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With my husband on our honeymoon in St. Lucia. Perhaps not the very best sex we had, but it was very memorable
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With my husband on our honeymoon in St. Lucia. Perhaps not the very best sex we had, but it was very memorable
suckonsimon
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As the years go over certain things are no longer such a good idea. One of those for me, which I miss, is 'stomping around' copulation. By which I mean her arms are wrapped around my neck or head, her legs around my waist, and we're on our way from the living room where it started, up the stairs to our bedroom but somehow choose to stay 'vertical' with the occasional park up against a door or whatever.
The 'one thing' is when I cracked [no, not bones!] - when I cracked how to stay standing without crumpling right through ejaculation. For me the trick was to back up against the edge of the bed so my calf muscles were against the mattress edge just to give me some steadying through my geyser moments. Just once - once! we had a simultaneous like that. Totally fab. We stayed like that, snogging, as I felt my spunk ooze out of her onto my balls, run around them, and drop with a few audible spatters onto the carpet.
Yeah I'd like to do that again, but ... something else would crack or sprain or crick if I tried!
As the years go over certain things are no longer such a good idea. One of those for me, which I miss, is 'stomping around' copulation. By which I mean her arms are wrapped around my neck or head, her legs around my waist, and we're on our way from the living room where it started, up the stairs to our bedroom but somehow choose to stay 'vertical' with the occasional park up against a door or whatever.
The 'one thing' is when I cracked [no, not bones!] - when I cracked how to stay standing without crumpling right through ejaculation. For me the trick was to back up against the edge of the bed so my calf muscles were against the mattress edge just to give me some steadying through my geyser moments. Just once - once! we had a simultaneous like that. Totally fab. We stayed like that, snogging, as I felt my spunk ooze out of her onto my balls, run around them, and drop with a few audible spatters onto the carpet.
Yeah I'd like to do that again, but ... something else would crack or sprain or crick if I tried!
IhateClowns
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#64. What is the circumstance behind the worst orgasm you have ever had?
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IhateClowns
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Worst orgasm? I don't understand the question. If I orgasm, I win.
Everyone has had a bad orgasm.
I was literally about to pop when my kid walked into the room the other day. I ended up still cumming while he was asking me to look at the iPad. My wife just laughed and laughed and laughed. She was helping me at the time. That was a terrible orgasm.
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Wow, that's pretty bad. *Trying really hard to stop laughing.*
Ok, I see your point. I'll have to think about it.
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Worst orgasm? I don't understand the question. If I orgasm, I win.
Well, I"m kind of with VT here...
However, but I've never been interrupted mid "jism" as it were...
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Nice one, IHC!
Mine? In my early thirties I sometimes rolled on a condom mid session to lessen the delicious sensitivity for me so that I would last longer and hopefully take her to high orbit before spurting it all. Often it worked well! But once I waited just a bit too long to pull out of her and do the roll on thing: I had the damn rubber just past my helmet ridge and ... fucking filled it with cream right then!
!!
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Worst orgasm? I don't understand the question. If I orgasm, I win.
#WhatSheSaid
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Alright girls, lemme know if I'm alone here. You ever "miss" an orgasm? Like, you're not paying attention, you get distracted, and it sneaks up on you real fast, and before you know it, it's over? Kinda like missing a wave when you're trying to surf...
Is it just me?!
Those are infrequent for me, but they're the worst orgasms!
Is it just me?!
Those are infrequent for me, but they're the worst orgasms!
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! LOL.
As opposed to one of those awesome sneezes where first you get the little tickle and then you're all "Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ACHOOOOOOO!"
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Morning sex, with hangover.
He wakes up with a hardon, I'm just trying not to puke.
But, still, sex happens, orgasm ensues.
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My first thought was the same as VT - more of a boobs and pizza thing...no such thing as a bad one.
That being said...one time husband was going down on me and I got a cramp in my ass. The fact that I was bowed off the bed at the time using all those muscles didn't help the situation - I couldn't straighten out my leg to relieve the cramp without displacing him, and I was right at the top of that cliff. A bit of the pleasure and pain concept...
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Yup, been there. It's like stop, but don't stop. Those cramps in the legs and/or ass right when the waves of pleasure wash over are the worst.
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re cowgirl
So can you help me explain this. Years ago I had a dinner date with a young lady In her early 20's. She worked in an office that I visited frequently. I had flirted with her on and off for several months. She rebuffed all of my previous advances. She did meet me for drinks after work on prior occasions but some of her office mates were there. She was cute, not beautiful, short, petite and curvy. Tiny waist and obviously large D cup tits.
This was our first alone date. After dinner I invited her up to my room but added.." I know your not going to accept" She replied with a shy little smile " Don't be so sure" I was shocked but eager to get it on with this sweet thing. I was at least 12 years older than her. We got to the room and I eagerly undressed her. I was not in the least disappointed. Her breasts and nipples were the most perfect I had ever seen she was natural and young enough that they stood firmly. I kissed her all over. She eagerly returned my deep passionate kisses She was hot as a firecracker and so was I. She mounted me cowgirl style and seconds later both us had mind blowing orgasms.
I was younger then and could continue almost immediately and I was prepared to make love to her all night. Suddenly she jumped off of me and said." I have to go". I pleaded with her to stay telling her we we were on chapter one of a long book. She quickly left and headed down the elevator of the hotel. I never saw her again.
It is the one sexual mystery that I could never figure out. I need a female to shed some light on it Any Ideas?
