Watching you try both ways remains one of the greatest moments of my life.
But when you came into that halved watermelon and cried out, “for science!” .. that made numero uno in the greatest moments of my life.
thank you for this vision. I am sure it will keep me warm on many a cold night.Watching you try both ways remains one of the greatest moments of my life.
But when you came into that halved watermelon and cried out, “for science!” .. that made numero uno in the greatest moments of my life.
Maybe you can convince him to delve in and share the story of where this watermelon kink and need for exploration started. Unless of course, you were the one that started the debate. Either way, we are hear to listen.
thank you for this vision. I am sure it will keep me warm on many a cold night.
So, you provided the defendant with the alleged watermelon, is that true? Hmmmm..
Well, at least you learned early on that he can not be trusted with your produce.
Thank you WJ. I think Victoria's Secret can take credit for many a stocking kink for our generation. They get credit for my love of thigh highs for sure. Though mainly because it was the only place I could go in the mall and buy a pair of thigh highs, especially with anything more ornate or lacy. I guess, in fairness, my stocking thing wasn't cemented by Victoria's Secrets themselves, but by the response of boyfriends to seeing them. However, I have found most men really do like them, so maybe they do get credit, for creating the image, which caused men to show visible excitement, which made me want to wear them more. They do know how to market. And the kicker of making them fragile, so they are a consumption based repeat sale once you get a customer in them.
Great little story!
They certainly aren't made to last. One of my girlfriends would wear them for me on special and not-so-special occasions because she really liked the response she got from me. Of course, her response when a pair got destroyed was often less enthusiastic (depending on the manner in which they were destroyed).
I dont know much about it but I have bought a lot of titty dancers gift cards for Victoria’s Secret. Also Frederick’s Of Hollywood.
I used to carry clear nailpolish in my purse because of my stockings. Also at least in the 90s, if you missed you were getting a run while you were out and about, you could just quickly shred them both, and then it was a grunge fashion statement lol
I suspect you'll still get by ok and will have no issue finding many who appreciate your patchouli.What I'm gathering is that this patchouli-smelling, birkenstock-wearing hippie mama will never stand a chance with @Lord Pmann or @StillRain
so kind of you to make sure the titty dancers have sensible clothes to wear.
Just trying to do my part to help good people make an honest living.
Grunge stockings are a whole sub-genre of the fetish. I'm a fan.
I love fishnets because they are so much more durable lol. Yeah tacky as fuck, but at least I can wear them over and over. Yup, I am a 44 year old who still wears fishnets, but at least it is only in my house.
Umm... you live in bumblefuck redneck florida. I thought tacky as fuck was the state uniform?
Maybe after an industrial strength hose down with appropriately scented body wash, some nice fresh perfume and some decent shoes on those dogs of yours.What I'm gathering is that this patchouli-smelling, birkenstock-wearing hippie mama will never stand a chance with @Lord Pmann or @StillRain
I like the way you talk dirty to me, baby
Disgusting.You know... the Birkenstocks don't smell so much if you wear socks with them. Pro tip!
If you put them directly into your fanny I’ll be much more impressed.
