Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[Arden]

I hate lying in bed with the one I love while the thunder rumbles and raindrops dance on the roof

 

[Abner Devereaux]

i dont want to make out with a lot of people. none at all really.

I don't want to make out with you either.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow morning with my sissylove.

 

[cymbline]

Ahhh, I just love not being to sleep.

 

[Quoll]

I`m so glad my stomach is not bothering me in the slightest.

 

[cymbline]

I`m so glad my stomach is not bothering me in the slightest.

I'm glad to hear your tummy is bothering you. You know what they say "suck it up baby"

 

[mrmgp]

There is no way in hell that I would ever consider having sex again.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

There is no way in hell that I would ever consider having sex again.

I'm totally happy you said that. Seriously. I mean, who wants to have sex? Orgasms bore me to tears.

 

[mrmgp]

I'm totally happy you said that. Seriously. I mean, who wants to have sex? Orgasms bore me to tears.

They're so overrated. Just like sex. All that bumping and grinding and moaning. . .

Who needs it!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

They're so overrated. Just like sex. All that bumping and grinding and moaning. . .

Who needs it!

Moaning? I'm not a 'moaner.' I'm totally silent.

AND I hate dirty talk. Ew.

 

[mrmgp]

Moaning? I'm not a 'moaner.' I'm totally silent.

AND I hate dirty talk. Ew.

I never talk dirty. Too. . . unclean! I think "Vagina" and "penis" and "buttocks" and "intercourse" sounds more erotic, anyway.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I never talk dirty. Too. . . unclean! I think "Vagina" and "penis" and "buttocks" and "intercourse" sounds more erotic, anyway.

OMG...... are you serious???! lol*

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

OMG...... are you serious???! lol*

(hehehe)

OK. I hate oral sex. With a passion.....

 

[mrmgp]

OMG...... are you serious???! lol*

Of course. I would never say something like "I want to lick your pussy." I would say something more erotic like, "I want to orally stimulate your vagina."

See how much hotter that sounds?

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Of course. I would never say something like "I want to lick your pussy." I would say something more erotic like, "I want to orally stimulate your vagina."

See how much hotter that sounds?

Just THINKING about someone saying that makes me hot. I like clinical sex.

 

[mrmgp]

Just THINKING about someone saying that makes me hot. I like clinical sex.

Then come here, and let me put my penis in your vagina!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Then come here, and let me put my penis in your vagina!

I am SO swooning right now.........

 

[mrmgp]

I am SO swooning right now.........

Let me see if I can find some more clinical definitions. I'll have you going over the edge in no time!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I hate kissing.
It's disgusting.
I have NO desire to kiss anyone, ever!!

 

[mrmgp]

I hate kissing.
It's disgusting.
I have NO desire to kiss anyone, ever!!

Yeah, kissing sucks. Who needs it.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Yeah, kissing sucks. Who needs it.

NOT ME! It's not even a turn on!

 

[mrmgp]

NOT ME! It's not even a turn on!

Grossly overrated, kissing is. All those lips caressing, tongues dancing. Heavy breathing. Bah. Humbug!

 

[LustfulOne50]

God I just hate eating pussy.

 

[mrmgp]

God I just hate eating pussy.

I wouldn't eat pussy if they paid me to. Those sweet, wet lips. Quivering clitoris. Pulsating vagina. I'll pass.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Well. uh....good! I want to eat it all by myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!