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LadyLascivious1 said:
They say you never forget your first…

https://voca.ro/1kDFn1ZeyqF7
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Yes, I am so glad we sucked you in. Truth, I’d actually rather feel a dude cum rather than see it myself, but I like seeing it to, I am just big into feeling. I do get how that feeling of new exploration, for ya know science, can easily solidify something as a “thing”. In general, dicks are just really cool and fascinating. I assume most of that impressions is due to not having one, so, oh, new things to see and learn. I spent a significant amount of time staring at them and handling them, for ya know science, because of it when I was younger.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Yes, I am so glad we sucked you in. Truth, I’d actually rather feel a dude cum rather than see it myself, but I like seeing it to, I am just big into feeling. I do get how that feeling of new exploration, for ya know science, can easily solidify something as a “thing”. In general, dicks are just really cool and fascinating. I assume most of that impressions is due to not having one, so, oh, new things to see and learn. I spent a significant amount of time staring at them and handling them, for ya know science, because of it when I was younger.
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It is your love of Science, and your hands-on approach to is what I find most attractive about you.
 
Photog1rl said:
or so he says...😜

He is actually very nice but he can never know I said that.
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Perhaps I just made sweet, sweet love to a vacuum to attract the ladies. I mean, it’s the only reason why anyone would admit that.

I’ve never fucked a fruit. I can understand why people might believe that, because years back @alwaysaway and I had a very heated debate on how best to fuck a watermelon. She bizarrely thought you cut it open and fucked the insides, just smooshing your duck around, rather than drilling a hole into it and fuck it the correct way. However, this was only a discussion and not something I ever did.

I did genuinely fuck a vacuum though. That was out of pure curiosity the first time. The rest of the times were because it felt quite nice and we kind of established a rapport with one another. Sort of like an applicant with benefits situation.

Also, it is my opinion (and a scientific fact) that patchouli smells like ass, without the possibility of ass. I imagine manky footed hippies with their unwashed hair and hemp clothes playing hacky sack every time I hear the word.
 
Lord Pmann said:
Perhaps I just made sweet, sweet love to a vacuum to attract the ladies. I mean, it’s the only reason why anyone would admit that.

I’ve never fucked a fruit. I can understand why people might believe that, because years back @alwaysaway and I had a very heated debate on how best to fuck a watermelon. She bizarrely thought you cut it open and fucked the insides, just smooshing your duck around, rather than drilling a hole into it and fuck it the correct way. However, this was only a discussion and not something I ever did.

I did genuinely fuck a vacuum though. That was out of pure curiosity the first time. The rest of the times were because it felt quite nice and we kind of established a rapport with one another. Sort of like an applicant with benefits situation.

Also, it is my opinion (and a scientific fact) that patchouli smells like ass, without the possibility of ass. I imagine manky footed hippies with their unwashed hair and hemp clothes playing hacky sack every time I hear the word.
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So what you're saying is if I wear patchouli deodorant I have no chance with you?? 🥲🥲
 
Paul_Chance said:
I'm pretty sure the @Lord Pmann repellant is hemlock, historically. Though, in a crunch, it appears patchouli will work.
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Pretty much anything that smells like a hippie is going to make me revolt. That smell is the worst. I believe a person only smells like that from lack of bathing and access to soap. However, I find that people often want to compound the smell of the unbathed by wearing patchouli. It blows the mind. Never my dick though. The smell wafting up (from the hippie, not my dick) would be a boner killer.

OrdinaryPerson said:
I have no idea what patchouli actually smells like but the shampoo and conditioner i last used said "patchouli rose" and my kid told me i smelled weird when i got home.
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It’s the worst thing ever. The smell is best described as “we smell like hippies look”. Dank. Like a mushroom. Unwashed. Blah.
 
Lord Pmann said:
Pretty much anything that smells like a hippie is going to make me revolt. That smell is the worst. I believe a person only smells like that from lack of bathing and access to soap. However, I find that people often want to compound the smell of the unbathed by wearing patchouli. It blows the mind. Never my dick though. The smell wafting up (from the hippie, not my dick) would be a boner killer.



It’s the worst thing ever. The smell is best described as “we smell like hippies look”. Dank. Like a mushroom. Unwashed. Blah.
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Dank 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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