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Well...I like women...but I think I like to pull their legs too...so dont be angry....LOL

Here are a few Summer Seminars for Women. Please feel free to add your own ones in the comments. Thanks.

The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There

Life Beyond Shoes

Money, The Non-Renewable Resource

How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour

Why Men Don't Like Any Of Your Friends

How To Be A Victim Of Marketing

How To Get Out Of Bed Without Waking Up Your Man

Is There Really Enough Makeup In The World

How To Get The Most Out Of A Garbage Bag

Cigar Smoke And Its Benefits

Clocks And Time: The Mysterious Connection

Tupperware: Its Social And Environmental Drawbacks

Where To Look When Your Auto Is In Reverse

Learning When Not To Talk, And Then Not Talking

How To Avoid Turning Into Your Mother

Quality Time: When You And Your Husband Should Spend Time Apart

Beyond The Front Page: Exploring The Daily Newspaper

How To Accept Criticism or When To Give Up On Cooking

Telltales Sounds Associated With Auto Collisions

Toilet Paper And The Loss Of The Rain Forests: The Vital Connection

When Ignorance Can Be A Blessing: Household Finances And You

How To Keep 'Em Guessing, or: 101 Ways To Fold A Towel

Talking And Driving: There's Got To Be A Way
 
Joke of the day...LMAO

Question. What is the height of tragedy?

Answer. Your zip gets stuck when its time to fuck.
 
Another super hit...LOL


Salesgirl: Sorry you cant smoke here.

Customer: But I bought cigarettes from this store.

Girl: We sell condoms too. It doesn't means you start fucking here.
 
This is new to me....


Question. What's the full from of C.O.N.D.O.M?

Answer. Confidential Ornament Needed for Domestic Occasion before Marriage.
 
aah...now letz 've some Q & A sessions :

Question. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?

Answer. A love call.


Question. What's the the definition of a Vagina?

Answer. The box a penis comes in.


Question. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

Answer. A tearjerker.

Question. What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?

Answer. They are both used as substitute meat.
 
Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."
 
This one is ultimate !!


The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hillary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man - it stands up, as soon as I enter the room" The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer - you do not know where he will attack from - front or back.." The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium - once the act is performed, it drops down..." Then Hillary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to another..."
 
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.

"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed" her attacker interrupted. "You're being screwed!"

The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. "If you're screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!"
 
Guys....watch for any stickers on your beer mug !!!


A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
 
This is very geeky...only nerds or geeks can understand.....grrr



If 007 is James Bond...
Then who is 111 ?
Think ...

Think ...

Simple ... Its also James Bond in binary form.
 
Some monkeys are real smartasses....wow

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:

- Do you have any bananas?
- No, I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No, I have not got any bananas!!!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No, I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?
 
Do you like cooking ? Then this is for you....but watch out for the last line....LMAO

Recipe: How To Make Love

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
 
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