Like Me, Have You Ever

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE put it in the wrong hole?

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Yes - in a vacant karaoke room - truly an accident but she made me finish anyway.

LMHYE been caught cheating by your spouse or significant other?

 

[awired50]

Yes, cybering

LMHYE had a cyber affair?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE eaten a pussy in public?

 

[JackKingOff]

Yes!

LMHYE give the other an orgasm with their friends watching

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes, but the others didn't know, she was quiet!

LMHYE fucked a friend just once, and continued the friendship like nothing happened?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE made someone cum in a theater?

 

[JackKingOff]

Yes.

LMHYE skinny dipped in a hotel pool

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Yes, in a cinema, my husband

LM, Have you ever tried double vaignal pentration?

 

[awired50]

Yes.

LMHYE skinny dipped in a hotel pool

No

Yes, in a cinema, my husband

LM, Have you ever tried double vaignal pentration?

No. I have received a double BJ

LMHYE been naked outside of your hotel room?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE made someone cum in a theater?

Yes, multiple times, and went down on her plenty too. Late teens, nowhere else to go

Yes.

LMHYE skinny dipped in a hotel pool

No

Yes, in a cinema, my husband

LM, Have you ever tried double vaignal pentration?

No

No

No. I have received a double BJ

LMHYE been naked outside of your hotel room?

Yes, on balcony

LMHYE been drunk and gone sleep walking outside the hotel room...naked as the day you were born...

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE rented a room just for sex?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE tried to rent a room for sex, but sold out and had to fuck outside on the grass instead? (Lived in a small enough town and it was 3am )

 

[BillT5]

Not quite, depending on what you consider ’sex’ and how you count I think I topped out at three, though if you include heavy-petting in cuddle puddles it’s a lot more.


LMHYE had someone ask you to pretend to be their partner so other people would stop hitting on them?

(It used to happen to me a lot!)

Once in the military. A random woman, very attractive, walked up and mouthed "help" and behind her was this infatuated looking guy. I immediately said, loudly, "I TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU WANTED TO DANCE, THEN DANCE BUT I AM HERE TO DRINK BEER WITH THE GUYS". The guy turned and walked away and I ended up watching her purse for the rest of the night while she danced.

 

[BillT5]

No

LMHYE rented a room just for sex?

Oh yes. In Belize with a woman I had known for awhile. The hotel I was in was very strict about occupancy and wouldn't let her in so we found a place that charged by the hour.

 

[Anononly1992]

Oh yes. In Belize with a woman I had known for awhile. The hotel I was in was very strict about occupancy and wouldn't let her in so we found a place that charged by the hour.

Don't forget to ask a question to keep it going

LMHYE found your parents karma sutra book?

 

[Sconnie69]

Nope. Pretty sure they didn’t have one.

LMHYE Looked at your friends Dads Playboy magazines he left on the nightstand?

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Not so much his playboy, it was my friend's parents Adam and Eve magazine.


LMHYE driven down the highway/road and fingered your passenger (my wife, but we were engaged at the time) to an orgasm?

 

[Kittycity]

Not so much his playboy, it was my friend's parents Adam and Eve magazine.


LMHYE driven down the highway/road and fingered your passenger (my wife, but we were engaged at the time) to an orgasm?

Have been fingered as a passenger but not to the point of orgasm sadly (one for the list though!)

LMHYE fucked your boss/previous boss?

 

[brokenbutcute]

No. But I thought about it.

LMHYE: Have you been caught masturbating or having sex?

 

[BillT5]

Oh yes. In Belize with a woman I had known for awhile. The hotel I was in was very strict about occupancy and wouldn't let her in so we found a place that charged by the hour.

Oops, sorry. LMHYE run naked through a public place.

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

No. But I thought about it.

LMHYE: Have you been caught masturbating or having sex?

Yes.

LMHYE: Had your mind blown by something you didn't think you would be into?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Yes, chocking

LMHYE Have you walked up to a stranger at a bus stop and said “Hi, do you want to fuck me?”

(Mine was, I was at this shitty bus stop in Liverpool and this big muscular guy with loads of tattoos turned up.

He looked like a thug or someone that had done time tbh and the type of guy you’d run away from.

His cargo pants couldn’t hide the fact he clearly had a massive cock

It was just us at the bus stop and I was breathing heavily and before I knew it I was creaming myself like a slut

It was a really hot day and I’d just broken up with my boyfriend at the time

So being a little vixen I walked right up to him and looked him straight in the eye and said

“Hi, do you want to fuck me daddy?”

Needless to say he didn’t need any convincing…and we ended up fucking in somebody’s back garden

 

[masterslave00]

Yes, chocking

LMHYE Have you walked up to a stranger at a bus stop and said “Hi, do you want to fuck me?”

(Mine was, I was at this shitty bus stop in Liverpool and this big muscular guy with loads of tattoos turned up.

He looked like a thug or someone that had done time tbh and the type of guy you’d run away from.

His cargo pants couldn’t hide the fact he clearly had a massive cock

It was just us at the bus stop and I was breathing heavily and before I knew it I was creaming myself like a slut

It was a really hot day and I’d just broken up with my boyfriend at the time

So being a little vixen I walked right up to him and looked him straight in the eye and said

“Hi, do you want to fuck me daddy?”

Needless to say he didn’t need any convincing…and we ended up fucking in somebody’s back garden

No - and being male, it would have to be "do you want me to fuck you?"

LMHYE hooked up with sweet MILF at the hotel bar and went with her to her home only to find out she was dominatrix with fully equipped dungeon? (happened to me when attending a conference in in Munich - that's when I lost my anal cherry to her strap on many years ago)

 

[Azuldrgon]

No - and being male, it would have to be "do you want me to fuck you?"

LMHYE hooked up with sweet MILF at the hotel bar and went with her to her home only to find out she was dominatrix with fully equipped dungeon? (happened to me when attending a conference in in Munich - that's when I lost my anal cherry to her strap on many years ago)

I wish....lol

LMHYE been called a clinger by a friend?