Let's talk about sex baby...

[BongoGal]

That reminds me of a song.

 

[Little_Sister]

I prefer the pontoon boat these days. #oldaf

Me too. I went tubing last summer and ended up nearly killing myself.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I prefer the pontoon boat these days. #oldaf

And I do not get the appeal of pissing on or in anyone. So, no.

I'm with you. I've graduated from the jet ski. I like to lounge on the water these days.

And I'm not a fan of pee. Not my thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

In my early days of internet porn I had no idea what watersports were. When I saw that category I became instantly excited. I had visions of girls skinny-dipping, topless canoeing, naked surfing, etc.

My reaction when I clicked on the link =

But again, if that's someone's thing, I say enjoy it

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

#109. What are your thoughts on water sports? Have you ever done it either to you or to someone else? If not, do you have any desire to?

I'm not ashamed to admit it....I'm all for it. There is nothing like standing and taking control of her as I hold her steady and cut loose a full streaming wake as I mark my path and go full throttle in my 1950s mahogany Chris Craft Rivera....ahhh those were the days....cutting loose and letting it fly into the wind.

 

[snexxer]

I'm not ashamed to admit it....I'm all for it. There is nothing like standing and taking control of her as I hold her steady and cut loose a full streaming wake as I mark my path and go full throttle on my 1950s mahogany Chris Craft Rivera....ahhh those were the days....cutting loose and letting it fly into the wind.

Brilliant reply.

Not my thing at all.

 

[suckonsimon]

Lad on a camping trip wanted to talk about sex with me as a trusted leader so I heard him out. He was so so anxious that when he had chance to lose his virginity he'd let the wrong juice out and die of shame. I took care with explaining. Eventually I could see the worry fall of him like ... a shower.

I was touched that he turned to me for information. Some lass somewhere will be getting his cream now no doubt, he was a fine young 'n.

But my answer to the question: Count me OUT!

 

[snexxer]

I'm guilty of squirting.

Is it mostly pee? I don't know. But, a little pee never hurt anyone.

As a squirt when she cums, won't make me run.
But golden shower no thanks flower.

 

[suckonsimon]

I'm guilty of squirting.

Is it mostly pee? I don't know. But, a little pee never hurt anyone.

Lady, squirting is something else all together. Makes a man hugely delighted. Like it's a great big well done to him.

 

[justasimplegirl]

Just throwing it out there since the "Is it pee?" question was raised.

Ok, so the science might prove it's pee-ish, but ... dammit, it's also hot as fuck. And if he can make me squirt, I honestly don't care if he considers that to be water sports or not. He'll shut up and deal with it. And he'll keep doing whatever caused it if he wants continued access to the rest of my special skills.

 

[numeniusa]

I squirt sometimes. Not always, just occasionally. I'm very definitely not into water sports, but as JSG says, whatever's actually going on according to science, squirting is very enjoyable for both of us.

It doesn't seem very pee-like, I have to say. No odour. Different texture. But I've never been 'tested'.

 

[Little_Sister]

I have never squirted. I cum/clamp/spasm and I get wet but it is thick, not thin and not squirting. Just never have.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have never squirted. I cum/clamp/spasm and I get wet but it is thick, not thin and not squirting. Just never have.

Yeah- I end up looking like a bulldog who ate mayonnaise...
I have never even remotely come close to anything that could be considered squirting.

 

[Little_Sister]

Yeah- I end up looking like a bulldog who ate mayonnaise...
I have never even remotely come close to anything that could be considered squirting.

LMAO. I need that on a shirt please. My pussy looks like a bull dog who ate mayo.

Laughing out loud in a room full of people to the point of tears.

Thanks for making me look mentally unstable.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

LMAO. I need that on a shirt please. My pussy looks like a bull dog who ate mayo.

Laughing out loud in a room full of people to the point of tears.

Thanks for making me look mentally unstable.

I'll do you one better.
I'll print an image of the after effects on a tee.
Bonus points if I can make it abstract enough that people don't initially recognise what they're looking at...

 

[IhateClowns]

I am a squirter as well. Mine isn’t very clear and only looks like urine after I get back from Mardi Gras.

 

[Suz_anne]

I am a squirter as well. Mine isn’t very clear and only looks like urine after I get back from Mardi Gras.

This does not explain why you want to pee on all of us.

 

[LinusRules]

This does not explain why you want to pee on all of us.

In the animal kingdom it is generally done to mark one's territory and give notice to intruders and potential challengers.

In IHC's case, it's more likely he's still too drunk and lazy to walk all the way to the toilet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am a squirter as well. Mine isn’t very clear and only looks like urine after I get back from Mardi Gras.

They have drugs for that

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ok, so the science might prove it's pee-ish, but ... dammit, it's also hot as fuck. And if he can make me squirt, I honestly don't care if he considers that to be water sports or not. He'll shut up and deal with it. And he'll keep doing whatever caused it if he wants continued access to the rest of my special skills.

Most guys I think would be OK with that.

 

[IhateClowns]

#110. Given your sexual experiences, which age group make the best lovers?

 

[AveryElle]

#110. Given your sexual experiences, which age group make the best lovers?

Men: 32-45. But I’ve not gone over 45 so....

Women: no idea.

 

[Spenser41]

I love a woman that can squirt and I do not care what you think it is... it just pure fun either way. And if it gives her pleasure that is all that matters.

 

[Suz_anne]

#110. Given your sexual experiences, which age group make the best lovers?

I'd go with 28-40 years old. They've figured some shit out by the time they hit the late 20's and still have that...youthful exuberance.

In full disclosure, I've never fucked anyone over the age of 46, so I can't comment on silver foxes *rawr*. And maybe it's because we've been married for awhile now, but I've noticed a decline in...youthful exuberance...since my hubs hit his 40's.

 

[cowslinger64]

#110. Given your sexual experiences, which age group make the best lovers?

Women in their 40s are the best... the BEST Jerry..