So can you help me explain this. Years ago I had a dinner date with a young lady In her early 20's. She worked in an office that I visited frequently. I had flirted with her on and off for several months. She rebuffed all of my previous advances. She did meet me for drinks after work on prior occasions but some of her office mates were there. She was cute, not beautiful, short, petite and curvy. Tiny waist and obviously large D cup tits.
This was our first alone date. After dinner I invited her up to my room but added.." I know your not going to accept" She replied with a shy little smile " Don't be so sure" I was shocked but eager to get it on with this sweet thing. I was at least 12 years older than her. We got to the room and I eagerly undressed her. I was not in the least disappointed. Her breasts and nipples were the most perfect I had ever seen she was natural and young enough that they stood firmly. I kissed her all over. She eagerly returned my deep passionate kisses She was hot as a firecracker and so was I. She mounted me cowgirl style and seconds later both us had mind blowing orgasms.
I was younger then and could continue almost immediately and I was prepared to make love to her all night. Suddenly she jumped off of me and said." I have to go". I pleaded with her to stay telling her we we were on chapter one of a long book. She quickly left and headed down the elevator of the hotel. I never saw her again.
It is the one sexual mystery that I could never figure out. I need a female to shed some light on it Any Ideas?
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##65. What do you think it means when we think about someone else while we’re having sex with our partner? Why do we usually imagine someone else when someone is going down on us?
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Ok, you're going to think I'm lying, but ... I don't do that. When I'm with someone, I am focused on that person and the feelings they are creating. I save fantasy for my private time.
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Anymore, I think it's because of the barrage of images, such as porn actresses. Otherwise, I think it has more to do with fantasy fulfillment and subconscious desires rising to the surface, especially when we are in both a relaxed and charged atmosphere
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I honestly never do this...except to add someone into the scenario...I'm an "in the moment" kind of person...
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Ok, you're going to think I'm lying, but ... I don't do that. When I'm with someone, I am focused on that person and the feelings they are creating. I save fantasy for my private time.
You're not going to believe me either, but I very very very rarely do this. I can, honestly, think of only two times ever and both were conscious decisions on my part.
I am a very in the moment, focus on one thing (I don't multi-task well) type guy.
I do not think it probably means much of anything if you do though. I can see where for some people they just include this as part of their sex life. Sometimes at the beginning I will be thinking about what I'm going to do
devil: not in some clinical way, but kind of fantasy). This is probably just an extension of it.I think the mind is complex but we often read too much into thoughts and fantasies.
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Am I the only one who routinely thinks of someone else?
I rarely think of the person I'm with. Most of the time, my mind is wandering all over the freaking place. I don't read into it. I just go with it.
I rarely think of the person I'm with. Most of the time, my mind is wandering all over the freaking place. I don't read into it. I just go with it.
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No Aussie you're not the only one
In my mind, during sex, it's like a dirty slide show. There's a constant stream of fantasies, memories, and images floating through my head. Some from past experiences, some from movies or porn, some involve the person I'm with, some don't... and that is interspersed with focusing on the present moment.
It depends what's happening in the present moment too! If I'm tied up and blindfolded and hot wax is drizzling onto my thighs I'm pretty exclusively focused on the here and now!
I don't see anything wrong with it. I think my brain just goes into "sex mode" once things get heated and it cues up and rolls out the dirty mental picture show.
Or sometimes it's a sweet memory... often when my BF kisses me, my mind wanders back to our first kiss. Such a hot moment. Permanently seared into my psyche.
Sometimes afterwards I'll tell my BF what I was thinking about. Sometimes that becomes inspiration for future encounters...
In my mind, during sex, it's like a dirty slide show. There's a constant stream of fantasies, memories, and images floating through my head. Some from past experiences, some from movies or porn, some involve the person I'm with, some don't... and that is interspersed with focusing on the present moment.
It depends what's happening in the present moment too! If I'm tied up and blindfolded and hot wax is drizzling onto my thighs I'm pretty exclusively focused on the here and now!
I don't see anything wrong with it. I think my brain just goes into "sex mode" once things get heated and it cues up and rolls out the dirty mental picture show.
Or sometimes it's a sweet memory... often when my BF kisses me, my mind wanders back to our first kiss. Such a hot moment. Permanently seared into my psyche.
Sometimes afterwards I'll tell my BF what I was thinking about. Sometimes that becomes inspiration for future encounters...
lakesailer_mi
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No Aussie you're not the only one
In my mind, during sex, it's like a dirty slide show. There's a constant stream of fantasies, memories, and images floating through my head. Some from past experiences, some from movies or porn, some involve the person I'm with, some don't... and that is interspersed with focusing on the present moment.
It depends what's happening in the present moment too! If I'm tied up and blindfolded and hot wax is drizzling onto my thighs I'm pretty exclusively focused on the here and now!
I don't see anything wrong with it. I think my brain just goes into "sex mode" once things get heated and it cues up and rolls out the dirty mental picture show.
Or sometimes it's a sweet memory... often when my BF kisses me, my mind wanders back to our first kiss. Such a hot moment. Permanently seared into my psyche.
Sometimes afterwards I'll tell my BF what I was thinking about. Sometimes that becomes inspiration for future encounters...
OMG....different people are different!!!! GASP Parish the thought!!!
As I said above: everyone is different and I wouldn't read much into it....
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For me, I mostly do this with friends with benefits. When there is no deep emotional attachment, I feel free to close my eyes have the guy fucking me become whoever I'd like at the time. That untouchable young man from work? Well, it's not really him, but I can make it almost seem real. The FWB doesn't need to know.
