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[BooMerengue]

Vampire? How old are you? Of course you can say the word fuck. My grandson says it. (but no longer where an adult can hear it! LOL)

say it... Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. see? No rocks fell on you nor lightning strikes, either.

For your homework write sentences using the word fuck in as many different ways as possible. Minimum 20.

And for extra credit go out in the car and when someone drives badly around you scream FUCK!!!! at them.

Then you'll own the word and never have to ask permission again.

I think I would be chagrined if some guy walked up to me in a bar and asked permission to say "I want to fuck you." I think I would tell him to get a note from his Mother.

 

[BooMerengue]

I google my last name ( my married last name) on occasion to see if any of my hubbys family is in prison, lol...( just kidding)




and a new link came up, actually listing my moms family tree traced back to a man named Richard Gervais De Hampton, from Twickenham Parish, in Middlesex England.

IT lists up to 21 generations, my kids are generation 21 in the list, so I was curious, if anyone out there has a relative who might be on the list that goes back to 1430.

let me know, maybe we can have a whopper ofa reunion

http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/t/a/y/MaryRobin-L-Taylor/GENE7-0002.html

Hullooo Maria!

Check this out. And somewhere is the documents tracing Haskell from D'Ansketil, who is the forerunner of the Haskells listed in the Domesday Book. Be very careful- genealogy is super addictive!!

http://home.earthlink.net/~anderson207/Haskell.html

I am a straight line descendant of William.

 

[wildsweetone]

Vampire? How old are you? Of course you can say the word fuck. My grandson says it. (but no longer where an adult can hear it! LOL)

say it... Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. see? No rocks fell on you nor lightning strikes, either.

For your homework write sentences using the word fuck in as many different ways as possible. Minimum 20.

And for extra credit go out in the car and when someone drives badly around you scream FUCK!!!! at them.

Then you'll own the word and never have to ask permission again.

I think I would be chagrined if some guy walked up to me in a bar and asked permission to say "I want to fuck you." I think I would tell him to get a note from his Mother.

You didn't mention the bar's name. Just sayin'

 

[wildsweetone]

I google my last name ( my married last name) on occasion to see if any of my hubbys family is in prison, lol...( just kidding)




and a new link came up, actually listing my moms family tree traced back to a man named Richard Gervais De Hampton, from Twickenham Parish, in Middlesex England.

IT lists up to 21 generations, my kids are generation 21 in the list, so I was curious, if anyone out there has a relative who might be on the list that goes back to 1430.

let me know, maybe we can have a whopper ofa reunion



http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/t/a/y/MaryRobin-L-Taylor/GENE7-0002.html

Hello sis! *giggling* Hey, anything's possible where the English are concerned.

I googled my name (not seeing if I had been arrested or anything) just to see what came up. Apparently I am a lawyer who takes baking classes. Why didn't somebody tell me?

 

[BooMerengue]

You didn't mention the bar's name. Just sayin'

You just stumped me! Is it important?






lol

 

[Maria2394]

Boo!!

wouldnt it be freaky if somehow we discovered we were related?

I discovered one of my relatives had a fancy for women of color, had several children with her and when he died, his family buried the guy outside the fence of he family cemetary cause they didnt like his choice in women and that was supposed to show thir disdain...I can hear them now..."you dont wanna be buried OUTSIDE the fence do ya, huh huh?"...

Im gonna eventually write apoem about him, but he got the laugh last, not having to spend eternity next to their hatefull asses!

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Wow! Post-life passive aggression! Sounds like people to be buried across the fence from, for sure.

 

[Maria2394]

Wow! Post-life passive aggression! Sounds like people to be buried across the fence from, for sure.

COS!!!





good to see you!!

 

[RhymeFairy]

Oh Come On Now ...

You're trying to tell me you never went for a hike in the woods with no intent of a planned path or agenda? Of course, you can't travel far without getting in real serious trouble, but you can still journey far enough out-of-sight of civilization. And just standing out in the middle of a never-ending forest, is a wonder of sublime magnificence! Nothing but sight, smell and feelings forever and ever! The sounds of the quiet, and whispering innuendoes of wind, branch and birds, create a soothing salve for a yearning soul! No thought can be near as sweet and satisfying. Sometimes, it isn't all fear when you are lost in the woods, (I have been and was lucky to have stubbled upon a road back) not when you hear an odd sound that almost speaks to you. You stop and stare..., at the tree's, bushes and wild flower's and weedsaround you. And that's when you realize just how magnanimous mother nature loves to be!

