Lit Olympics: Permission To Be Used Thread

[Honey123]

and you know i will too..

sorry, i slipped into thinking mode and almost hurt myself
im going to read now.. "we are amused." *grin*

You go girl...and I mean go --- girl and read!! LOL

don't hurt that lovely head of yours....it may get wrinkly like some testies I know of....LOL

 

[minsue]

Ahh, the gosling returns! Hiya, Minsue....

Uh, Oh...I just remembered, aren't you the Olympic reporter? Ah, shit...have I been caught drinking...??

LOL

Don't worry, Hon, I won't tell BT about the drinking. (just in case it counts as doping )

 

[cloudy]

LOL

Don't worry, Hon, I won't tell BT about the drinking. (just in case it counts as doping )

A reporter?

covering my face with a Michael Jackson-style veil

 

[Honey123]

LOL

Don't worry, Hon, I won't tell BT about the drinking. (just in case it counts as doping )

LOL....no, no dope here!!! Okay, I may not be smart, but I aint's no dope!

 

[NoJo]

I hereby give blanket permission to use my persona as a character in a story for the Literotica Olympics.


Joe












Usual terms and conditions apply. Contestants must be 18 years or over. Get permission from your parent or guardian before calling this premium rate number. Your persona is not secure if you do not keep up the payments

 

[Black Tulip]

LOL

Don't worry, Hon, I won't tell BT about the drinking. (just in case it counts as doping )

Sorry, too late.

And yes, it does.

 

[Black Tulip]

Let me be the East German Women's Breast stroke swimming champion with unshaved arm pits.

Oh, those were the days!

You mean something like this?


http://www.atleticaleggera.com/immagini/chizova.jpg



Damn, it's hard to get this working. Phew, finally.

This is Nadezhda Chizhova (URS), shot put.
World records in 1969, 1972, 1972 and 1973
Olympic record in 1972

 

[Guest]

I do not insist on you being on your knees. It puts that delectable bottom too far away.

Now if you could do all fours on a table or a kitchen worksurface - that would be much more accessible. Is that covered by the Disability Access Act?

Og, still pursuing that bare...

For you, anything.

And yes, in my book it's covered.

Lou

 

[Guest]

I hereby give blanket permission to use my persona as a character in a story for the Literotica Olympics.


Joe












Usual terms and conditions apply. Contestants must be 18 years or over. Get permission from your parent or guardian before calling this premium rate number. Your persona is not secure if you do not keep up the payments

Very poshe.



Cheers, Joe!

Lou

 

[Guest]

You mean something like this?


http://www.atleticaleggera.com/immagini/chizova.jpg



Damn, it's hard to get this working.

Is it a man? Is it a woman? No, it's an East German shotputter!

Gotta love those days.

Lou

 

[Honey123]

Is it a man? Is it a woman? No, it's an East German shotputter!

Gotta love those days.

Lou

Hmmm...no breasts...definately an East German Woman shotputter!

 

[CharleyH]

I hereby give blanket permission to use my persona as a character in a story for the Literotica Olympics.

Sounds like fun

CH

 

[Guest]

I hereby give blanket permission to use my persona as a character in a story for the Literotica Olympics.

Sounds like fun

CH

You beauty!!!!

You are exactly the character I need for a certain, um, task!

Thanks, Charley!

Lou

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thank me later.

 

[cloudy]

You beauty!!!!

You are exactly the character I need for a certain, um, task!

Thanks, Charley!

Lou

Yay! Charley's in the House!

Morning/Afternoon, Loulou....Sleep well?

 

[Guest]

Thank me later.

*scribbles note in Sexual Favours book*

 

[Guest]

Yay! Charley's in the House!

Morning/Afternoon, Loulou....Sleep well?

Afternoon Cloudy!

Yes, I did, I was out like a light. I've got quite a few stiff muscles this morning, though. Might have something to do with the one I had yesterday.

Ooooh, I say! How REWD!?!?!?



Lou

 

[cloudy]

Afternoon Cloudy!

Yes, I did, I was out like a light. I've got quite a few stiff muscles this morning, though. Might have something to do with the one I had yesterday.

Ooooh, I say! How REWD!?!?!?



Lou

So very rewd! Hmph!

I haven't made coffee yet - I wish there was someone to do it for me *pouting

 

[Guest]

So very rewd! Hmph!

I haven't made coffee yet - I wish there was someone to do it for me *pouting

But delicious.

Get one of your alter egos to make the coffee.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

But delicious.

Get one of your alter egos to make the coffee.

Lou

Oh damn! I forgot about them!

But I thought *you*, well, no........shit, I'm confused

 

[Guest]

Oh damn! I forgot about them!

But I thought *you*, well, no........shit, I'm confused

It's alright love, I've done it.

Now, get back in here with me. Jeez, these unruly multiple personalities.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

It's alright love, I've done it.

Now, get back in here with me. Jeez, these unruly multiple personalities.

Lou

Thanks, baby. I think I'll kiss myself.

 

[Guest]

Thanks, baby. I think I'll kiss myself.

Can I watch?

Gotta go and write... I have Abs bouncing her way up the home straight right now, torch in hand.

Lou

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

So very rewd! Hmph!

I haven't made coffee yet - I wish there was someone to do it for me *pouting

Cloudy,

I'll be happy to make you some coffee, take your pick: decaf, Kona, or Brazilian, all at Cajun strength. By the time you reach my place here in Dallas, it should be ready.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cloudy]

Hmmm, choices, choices.

Brazilian?

I like it strong, thanks!

decaf? ewwww