Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[Erotic-Kiss]

I've never seen your pic...so I would not know if you are flat chested.

I am. Terribly. And I don't have a photograph posted on lit.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I know! I hate kissing. Especially long, slow, sexy kisses that last for an hour. Those are just nasty. Boys have cooties, anyway.

Not to mention feeling my cock get hard would turn you off.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

i have no tits or ass.

I have no cock.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Not to mention feeling my cock get hard would turn you off.

Yeah. It would. I'd be completely dry and NOT whimpering into your mouth at ALL! Ya know... cuz...I'm not at all like that.

I'm frigid.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I am. Terribly. And I don't have a photograph posted on lit.

I'm glad you are flat chested.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Yeah. It would. I'd be completely dry and NOT whimpering into your mouth at ALL! Ya know... cuz...I'm not at all like that.

I'm frigid.

I am so shy...I never talk to girls.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm glad you are flat chested.

I can't prove you wrong and change your mind.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I am so shy...I never talk to girls.

Good thing I'm an eighty year old man, then!

 

[astralkiss]

I'm really a 600 lb transvetite hooker named Tiny

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I can't prove you wrong and change your mind.

I wouldn't want you too.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Good thing I'm an eighty year old man, then!

That's not me in my AV.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I wouldn't want you too.

I'm glad.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

That's not me in my AV.

That IS me in mine. I'm going to the doctor to get my iris fixed as soon as I can turn enough tricks to save up the money.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm glad.

Good thing you do not have big breasts...cause I hate big breasts.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

That IS me in mine. I'm going to the doctor to get my iris fixed as soon as I can turn enough tricks to save up the money.

That is a dumb AV. You should get your eye fixed.

 

[astralkiss]

i like humping donkeys.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

That is a dumb AV. You should get your eye fixed.

I SAID I was gonna! Just as soon as, ya know, I can find enough gentlemen callers.

I wouldn't do you for free, either.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Good thing you do not have big breasts...cause I hate big breasts.

Thank God and genetics, I dodged THAT particular bullet!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I SAID I was gonna! Just as soon as, ya know, I can find enough gentlemen callers.

I wouldn't do you for free, either.

Good thing...I would make YOU pay ME for sex.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Thank God and genetics, I dodged THAT particular bullet!

I have bigger breasts than you.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Good thing...I would make YOU pay ME for sex.

I did NOT whip out my check book and Visa when I read that!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I have bigger breasts than you.

Manbreasts turn me on...

Thanks. I'm hot now.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I did NOT whip out my check book and Visa when I read that!

I only take cash.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Manbreasts turn me on...

Thanks. I'm hot now.

You think that's a turn on? I have alot of back hair too.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I only take cash.

I wouldn't beg until you agreed to take it out in trade, either.