Like Me, Have You Ever

[Nightspeed]

No.

LMHYE been tied during sex?

Yes.

 

[Nightspeed]

Maybe? I guess it depends on what you mean by crowded, usually I liked going to not crowded theaters on dates for the extra privacy, but I've been through the giving-him-a-handie-under-the-jacket-in-his-lap rodeo because there were too many people around

For a long time, I didn't get why people would do movie dates, when we're on a date I want to spend time together, but watching a movie splits my attention and really heavily towards the movie

Then I realized, oh no, the movie's totally optional sometimes

LMHYE left a movie early because you were so bored?

Yes. More than once.

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes. Was asked once to masturbate for a 20-something neighbor lady and her friends.

LMHYE had sex with siblings, but not at the same time?

Yes. About a year after I lost my virginity, I began dating her sister. I fucked both of them during that span of time. They didn't mind sharing, it seemed.

 

[Nightspeed]

Not a public one

LMHYE came in your pants?

Yes. More than once.

 

[Nightspeed]

No.

LMHYE had an orgasm in a public place?

Yes.

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes.
LMHYE do you love oral?

More than a fat kid loves cake, and I'm a fat kid who loves cake. Love giving and receiving, though I haven't been the receiver since 2008. My last girlfriend and I were together eight years and not once would she even attempt to go down on me. It was the exact opposite when she wanted to receive, though.

 

[Nightspeed]

Giving and receiving. Sometime at the same time.

LMHYE thought after many years of being married tgat perhaps monogamy isn’t what we’re really wired for?

Yes.

 

[Nightspeed]

I have
LMHYE been in an incestuous relationship?

No, but wanted to really, really badly.

 

[Nightspeed]

No.

HYE had sex while being watched?

Yes, by her roommate. She came into the room to talk about splitting the bills for the month and my gf told me if I stopped fucking her because she was in the room, she'd tear my balls off and shove them up my ass. And coincidentally, the roommate was the person who'd taken my virginity about five years earlier...lol

 

[Nightspeed]

Who doesn't? (that's a yes).

LMHYE masturbated while in the woods?

Both. At work and in the woods.

 

[Nightspeed]

Snort...erm...who me???? LMAO....um...yes, ALL. THE. TIME.
either that or never, I mean, as long as it's your own personal fantasy and doesn't affect anyone, it's all "OK" right? (that's my story, and I"m sticking to it).

LMHYE fantasized about someone you had power over (someone you supervised?)?

Absolutely.

 

[Nightspeed]

Or any other kind of supervised.
I've moaned pretty loud sometimes, but I doubt the neighbors heard.

LMHYE masturbated while listening to the couple in the room next door?

In answer to the question about being heard by the neighbors, an ex and I had the cops show up TWICE because the neighbors thought her screaming was because I was beating her.

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes, I have.

LMHYE.....Went on a date with 2 girls from the same family???

Yes, and nothing happened of note afterward. Dammit.

 

[Nightspeed]

No.

LMHYE listened to others having sex?

Yes. And jerked off to it.

 

[Nightspeed]

I think everyone here would say yes!
So, yes.

LMHYE watched porn at work?

Yes.

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes.

LMHYE had an orgasm at work?

Yes.

 

[Nightspeed]

No

LMHYE had regular phone sex with someone?

My last girlfriend and did very frequently. We haven't seen each other in over two years and we still have phone sex sometimes.

 

[Nightspeed]

I have totally been forgetting to ask a question and I apologize. It's late where I am and I'm pretty tranked up on pain meds. But I'll try to do better.

LMHYE had sex in a cemetery? I have many times, with different partners and different cemeteries. Technically a cemetery isn't adjacent to a church. That's a graveyard. I've done it in both.

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes I have.

LMHYE been with someone almost young enough to be your child?

Not yet, but she and I are working towards that goal.

LMHYE ever had a stalker? I was a radio dj several years ago and I was "lucky" enough to have a listener stalk me. All she wanted was to suck my dick and when I finally let her, she stopped.

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes.


LMHYE walked in on someone having sex?

Once, a long, long time ago.

LMHYE been asked to fulfill a partner's rape fantasy? I have and I refused.

 

[Nightspeed]

No.

LMHYE been approached by someone of your same sex?

Yes, but only got to do the do once.

LMHYE been asked to pee on someone?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Not yet, but she and I are working towards that goal.

LMHYE ever had a stalker? I was a radio dj several years ago and I was "lucky" enough to have a listener stalk me. All she wanted was to suck my dick and when I finally let her, she stopped.

Not a stalker but have been followed around a store by security.

LMHYE lied on your CV?

 

[Nightspeed]

Also every single time.

LMHYE used the sex toy you bought for her on yourself?

Yes. Vibrating nipple clamps, except I use them on my balls. The clamps are coated in a soft plastic so there is never any pain, but pure pleasure.

LMHYE orgasmed while performing oral sex on a partner without being touched, either by them or yourself? I have.

 

[Nightspeed]

Not a stalker but have been followed around a store by security.

LMHYE lied on your CV?

Nope. I lost my last job on February 28, 2007. CVs weren't really a thing then and now I can't work.
LMHYE been in a mentally or emotionally abusive relationship?

 

[Nightspeed]

Yeah, absolutely, particularly when young and had to improvise with space and time...

LMHYE had sex with a virgin?

No, and have never wanted to. I actually prefer partners who've practically lost count of the people they've had sex with over the years.

LMHYE turn down the chance to finally have sex with someone you've lusted after for YEARS? I did, once. We were roaring drunk and I suddenly became chivalrous and told her I wanted to do it while we were sober so we'd know if there were any real feelings between us. She didn't speak to me for a year.