Last Person to Win?

[SamScribble]

Hey good looking, what's ya got cookin'.

How's about cookin' something up with... Tx? Surely, that can't be right.

 

[TxRad]

Hey, speak for your own self.

 

[_Lynn_]

Hey good looking, what's ya got cookin'.

Spent the afternoon celebrating my grandson's first birthday.

 

[TxRad]

Spent the afternoon celebrating my grandson's first birthday.

I spent the morning chopping fresh garden vegetables for a veggie stew. It was delicious with a pan of cornbread.

 

[Handley_Page]

Spent the afternoon celebrating my grandson's first birthday.

My Grandson is now in his 30s. . . . .

 

[SamScribble]

My Grandson is now in his 30s. . . . .

I don't have a grandson

 

[_Lynn_]

I don't have a grandson

It's not the same at my age.

 

[_Lynn_]

My Grandson is now in his 30s. . . . .

My daughter is 45. Never expected to have a baby.

 

[Handley_Page]

My daughter is 45. Never expected to have a baby.

As long as it was a pleasant surprise. . . .

 

[Candy_Kane54]

My Grandson is now in his 30s. . . . .

I am expecting a great grand nephew in April. My little sister (who just turned 67) will be a great grand mother! Sadly, I have no offspring of my own ...

 

[SamScribble]

I am expecting a great grand nephew in April. My little sister (who just turned 67) will be a great grand mother! Sadly, I have no offspring of my own ...

You could adopt me, Candy. Although I suspect that I am a little older than you

 

[Handley_Page]

45?
By the time My DiL got there. she had a 25-year-old son. . .

 

[_Lynn_]

As long as it was a pleasant surprise. . . .

It surprised me for sure.

 

[_Lynn_]

You could adopt me, Candy. Although I suspect that I am a little older than you

Seems a lot of us are getting old, including me.

 

[Handley_Page]

It surprised me for sure.

I have a great grand-daughter who's just celebrated her 18th birthday.
I wonder if she will 'breed' ?
I fancy the idea of being a great-great Grandad. . . .

 

[_Lynn_]

I have a great grand-daughter who's just celebrated her 18th birthday.
I wonder if she will 'breed' ?
I fancy the idea of being a great-great Grandad. . . .

When my kids were at the dating age, I assumed, as many parents do, they would marry and have kids. My son talked about getting a vasectomy before he was 25. He was adamant he didn't want kids. Now, at 49, he and his wife are both happy without any.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have 3 sons, all of who have off-spring.

 

[SamScribble]

I have 3 sons, all of who have off-spring.

Of whom, HP. How many times do I have to tell you?

 

[Handley_Page]

Of whom, HP. How many times do I have to tell you?

Ah, sh*t. It's this new keyboard. . . .

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Ah, sh*t. It's this new keyboard. . . .

Yeah, it takes a while to break those suckers in ...

 

[Handley_Page]

Yeah, it takes a while to break those suckers in ...

I keep colliding with the Caps Lock; the spring's too soft. . .

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I keep colliding with the Caps Lock; the spring's too soft. . .

My biggest problem with my keyboard is that when I reach for the ' key, I almost invariably hit the ; key instead so I;m always correcting don;t and can;t ...

 

[TxRad]

My biggest problem with my keyboard is my fingers not going where I tell them to.

 

[Handley_Page]

My biggest problem with my keyboard is my fingers not going where I tell them to.

Oh, you get that as well, do you ?

 

[_Lynn_]

My biggest problem with my keyboard is my fingers not going where I tell them to.

That's because your mind is usually in the gutter.