!

Helluva world we live in when Lit is sexually uptight compared to Canada...

 

[shakna]

"I... I'm naked!" Alice exploded, "How in the Devil's profane name can you resist me!? I didn't think that was a thing!"