Let's tickle the funny bones :)

Girl: It’s 2 tight
Boy: Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy: Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
 
A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

"2 inches more and I will be a king."

Suddenly the wife comes in and says, "2 inches less and you will be a queen!"
 
Question. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

Answer. A cock that stays up all night.

Question. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Answer. Snowballs.

Question. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?

Answer. Nice dick!
 
Usually All Men Have Double Standards.

Don't want to be called a Donkey..But Love To Ride a Good Ass...!
Eat chicken... But Prefer To Feed The Cock To Chicks...!!
Hate Being Called Dog..But Enjoy Themselves Maximum in That Position...!!
Dislike Cats..and Always Love Pussies!
 
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