Lit Olympics: Permission To Be Used Thread

[Guest]

Very cool! Thanks for putting yourself forward as a victim of my nefarious ways. Muahahahahaha!

Ahem!

Yeah, sorry about that. We will be careful with you.

Lou

by all means.. please use me nefariously or fariously.. or ok, i suppose what i mean is i wanna be used...

 

[Guest]

I have heard of death by chocolate...but by orgasm?

how about death by chocolate orgasm.. oh the mental images!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

how about death by chocolate orgasm.. oh the mental images!

that's how I want to die

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I have heard of death by chocolate...but by orgasm?

that's how I want to die

What can I tell you? It worked okay for Nelson Rockerfeller.

Personally, my goal is to die at the age of 90 at the hands of my partner's outraged husband.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

What can I tell you? It worked okay for Nelson Rockerfeller.

Personally, my goal is to die at the age of 90 at the hands of my partner's outraged husband.

Rumple Foreskin

i love it! very romantic way ta go.. now you make me think and i make it point to never think...

 

[sweetnpetite]

could somebody hook me up with a little girl on girl action?

- bicurously,

Sweet.

 

[Carl East]

could somebody hook me up with a little girl on girl action?

- bicurously,

Sweet.

I'd have done one for you, but I've already finished mine. I suppose I could do one just for you, if you ask nicely. lol

Carl

 

[sweetnpetite]

I'd have done one for you, but I've already finished mine. I suppose I could do one just for you, if you ask nicely. lol

Carl

how 'bout a three way with Renza and Destiny

failing that, there are plenty of beauties on the board

 

[Black Tulip]

that's how I want to die

Oh boy, you should not have said that!
Gives a nice little twist to my article. Thank you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh boy, you should not have said that!
Gives a nice little twist to my article. Thank you.

Bring it on sister, I'm ready to be sacrificed to the God's of chocolatesex.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

We are testing an exciting new product from Hershey.

Would you care to give us your opinion on our new line called, Chocolate Orgasms?

Coconut covered chocolate Pasties.
Recyclable chocolate Dildos* and chocolate Erections.

And for those hard to please anal types:

Edible chocolate Anal Plugs?
Peanut-filled chocolate Turdels.

Soon to be available in white and dark chocolate.


* Manual models only, until a motor is developed which does not melt the chocolate.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Soon to be available in white and dark chocolate.

Better edit that bit out before you're attacked by us purists that resent that white stuff being called chocolate.

 

[Guest]

chocolate orgasms my version

We are testing an exciting new product from Hershey.

Would you care to give us your opinion on our new line called, Chocolate Orgasms?

Coconut covered chocolate Pasties.
Recyclable chocolate Dildos* and chocolate Erections.

And for those hard to please anal types:

Edible chocolate Anal Plugs?
Peanut-filled chocolate Turdels.

Soon to be available in white and dark chocolate.


* Manual models only, until a motor is developed which does not melt the chocolate.

Chocolate Orgasms
Yield: 6 satiating servings

Preheat lover to outrageous temperatures. Lightly grease 8” thick dildo with butter or oil. Melt chocolate in double boiler then let cool for 5 min. (essential to avoid 3degree burns)
Place sugar in bowl and pour in chocolate. Using an electric mixer on partner is optional but recommended with chocolate mixture. Scrape the bowl with rubber spatula, keep aside for extracurricular use. Blend and kneed until moans are heard or mixture is velvety.
Add the flour on low speed and mix for 20 seconds; finish the mixing/stroking by hand, being certain to pay attention to any quicken breathing. Stir in 1/2 cup of the nuts… (LOL.. nuts are optional. ) Spread the batter evenly on the prepared dildo and sprinkle the remaining 2 Tbsp of nuts over the top. (im getting hot just thinking about sprinkling nuts, go figuah) Bake on her rack until a thin sheen of perspiration appears on upper lip and a *tester* inserted in her center comes out with a moist crumb, about 35 minutes. Remove place on the rack to cool for 1 hour.
FROSTING
Blend the frosting on medium-low speed until it or you, thickens, about 50 seconds (the sound of the machine will change when this process occurs.)
Using a frosting spatula, spread the frosting evenly over skin, wait a few min. and chow down.

 

[Honey123]

Woman, you slay me!!!!

I WANT TO DIE BY CHOCOLATE ORGASM, TOO!!!!

 

[Guest]

Woman, you slay me!!!!

I WANT TO DIE BY CHOCOLATE ORGASM, TOO!!!!

omigod i just had an epiphany! .. honey wraped in chocolate.. wait.. i cant type.. ive got to calm down a moment

 

[Guest]

by all means.. please use me nefariously or fariously.. or ok, i suppose what i mean is i wanna be used...

And abused?

Lou

 

[Guest]

What can I tell you? It worked okay for Nelson Rockerfeller.

Personally, my goal is to die at the age of 90 at the hands of my partner's outraged husband.

Rumple Foreskin

Ditto.

Kidding!!! He's not gay.

Lou

 

[Guest]

And abused?

Lou

allways and in all ways.. no question about it, Lou

 

[Guest]

could somebody hook me up with a little girl on girl action?

- bicurously,

Sweet.

Ask and ye shall receive. Over and over and over again.

I've got plans for you...

Lou

 

[Guest]

allways and in all ways.. no question about it, Lou

Excellent! My kind of gal.

Lou

 

[Colleen Thomas]

how 'bout a three way with Renza and Destiny

failing that, there are plenty of beauties on the board

Looking like you do SnP, you could probably have your choice of girls

*HUGS*

-Colly

 

[Honey123]

omigod i just had an epiphany! .. honey wraped in chocolate.. wait.. i cant type.. ive got to calm down a moment

LOL....Yummy....actually go read my Fun in the Sun....I like to be covered in Margueritas....WooHoo.....LOL

Ok...Ok...and chocolate too!!!

 

[Guest]

LOL....Yummy....actually go read my Fun in the Sun....I like to be covered in Margueritas....WooHoo.....LOL

Ok...Ok...and chocolate too!!!

and you know i will too..

sorry, i slipped into thinking mode and almost hurt myself
im going to read now.. "we are amused." *grin*

 

[minsue]

LOL....Yummy....actually go read my Fun in the Sun....I like to be covered in Margueritas....WooHoo.....LOL

Ok...Ok...and chocolate too!!!

*taking notes and changing my name to Marguerita*

 

[Honey123]

Ahh, the gosling returns! Hiya, Minsue....

Uh, Oh...I just remembered, aren't you the Olympic reporter? Ah, shit...have I been caught drinking...??