Like Me, Have You Ever

sadly, have not had a seriously good lap dance.

Like me, have you ever had a partner accuse you of being a “pleasure delayer?”
 
Never had more than one partner and I don't swing that way.

No,

LMHYE teased someone in a spot where it was inconvenient?
Of course. There is so much fun in that and I can be such a brat.

LMHYE
Used sex to get what you wanted?
 
I haven’t actually…. Dang it…

Lmhye
Masturbated outside in a warm rain?
Of course. There is so much fun in that and I can be such a brat.

LMHYE
Used sex to get what you wanted?
Masturbated outside in a warm rain, no.

Used sex to get what I wanted? Yes, I’ve used sex to get sex.

LMHYE gotten a bit too over-the-top when you’ve been aroused on lit?
 
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Masturbated outside in a warm rain, no.

Used sex to get what I wanted? Yes, I’ve used sex to get sex.

LMHYE gotten a bit too over-the-top when you’ve been aroused on lit?
Sorry BG. I corrected my typos.
 
What?

LMHYE told someone straight up that you were not sexually aroused by something while you actually very much were?
No, I never have. I tend to communicate, and I'm usually pretty honest.

LMHYE rejected a kinky suggestion and then later wished you had tried it?
 
LMHYE rejected a kinky suggestion and then later wished you had tried it?
Yes to the first half, no to the second.

LMHYE had sex with a particular person more than twenty years after first contact with that person?
 
Yes to the first half, no to the second.

LMHYE had sex with a particular person more than twenty years after first contact with that person?
Well, I suppose technically, yes. But I think you mean: not have sex with them the first time you but then first have sex 20 years later....then no.

LMHYE purchased a sex toy for someone else?
 
Well, I suppose technically, yes. But I think you mean: not have sex with them the first time you but then first have sex 20 years later....then no.

LMHYE purchased a sex toy for someone else?
Yes. A few times.

LMHYE bought a sex toy from the back of an adult magazine?
 
Yes, just last week.

LMHYE had a sales woman in the lingerfie store model something before you bought it?
 
LMHYE used the sex toy you bought for her on yourself?
I once bought a female friend a sex toy as a gag gift, but the packaging was such that I couldn't get to it without it being obvious. I also never asked if she ever tried it.

LM, HYE been a wedding guest at the wedding of someone you had sex with previously?
 
I once bought a female friend a sex toy as a gag gift, but the packaging was such that I couldn't get to it without it being obvious. I also never asked if she ever tried it.

LM, HYE been a wedding guest at the wedding of someone you had sex with previously?
I like that you put a comma in there. *nods* punctuation is important! :D
No, I never have. Largely because the pool of women in that category is remarkably small.

LM, HYE been to a wedding where you knew they were already both cheating on each other? (they had an open bar, and decent food....).
 
I once bought a female friend a sex toy as a gag gift, but the packaging was such that I couldn't get to it without it being obvious. I also never asked if she ever tried it.

LM, HYE been a wedding guest at the wedding of someone you had sex with previously?
Yes. I was the photographer.

LMHYE incorporated food in your sex session?
 
LM, HYE been to a wedding where you knew they were already both cheating on each other? (they had an open bar, and decent food....).
No. I doubt I'd go.

LM, HYE hooked up with a fellow wedding guest whom you didn't go with as a date?
 
Yes. I was the photographer.

LMHYE incorporated food in your sex session?
Of course!
No. I doubt I'd go.

LM, HYE hooked up with a fellow wedding guest whom you didn't go with as a date?
Surprisingly, no. The only weddings I went to "stag" I was I was a kid, so no hook ups. I remember one at age about 15 where I kind of tried, there was one girl I thought was pretty cute. Turns out we were second cousins or something and she was not interested. Not sure if it was the second cousin thing or that she didn't like me....I've always assumed it was the second cousin thing. ;)

LM, HYE used a household item as a sex toy?
 
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