Just to let you all know...

[GrittyRingo]

Who you calling banal? poo head!

 

[wordsmithe]

What if...

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

[KHAN-E]

Give a man a fish - you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and he'll never be home on the weekends.

 

[KHAN-E]

A bird in the hand can get quite messy.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Give a man a beer, he wastes an afternoon.

Teach a man to brew, he wastes a lifetime.


- anon.

 

[Mountain Man]

Give a man a fish - you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish -

And he'll sit in a boat all day and drink beer...

 

[Mountain Man]

Give a man a beer, he wastes an afternoon.

Teach a man to brew, he wastes a lifetime.


- anon.

Blasphme...........

There is nothing about beer that is a waste of time...especiall brewing your own...

Take that back!

 

[Mountain Man]

If you Love something......
Let it Go...
If it Comes back....it's yours forever
If it doesn't....








Hunt it down and Shoot it

 

[1sexylady]

...

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life...(tw)

 

[KHAN-E]

THE GOLDEN RULE - Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

 

[wordsmithe]

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

 

[KHAN-E]

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love people! But I'm not so sure about mankind.

 

[wordsmithe]

If you lend a person $20, you may never see that person again; it is probably worth it.

 

[guser]

just to let you know

fantasize about what you visualize, and what you visualize will materialize.......

 

[guser]

erm.....

if this is the question then what is the answer ????

 

[wordsmithe]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[wordsmithe]

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

 

[Mountain Man]

Why does the word "monosyllable" have so many syllables?

 

[Mountain Man]

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

 

[wordsmithe]

Why does it cost $5 to have a shirt cleaned, but if you donate it to Goodwill it will get cleaned, put on a hanger, and someone will buy that clean shirt for a buck?

 

[wordsmithe]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its pupils.

 

[GrittyRingo]

famous Indian Proverb


man who go sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finga

 

[GrittyRingo]

how'bout a chinese one?


Man who go sleep with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand.

 

[wordsmithe]

Never kick a man when he is down... he may get back up again

 

[zipman]

Yeah, what he said