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This is like the perfect male fantasy first time only you lived it!
Let's hear your Voice! Part 2
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alba_sun
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No kidding; and for some reason I’m delightfully tickled by ‘she invited me over to her tent’.
Although not as, ahem, delightfully tickled as TomTeacher was soon afterwards, as it were…
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Reality rarely matches with imagination where sex and fantasy are concernedReality doesn't match with your imagination...but I have flipped out of a chair before.
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That's not how to practice safe sexReality doesn't match with your imagination...but I have flipped out of a chair before.
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Thursday Thirdsies-
You have three options to choose from--
1- We all have a "customer service voice" that we use for work/business calls. You know the one I'm talking about- it's polite, somewhat upbeat, and completely dead inside- let's hear it.
2- Bedroom Oopsies. We have all had an unfortunate accident in the midst of sexy fun times. Embarrassing as hell at the moment, but now, it's hilarious. Tell us so we can all laugh together.
3- Yesterday was Earth Day. What do you do to shrink your carbon footprint and try to save the world?
You have three options to choose from--
1- We all have a "customer service voice" that we use for work/business calls. You know the one I'm talking about- it's polite, somewhat upbeat, and completely dead inside- let's hear it.
2- Bedroom Oopsies. We have all had an unfortunate accident in the midst of sexy fun times. Embarrassing as hell at the moment, but now, it's hilarious. Tell us so we can all laugh together.
3- Yesterday was Earth Day. What do you do to shrink your carbon footprint and try to save the world?
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scary topic in a beautiful voice...
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JustAnotherFlower
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Perfect polite tone and smooth voice all while being droll and uninterested. Love it.
The "there, there, dear... it's okay.. you're an idiot voice."
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droll and uninteresting maybe my default optionPerfect polite tone and smooth voice all while being droll and uninterested. Love it.
The "there, there, dear... it's okay.. you're an idiot voice."
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Pairs nicely with an eyeroll-y “oh, honey” at the beginningThe "there, there, dear... it's okay.. you're an idiot voice."
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prevention beats cure any time ...
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My favorite diagnosis is now
"Abnormal finding in the colon"
Maybe they used some of those toys JAF posts about
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I can get you the icd-10 code for that
But don’t get it confused with the code for foreign body in the rectum
2 very different things
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JustAnotherFlower
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Customer service...
https://voca.ro/195FSFN5Uh7o
https://voca.ro/195FSFN5Uh7o
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The day you deserve...after too much coffee...love it
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I answered number three. I think the customer service voice of @MidwestPrincess23 already saturated the butt related answer market, so I couldn’t do number two. (And yes, that’s a very shitty pun. Omg someone stop me.)
That’s a very professional customer service voice. You can hardly even tell that you don’t give a fuck.
Well if I ever need help with colonoscopy results, I know who to call.
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One polypI answered number three. I think the customer service voice of @MidwestPrincess23 already saturated the butt related answer market, so I couldn’t do number two. (And yes, that’s a very shitty pun. Omg someone stop me.)
That’s a very professional customer service voice. You can hardly even tell that you don’t give a fuck.
Well if I ever need help with colonoscopy results, I know who to call.
Two polyp
Three polyp
Four
Get your ass out tha door
bobbykialla
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its quite a useless skill to professionally not give a fuck.I answered number three. I think the customer service voice of @MidwestPrincess23 already saturated the butt related answer market, so I couldn’t do number two. (And yes, that’s a very shitty pun. Omg someone stop me.)
That’s a very professional customer service voice. You can hardly even tell that you don’t give a fuck.
Well if I ever need help with colonoscopy results, I know who to call.
Hornymwtxn
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https://voca.ro/1iqHjFByA71HI answered number three. I think the customer service voice of @MidwestPrincess23 already saturated the butt related answer market, so I couldn’t do number two. (And yes, that’s a very shitty pun. Omg someone stop me.)
That’s a very professional customer service voice. You can hardly even tell that you don’t give a fuck.
Well if I ever need help with colonoscopy results, I know who to call.
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