Just one Line.

[Smuttyandfun]

Really good line!

 

[MsNatalie99]

"I dunno what's so impressive about that Pennywise dude. I mean, I swallow children all the time..."

- Jeanie, leaving a movie theater with Freja.

This made me laugh out loud.

 

[PoisonPen33]

"If I was a witch, I'd curse you to spend 20 years sleeping in jeans."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Kat, thank you oh-so-much for inviting me to this little soiree. I've always wondered what it would look like if a neurotic millennial recited her own poetry about her menses while she had a dying shrub sticking out of her arse..."

- Lady Jenny Penrose, expressing her displeasure at attending an avant-garde art exhibit. (WIP)

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Having sex with a ghost is all about transparency... or translucency."

 

[MsNatalie99]

"I may not be who you wanted, and seeing as they didn't want you back, I'm who you got, so drop those goddamned pants."

 

[Emilymcplugger]

"I may not be who you wanted, and seeing as they didn't want you back, I'm who you got, so drop those goddamned pants."

Interesting …which story?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Interesting …which story?

In progress. Almost done with first one, and I mapped that scene for my second.

 

[EarlyMorningLight]

“Hot?”

“I mean yeah. Really hot. Seth is so pale and gorgeous, you’re so dark and scruffy, seeing you pressed against each other… it was like walking in on a gay porno, except with no dudes who look like Ken dolls.”

I lost it, collapsing into laughter, followed quickly by Seth, then Lisa. We passed the bottle around again. Lit fresh cigarettes.


(ok, so slightly more than a line, but it makes more sense with the extra context)

 

[PoisonPen33]

"I've got a bullet with your name on it, and I'm going to keep shooting until I find it!"

 

[lovecraft68]

"My daddy was a cop," Nicole shot him through the eye, finishing her sentence as his lifeless body toppled to the floor. "I killed him too."

 

[lovecraft68]

"The only death a Lefay fears is a quiet one. We are born to die violently, not silently."

 

[Rustyoznail]

“Great,” grumbled Jo. “I get hand jobs. The soy decaf latte of the sex world.”

 

[Maxiine]

It was not hard for mom to figure out what was going on, although my brother's naked backside blocked her view of me lying on the bed. I was equally unclothed, my arms were outstretched, my ankles were tight to his ears, and I was making happy sounds as he pistoned me.

 

[yowser]

Her chest moved magnificently, swaying like the Golden Gate Bridge in a rhythmic breeze.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Damn, and here I thought Hugo de Rune was a pain in the ass..."

- Ted, upon meeting young Master Percival (WIP)

 

[PoisonPen33]

"She's so hot, I'm pissed off I'm not attracted to women."

 

[Kumquatqueen]

"He's clearly happily treating me as an experimental object. I'm sort of relieved to remember he's the one guy who managed to keep all his fruit flies alive during his practicals."

Adrian re Richie, in 'Undergraduate Experiments: Sober'

 

[MrPixel]

"Gawd, Phil, I've never seen you get so hard. I could've run a flag up your cock."

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Gawd, Phil, I've never seen you get so hard. I could've run a flag up your cock."

"He could hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

“Jesus, you are such a nerd!” Janet groused, her hands in her face. “I can’t believe I let you cum in me almost daily!”

- Janet, to Mike, deservedly so. From Mike & Karen, ch. 27 (WIP)

 

[yowser]

She had a chest about at the limit that most women would consider acceptable for going braless, nice soft curves with the starboard one a little larger and sloping off to the side enticingly.

 

[lovecraft68]

"I don't know magic," Seth rumbled. "But I can make your teeth disappear."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"That idea's bad. Atari Jaguar bad..."

- Alex, from Mike & Karen ch.28

 

[shakna]

No one ever accused zombies of being subtle.

"My Sister's a Zombie!"