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At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."
 
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extreamlly bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same froom as his teacher. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frigtened by the sight of alex standing right over her. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep. She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button...and she said "NO". "But my mommy lets me do it when i can't sleep and it helps." So the teacher says " okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do." and a few
minutes later the teacher says "OH...thats not my bellybutton." And Johhny says, "thats not my finger."
 
There is a teacher teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board!
She truns to the class and simply asked the class, "Class, does and one know what that is?"
The class sits silently for a second or two. Then little johnny stands from the back!
He yells, "I know what that is! It's a PENIS! I know cause my dad's got two!"
"The small one he pee's from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with!"
 
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered.
The salesman asked if his father was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes."
The salesman: "Well, can I see him please?"
Little Johnny: "No, he is in the shower."
The Salesman asked if his mother was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes."
The Salesman: "Well can I see her?"
Little Johnny: "No, she's in the shower too.."
The Salesman: "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Little Johnny: "No."
The salesman : "why?"
Little Johnny: "Well, when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue instead."
 
Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points to the pachyderm`s privates and says, "Mommy, what`s that?" Mommy, seeing the huge penis, turns bright red and says, "Oh, that`s nothing.
Never mind. Come along now."
A few weeks later, Johnny is at the zoo with his father. Johnny grabs his dad by the hand, and pulls him over the elephants, saying he has a question. Once there, Johnny points to the elephant`s penis and says, "Daddy, what`s that?" Dad replies, "Didn`t your mother tell you?" "Yes, she told me it was nothing."
"Well, That's true. That's nothing for your mother."
 
A nursery school teacher asks her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
The first little girl answers, "The sky is definitely blue," but the teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange, or purple and pink."
A second little boy answers, "Trees are definitely green."
The teacher says, "Sorry,Timmy, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK", says Johnny, "then I have DEFINITELY shit in my pants!"
 
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