Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[Abner Devereaux]

you must be a lawnmower.

I think I'm more like a weed wacker.

 

[astralkiss]

I think I'm more like a weed wacker.

weed whackers make me horny as welll.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

weed whackers make me horny as welll.

I want to be your weed wacker.




I have to head under the covers now. It's nice chattting with ya


Goodnight....sweet dreams

 

[astralkiss]

I want to be your weed wacker.




I have to head under the covers now. It's nice chattting with ya


Goodnight....sweet dreams

night, same to you

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I love heat, mixed with HIGH humidity.

 

[imbuttcurious]

High heat and humidty are da bomb.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

This is my 1st post.

 

[cymbline]

It stormed~ I hate storms, hate the thrill of them

 

[Abner Devereaux]

It stormed~ I hate storms, hate the thrill of them

I don't like cymbline's AV !!

 

[cymbline]

I don't appreciation that comment. You are very rude person, AD.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I don't appreciation that comment. You are very rude person, AD.

I'm such a jerk.

 

[Lavared]

I don't drink coffee, hate the ocean and thoroughly enjoy long meetings at work.

 

[69forever]

I'm not happy that she's starting to understand and beleive it's possible.

I hate the thought of living down the street from her.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I am a sexless, boring, charmless twit.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm not in a good mood.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm not in a good mood.

Me, either.

Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a massive witch.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Me, either.

Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a massive witch.

I'm in a bad mood because I didn't have to work today.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm in a bad mood because I didn't have to work today.

I'm a prostitute, so I work every day.

Man! This bag of quarters is getting heavy...

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I'm a prostitute, so I work every day.

Man! This bag of quarters is getting heavy...

I've spent lots of money on prostitutes.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I've spent lots of money on prostitutes.

Well, yeah. Where do you think my bag of quarters came from??

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Well, yeah. Where do you think my bag of quarters came from??

Check again. I think your bags of quaters is really a bag of nickles.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Check again. I think your bags of quaters is really a bag of nickles.

Well, yeah! But just the bag marked "AD."

You get the special "handicapped" discount.

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Well, yeah! But just the bag marked "AD."

You get the special "handicapped" discount.

Thanks for the dicount.


Next time don't park in my spot.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Thanks for the dicount.


Next time don't park in my spot.

I didn't park in your spot! I parked in the "Senior Citizen" spot like I'm supposed to!

(LMAO @ dicount)

 

[Abner Devereaux]

I didn't park in your spot! I parked in the "Senior Citizen" spot like I'm supposed to!

(LMAO @ dicount)

I'm a good spellr.