This reminds me ....

Last year when my life was so crazy the kids and I were driving around looking for ... some road We'll we got lost. For over two hours, I even called my dad, lol. ( still have not lived that down ) Anywho ...

The kids were joking and goin on about how Mom got us lost ... I ask my 4 yr. old son why he did not bring the map. ((Really there was no map, it is a family joke about the kids *showing us the way. Keeps'm busy on long trips )) He said he could draw one out right there if only ... he had paper.

Long story short I was a nervous wreck at the time, the sun was setting ... kids antsy, this lead to a long conversation about *our life. My response was and will remain the same ...

Sometimes one has to get lost ... to find themselves ~

 

[Maria2394]

************

 

[vampiredust]

am getting seriously tired these days, I seem to be waking up at 3 or 4 am most days.

need some sleep........

 

[vampiredust]

Vampire? How old are you? Of course you can say the word fuck. My grandson says it. (but no longer where an adult can hear it! LOL)

say it... Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. see? No rocks fell on you nor lightning strikes, either.

For your homework write sentences using the word fuck in as many different ways as possible. Minimum 20.

And for extra credit go out in the car and when someone drives badly around you scream FUCK!!!! at them.

Then you'll own the word and never have to ask permission again.

I think I would be chagrined if some guy walked up to me in a bar and asked permission to say "I want to fuck you." I think I would tell him to get a note from his Mother.

I'm 25 going on Pi

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

An MRI machine has a variety of rhythmic beats to entertain the inhabitants and, even though it's been almost a week, those beats seem to be embedded in me. Earplugs and music-of-choice is provided but my theory is that the magnetic thrust jams or drags those sounds into the flesh.

Afterwards, seeing my skull on the screen in slices was most peculiar, eyeballs and fillings intact. I have to remind myself it is a diagnostic tool and won't tell me anything I don't already know.

 

[Maria2394]

boredom kills

 

[Maria2394]

well....

neva mind

 

[vampiredust]

am exhausted and fed up. I've got so much to do and am under so much stress to do it all, its fucking me off. I just want to scream

 

[wildsweetone]

Grab a pillow and scream Chris.

~

There's some things a mid-life-crisis-man just has to do,
climbing into the attic and adding in a phone
line is apparently one of them and it can take
several hours. Muffled shouting of orders
filters through the roof, with the return shout
generally ignored. Wires will stretch and dangle
through holes in the walls and sometimes disappear
unexpectedly. The system of two tugs meaning yes,
and one tug meaning no, goes out the window
with the steam from the kettle that constantly
boils for herbal tea to keep her clearsighted
and patient.
Eventually, when the wire runs out, when it's all
fed into the ceiling and only a little dangles down,
the creaking of the ladder and subsequent curse
as the broken last step is missed carries through
into the kitchen. Tea is made and passed
to the him without a word spoken and when
it's swallowed, when it's warming his tummy
and mellowing his manner, he climbs back up,
pulls all the wires up and begins again.

 

[Maria2394]

finally...





scream, Chris, it will make you feel much better

 

[Maria2394]

fellow poets and citizens of the Lit world

write or die!!!

muawahahahaha

 

[vampiredust]

pretty fed up and pretty fucking stressed

that is how I feel at the mo

 

[DeepAsleep]

So, my stuff has been packed for days.

I'm procrastinating, and using barbecues as an excuse not to move, on my day off.

I know nothing.

Don't ask me, I just live here.

 

[wildsweetone]

pretty fed up and pretty fucking stressed

that is how I feel at the mo

time to take a step back, to get through the absolute essentials of the day and leave other things until you've had a break?

time for Chris Time.


*hugs*

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

write or die!!!

muawahahahaha

OK, I'll die.

 

[wildsweetone]

write or die!!!

muawahahahaha

yes Mistress.

 

[RhymeFairy]

Woke up to the sound
of silence. Nothing
could be heard
just breathing and then
I heard it. Drip
drip ....

No lights
from outside, or in
awoke into a world
of darkness.

~~~~~~~~~

Blah blah right? lol.

Big bad thunderstorms here. Power outage for almost two hours. It's funny, I have been working seven days a week so tired when I go to bed I just fall in and pass out. So when my fan just stopped and I started hearing night sounds ... well it wigged me out.

Hope everyone has been well and good to see the threads picking up a bit.