livnmylife
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New idea for that birthday present.

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New idea for that birthday present.![]()

No. I'm going to pass. I don't want a japanese guy with hello kitty undies for my bday.![]()
Now that's some kinky shit!No. I'm going to pass. I don't want a japanese guy with hello kitty undies for my bday.![]()
Women have pussies, dear. We are amazing.![]()
ya know slow, I have to agree with you on that one.This could be the quote of the day
Lol
Are you sure?![]()

Gentlemen, if I' m going to offer my girls in service, you had better be drinking something better than Bud Lite!
Hello boys...
*has that soul stealing look in her eyes*
*sighs*
*puts on the corset and stockings with heels*
What kind of beer do you want? I guess i'm taking the orders!
Hello Litmen and the ladies who love them! I brought a box of some kind of really good cigars - at least that's what the guy who sold them to me told me. I thought you gentlemen deserved a really nice mancave to hang out in, so I took the liberty of buying some furniture & stuff for ya and bringing in my decorator.
http://s5d1.turboimagehost.com/t1/18800892_cigar_lounge.jpg
*saunters in, sits down, lights up*
Nice place y'all are building here! I dig the improvements. And such a comfy couch! Feels so smooth on my freshly spanked ass...
As a diplomatic gift, may i present this kegerator to the Lit Bros?
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/10/r2d2-kegerator.jpeg
God I love octoberfest!Beer winches in the hizzy? AWWW yeahhhhhhh
http://www.beerthirty.com/main/images/wenches/bw224.jpg
Think the winches would mind wearing short kilts?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRloNy-5oBxocHOOcWqgJErtRemk7xod8bqXIHLgEGRVgB3NsRR1A
Not sure what has me more disturbed.. you posting men in HK under wear or the fact that you went looking for it to post.
Not sure what has me more disturbed.. you posting men in HK under wear or the fact that you went looking for it to post.
