Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm a good spellr.

I'm not. And I'm great at math.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm not. And I'm great at math.

I suck at KISS trivia.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I suck at KISS trivia.

I hate Kissing. And KISS.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I hate Kissing. And KISS.

I never listen to KISS.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I never listen to KISS.

I own every one of their albums!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I own every one of their albums!

I've had lunch with Gene Simmons.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I've had lunch with Gene Simmons.

Yeah. Me, too. It was awesome when he licked the ketchup off my lip... from across the table.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Yeah. Me, too. It was awesome when he licked the ketchup off my lip... from across the table.

My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons'

 

[astralkiss]

I have three pet monkeys.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons'

Where was it you lived again? St. Louis? I'm getting in my car right NOW... and I'm gonna beg...

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I have three pet monkeys.

I hate The Monkees

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Where was it you lived again? St. Louis? I'm getting in my car right NOW... and I'm gonna beg...

I'll meet you half way.

 

[astralkiss]

I hate The Monkees

*cries* They are my favourite band.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

*cries* They are my favourite band.

Davey Jones made a pass at me once.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'll meet you half way.

Men are known for that.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Men are known for that.

I'm a virgin.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm a virgin.

Which part? I heard there's nothing left...

 

[LustfulOne50]

Lord how I just hate getting women all hot and wet when I write.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Which part? I heard there's nothing left...

I wear women's panties too.

 

[Arden]

I HATE cream cheese frosting, and never dream of it applied to particular body parts

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I wear women's panties too.

Can you give mine back, please? I always wear panties...

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Can you give mine back, please? I always wear panties...

*Gives you your panties back* I always wear boxers.

 

[astralkiss]

I do not own an undecent thong!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm wearing a thong now.

 

[Saraswarti]

I love the anti drug laws!