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#67. What would you consider to be one of the naughtiest things you have ever done?

A one-nighter with the married woman who lived next door. Her husband was out of town and we were having conversation about things we'd done sexually and wanted to do. A bit later, she went upstairs and then came down with her child's bottle of Vaseline and gave me a look . . . . it was on. That night became my go-to 'spank bank' memory for years.
 
#67. What would you consider to be one of the naughtiest things you have ever done?

How are we defining 'naughty'? How guilty I should have felt after?

I once spent an evening getting hot and heavy with a fella recently returned from a two-year mission for the Mormon church. He was a catch, and ripe for the pickin'.
 
#66. What sex toys have you experimented with so far? What sex toys have you not experimented with but want to? Which ones would you never experiment with again?

BOBs, bullet vibe, vibrating butt plug. I'm up for trying anything that doesn't involve pain. Discomfort is negotiable, but actual pain is a no-go unless they're trying to get rid of me in a hurry.
 
How are we defining 'naughty'? How guilty I should have felt after?

I once spent an evening getting hot and heavy with a fella recently returned from a two-year mission for the Mormon church. He was a catch, and ripe for the pickin'.

This cracked me up!

Honey poses a valid question: define... naughty. Because I probably shouldn't. :devil:
 
How are we defining 'naughty'? How guilty I should have felt after?

I once spent an evening getting hot and heavy with a fella recently returned from a two-year mission for the Mormon church. He was a catch, and ripe for the pickin'.

That's not naughty, that's doing the world a public service! ;)
He probably immediately question everything else his religion told him...

This cracked me up!

Honey poses a valid question: define... naughty. Because I probably shouldn't. :devil:

Yes you should...:devil:
 
#67. What would you consider to be one of the naughtiest things you have ever done?

Holiday with our three kids when young, Coniston, English Lake District. That road from the village to the jetty on the lake: playground one side, hedge, then ditch, then coppice on the other side. They were entertaining themselves just fine. We were horny as hell. A hole in the hedge beckoned. Lots of people around so we decided to stay low. the ditch, which thankfully was dry as dust. We fucked like crazy as people passed by making conversation and in the distance familiar young voices calling "Mum! Dad! Where are you?" We knew from the tone of the voices that all was well; they were just puzzled by our disappearance.

Oh we felt naughty! Especially as we emerged and a few people - not the children! - saw us crawl out and knew exactly what had gone on! :D
 
It's funny to me that no one wants to cough up their "naughtiest thing ever" stories.

My inner MILF really likes Simon's story :D

It's hard for me to rank my naughtiest moment ever-- but there was one night that stands out.

In a stairwell in a hotel in Frankfurt-- I was wearing nothing but a trench coat and heels. I gave him head while he took pics, and then I sprawled out on the stairs and opened the coat and let my fingers do the walking while he handled the cinematography. :)
 
It's funny to me that no one wants to cough up their "naughtiest thing ever" stories.

My inner MILF really likes Simon's story :D

It's hard for me to rank my naughtiest moment ever-- but there was one night that stands out.

In a stairwell in a hotel in Frankfurt-- I was wearing nothing but a trench coat and heels. I gave him head while he took pics, and then I sprawled out on the stairs and opened the coat and let my fingers do the walking while he handled the cinematography. :)

My inner rampant seed spreader really likes Trekka's story :rose:
 
#66. What sex toys have you experimented with so far? What sex toys have you not experimented with but want to? Which ones would you never experiment with again?

I never used to bother with toys too much but have gathered a collection of faithful companions that add a little something...Too many to list...we enjoy glass and I have a lovely new dildo for my strap-on...I wasted a shit load of money on a we-vibe...horrid...

I want to try some steel and possibly titanium...expensive but the coolness, heating rapidly to body temperature, the smoothness and the weight of them all appeal to me...
 
#67. Have you ever watched or been watched? Do you tend to be more of an exhibitionist or a voyeur? If you have, what was the experience like watching another couple fuck? What was it like having someone watch you get fucked?
 
#67. Have you ever watched or been watched? Do you tend to be more of an exhibitionist or a voyeur? If you have, what was the experience like watching another couple fuck? What was it like having someone watch you get fucked?

*pounce* :kiss:

Ok, the question. Yes and yes. I've watched and I've been watched (same encounter.) I prefer to watch, stage fright and all that. Plus, well, I just like to watch. I'm very much a voyeur.

