Like Me, Have You Ever

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LMHYE had sex with someone you met on a adult hookup site?
Does Lit count as an adult hookup site?? :sneaky:

LMHYE thought you were enjoying a good old fashioned sex conversation then they just suddenly whip out a load of humiliation tactics, thinking it would turn you on and you just had to shut it down then and there because they ruined the vibe? :rolleyes::ROFLMAO:
 
I just came back online after being away for a while, and while reading some of the replies to the thread I started, I found this one from @AlexBailey to which I had to respond.

LMHYE been groped by someone who misgendered you?
No, I haven't, but I was groped by someone who misunderstood my sexual preference. (Not the same thing, I know, but I had to tell the story.)

I'd been dancing and flirting and generally having a great and loose time with males and females alike, including the girl about whom I'm speaking; I say girl because I was 18 at a sorority party of an older friend, and I think this girl was maybe 18 or 19. She mistook my flirtations and attempted to seduce me. I didn't immediately stop her, knowing that I'd caused this. So, I got a wet kiss, an ass cheek grope, and a full body press before I began laughing, explained, apologized, and told her I wasn't into other girls.

The irony is that within a year of this, when I got to university, I was into other girls, and I think it was because I'd enjoyed that encounter so much.

LMHYE ... experimented with a sexual interaction that you never thought you would? (See above for my story. ;))
 
I just came back online after being away for a while, and while reading some of the replies to the thread I started, I found this one from @AlexBailey to which I had to respond.


No, I haven't, but I was groped by someone who misunderstood my sexual preference. (Not the same thing, I know, but I had to tell the story.)

I'd been dancing and flirting and generally having a great and loose time with males and females alike, including the girl about whom I'm speaking; I say girl because I was 18 at a sorority party of an older friend, and I think this girl was maybe 18 or 19. She mistook my flirtations and attempted to seduce me. I didn't immediately stop her, knowing that I'd caused this. So, I got a wet kiss, an ass cheek grope, and a full body press before I began laughing, explained, apologized, and told her I wasn't into other girls.

The irony is that within a year of this, when I got to university, I was into other girls, and I think it was because I'd enjoyed that encounter so much.

LMHYE ... experimented with a sexual interaction that you never thought you would? (See above for my story. ;))
I have, a few times.

LMHYE tried something once that you didn't think you'd like but found you really enjoyed it?
 
LMHYE thought you were enjoying a good old fashioned sex conversation then they just suddenly whip out a load of humiliation tactics, thinking it would turn you on and you just had to shut it down then and there because they ruined the vibe? :rolleyes::ROFLMAO:
Oh, God, yes. This and similar disappointments. Some people just don't know how to act at a moment like that. I blame the internet. ;)
LMHYE tried something once that you didn't think you'd like but found you really enjoyed it?
Not really, because I've enjoyed just about everything sexual that I've ever tried, except anal; I could do without that and, since that first time, have.

LMHYE ... been caught masturbating by the same person more than once. (I got caught my mother during my teens three times! Each time, she told me it was normal and to just be more careful next time. What a good mother, ahhhh.)
 
Oh, God, yes. This and similar disappointments. Some people just don't know how to act at a moment like that. I blame the internet. ;)

Not really, because I've enjoyed just about everything sexual that I've ever tried, except anal; I could do without that and, since that first time, have.

LMHYE ... been caught masturbating by the same person more than once. (I got caught my mother during my teens three times! Each time, she told me it was normal and to just be more careful next time. What a good mother, ahhhh.)
No

LMHYE caught one of your offspring masturbating?
 
Have had sex on a balcony but no observers or cheers.

LMHYE had a one night stand with a colleague
Few years ago wife was standing by the railing on our balcony naked. I came up behind her and slid inside. Were are slowly going at it for a few minutes and heard a whistle from one of our elderly neighbors. So we were obviously seen. Was actually pretty fun! We went inside and kept going.
 
No, but a roommate once caught me getting a blowjob from another 'roommate' - his sister.

HYE ever been busted by cops while having sex in a car?
 
No, but a roommate once caught me getting a blowjob from another 'roommate' - his sister.

HYE ever been busted by cops while having sex in a car?
Not cops, but security.

HYE been in a family-friendly nudist environment where entire families were present?
 
Oh god I once did. Going hard, pounding away, pulled totally out an all the way in the wrong place, bottoming out. :oops: :ROFLMAO:

LMHYE Been caught during an impromptu countryside shag.
Yes. My friend caught my girlfriend and me in my car parked out in a cow field

Sorry forgot to ask…

LMHYE had a single moment be a turning point in how you saw sexuality?
 
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Yes. My friend caught my girlfriend and me in my car parked out in a cow field

Sorry forgot to ask…

LMHYE had a single moment be a turning point in how you saw sexuality?
Yes, the third time I ate pussy. The first time I thought it was strange but I liked the reaction. The second time I thought it was ok. The third time I realized that it was like drowning in woman. I was craving her juices. I was licking and tongue fucking her and was so turned on I almost came myself. Its been one of my favorite sex acts ever since. It made my want to try everything sexual I'd ever heard of.

Like me have you ever not liked a sex act and first but ended up craving it hard?
 
Yes, the third time I ate pussy. The first time I thought it was strange but I liked the reaction. The second time I thought it was ok. The third time I realized that it was like drowning in woman. I was craving her juices. I was licking and tongue fucking her and was so turned on I almost came myself. Its been one of my favorite sex acts ever since. It made my want to try everything sexual I'd ever heard of.

Like me have you ever not liked a sex act and first but ended up craving it hard?
Not that I can remember.

LMHYE been overtly hit on/pursued in front of your partner?
 
Yes! At least twice I think

LMHYE replied in the affirmative to a 'u up?' text when in fact you had already gone to bed
 
Yes. When I met my husband's boyfriend (now both of ours), I had no idea he was my husband's boyfriend and we were having sex in a lot less than ten minutes.
 
Many times, when I used to live on the Jersey shore, a huge tourist destination during the summer months. There were always people making love on the beach at night.

LMHYE had an airplane rock its wings to show that they saw you when you waved at them while having sex?
My ex gf and I got caught/were seen having sex on the beach at night several times
 
LMHYE lied to a partner about taking a day off from work?
Yes, to a boyfriend, so that I could spend the day with a woman in whom I had a sexual interest. Unfortunately, I had misread her -- gaydar malfunction -- but it was still a nice day, just us girls.

LMHYE tried to kiss someone of the same sex and had it go bad? (Was NOT the same instance as above. This time it was at a hot dance club, and again my gaydar was down. Fuck!)
 
LMHYE tried to kiss someone of the same sex and had it go bad? (Was NOT the same instance as above. This time it was at a hot dance club, and again my gaydar was down. Fuck!)
yes!!!!
LMHYE showed up for a date to realize only you thought it was a date, and the other person shows up with friends?
 
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