Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[Erotic-Kiss]

You think that's a turn on? I have alot of back hair too.

I want to shave my initials in it. I'd probably reach virtual ecstacy if you'd let me...

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I wouldn't beg until you agreed to take it out in trade, either.

I don't think we could work something out.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I don't think we could work something out.

Yeah. I don't either. I mean, come on, there's no chemistry here!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I want to shave my initials in it. I'd probably reach virtual ecstacy if you'd let me...

If you did that I would be all yours...no other ladies on Lit could have me.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Yeah. I don't either. I mean, come on, there's no chemistry here!

You're telling me....we're boring!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

If you did that I would be all yours...no other ladies on Lit could have me.

...... until the hair grew back.
Consider it a short term lease.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

You're telling me....we're boring!

Yeah, I always find men with no charm or intelligence dull. I'll bet you have zero admirerers on Lit.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

...... until the hair grew back.
Consider it a short term lease.

I would not let you be my pimp.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I would not let you be my pimp.

I prefer the term "Pimpette." At least, that's what my taxes list as my profession.

 

[astralkiss]

I have a giant penis.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Yeah, I always find men with no charm or intelligence dull. I'll bet you have zero admirerers on Lit.

I'm dumd as a box of rocks.

I have as much charm as a lint brush.

No one on Lit likes me.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I prefer the term "Pimpette." At least, that's what my taxes list as my profession.

You would make alot of money off of me.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm dumd as a box of rocks.

I have as much charm as a lint brush.

No one on Lit likes me.

I suspected as much.
Are we twins?

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I have a giant penis.

I would love to see it.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

You would make alot of money off of me.

I doubt the fringe benefits would be any good, too.

So, I don't want you. Professionally or personally. Not at all.

 

[astralkiss]

your mom was a great lay last night, and a big tipper.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I suspected as much.
Are we twins?

We are twins.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

your mom was a great lay last night, and a big tipper.

I'll tell her you said so.

She loves sweet talk.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I doubt the fringe benefits would be any good, too.

So, I don't want you. Professionally or personally. Not at all.

I don't want you either.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

We are twins.

I hope we're not Siamese. I'd hate to be joined at the pelvis with the likes of you!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

your mom was a great lay last night, and a big tipper.

I know! I gave her the money!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I don't want you either.

I'm not crying... *sniffle*

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I hope we're not Siamese. I'd hate to be joined at the pelvis with the likes of you!

I would hate to have you chest pressed up against mine.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm not crying... *sniffle*

I'm laughing... *hehehe*

 

[astralkiss]

Holy shit! SIamese twins are my biggest fetish!