Watching was amazing. It was basically like watching porn, but no fancy camera angles or lame scene repeats that make it seem like the guy can hold it for 30 minutes when in fact it's the same 10 strokes shown from various angles again and again. It was hot hot hot. The couple we were watching likes being watched, so it was a win/win.

When it was my turn to be watched ... that was terrifying. I'm so not an exhibitionist. However, I was able to get in a head space that worked. I found myself watching them watching us. Their interest and response became my focus instead of my "performance." It's something I'm glad I was able to experience, but not something I'm anxious to do again.
 
#67. Have you ever watched or been watched? Do you tend to be more of an exhibitionist or a voyeur? If you have, what was the experience like watching another couple fuck? What was it like having someone watch you get fucked?

I did get a chance once to kind of watch. But it was not a very good view.
I came across a couple another time, but they saw me too and stopped (although I did get a nice view for a minute).
Basically I am a voyeur.
 
No and No.
But I'm an exhibitionist whose fantasy is to get busy with a woman whose husband is at first watching and then joins in.

I once stayed [alone] in a cheap hotel with a paper thin wall between my room and the next. I heard every detail of a marathon session next door which began with a blow job which very obviously went into deep throat and face fuck before the guy really let it go with his roars. About half an hour later it was the headboard bashing on the dividing wall and she peaked awesomely twice before they both went off the scale together. I confess I was enthralled and ... well yes totally solid.

As happens next morning they came out of their room just as I did likewise. She passed me. I gave him a smile and a thumbs up. His momentary look of defence gave way to a huge grin and slow nod of his head as he passed me to follow her down the stairs to breakfast. I liked that moment!
 
#67. Have you ever watched or been watched? Do you tend to be more of an exhibitionist or a voyeur? If you have, what was the experience like watching another couple fuck? What was it like having someone watch you get fucked?

No and no.

I'm both. I like watching, but I like participating so much morrrre... :devil::eek:. It's probably 80/20 in favor of exhibitionism.

That being said, I would be very particular about the circumstances under which either occurred. Getting frisky surrounded by strangers in the back room of a swinger's club? Not likely. But spreading out on a blanket on someone's living room floor and masturbating for a group of friends? Give me a glass of wine, put on some mood music and I'd be all over that.

Of course I'd be hoping for some company down on that blaket at some point... ;)
 
No and no.

I am far too self-conscious for the second and too easily embarrassed for the first.

I did walk in on a roommate and her hookup one time. Just about died of mortification. Particularly as it didn't put them off their stroke in the slightest. :eek:
 
No and no.

I am far too self-conscious for the second and too easily embarrassed for the first.

I did walk in on a roommate and her hookup one time. Just about died of mortification. Particularly as it didn't put them off their stroke in the slightest. :eek:

I think the trick to enjoying either is to discover whether there are any set of circumstances under which that activity would appeal to you. I don't like the idea of being on display for anyone I wouldn't consider at least a potential partner, but I also believe that the right partner could provide enough distraction that I would forget anyone else was watching.

Going into a situation that I considered to be less than ideal would make me feel vulnerable, but a good partner would know that about me, and know that he could use that to our mutual benefit and enjoyment, if he plays his cards right.
 
#67. Have you ever watched or been watched? Do you tend to be more of an exhibitionist or a voyeur? If you have, what was the experience like watching another couple fuck? What was it like having someone watch you get fucked?

Not really either as far as I know, except in the intimate context of a threesome, which is not quite what you meant, I think.

I'd be up for watching, definitely, although whether I'd be able to just watch, I don't know!

I do like the idea of being watched. It adds a frisson to outdoor sex for me, to think that there might just be someone quietly observing (and also to indoor sex with the window uncurtained ;)). What I'd do if it ever came about, though, I'm not sure. I'd like to think I'd go with it, enjoy it.
 
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#67. Have you ever watched or been watched? Do you tend to be more of an exhibitionist or a voyeur? If you have, what was the experience like watching another couple fuck? What was it like having someone watch you get fucked?

Yes and yes. I'm more exhibitionist I love it when we're watched. I also love it when semis honk at us on the interstate while I'm blowing him in the vehicle. Lol
Watching other people in real life isn't nearly as sexy as in porn, my opinion. There's a lot of commotion and talk so it gets distracting. I love being watched, we usually get quite a little audience and I love it as long as they aren't chatting, again that's distracting. I think it's exciting, I get an adrenaline rush.
 
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