Lit People Limericks

[rosylady]

On Lit there a sexy young lass named Rosy,
Whose warmth makes me so cosy,
She's sexy and caring,
We'd make a great pairing,
Together in life we could mosey.

Ah, thanks Dom and if I lived in England I would look you up.

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Re: Re: For 1sexylady

Bug Eyed Monster is a friend of mine....
He lights my heart and plays sometimes...
You can cuddle and snuggle with him all the time...
He is a big old teddy bear and thats no crime..
Love you Buggy.....

 

[churchydom]

Ah, thanks Dom and if I lived in England I would look you up.

I know honey.....and it is a pain I just have to live with......sigh.........

 

[~Dream~]

ROFLMFAO

Dreamer is just sex on legs,
Pleasure and passion from men she begs,
I am one who can provide,
Access will not be denied,
To her hole, I will lap up her dregs.....


Mmmmmmmmmm *wink wink*

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Great one sweety!!! mmmmmmm

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another from me :

now Dracoa He gets me so wet
like no one else can I bet
i'd love Him inside
my pussy to hide
and Give to me all I can get!!

 

[~Dream~]

Re: this is for dream

mmmmmmm dream will you make me wear a collor
its my secret desire is for you to make me holler
I hope your offer to make me scream is real
cause i can feel the whip that u reel
oh dream your avs make me so hot
I hope i get a shot !!!!


dream ur a great lady loves and hugs and kisses
bear

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awww baby . ya make me cry again !!! how sweet!!

if you would want to be my slave
it would be my PUSSY that you'd Crave
I'd drive you crazy with desire
get you *hot* with Passion's Fire
I'd take you on a Lust-filled trip
and then smack that ass , with my long whip!!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie, the sexy young vixen,
On threads in Lit she does some mixin',
She spreads love, warmth and smiles,
That go on for miles and miles,
The guys on Lit gets her fixin'.

Cookie was sitting on Dom's lap
he was trying to fill her gap
he wiggled and ground
he turned her around
now she's a feather in his cap!



cookie

 

[cookiejar]

For CJS6


Now CJ is horny and randy
all the girls lick him like candy
he tastes oh so sweet
they all like his meat
to them he's really quite dandy!







cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Two nymphs named Rosy and Dream
call them peaches and cream
laid the guys in a row
gave them all a good blow
till out of their noses came steam!



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[rosylady]

Two nymphs named Rosy and Dream
call them peaches and cream
laid the guys in a row
gave them all a good blow
till out of their noses came steam!



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LOL, Hey I get dips on being called peaches.

 

[sideshow_cecil]

okay, it's not technically a limerick, but Rosy asked me to post it here after writing it for her in the tub

I once met a lady, her name was rosy,
she made me want to get real cozy,
I wanted to ask without being nosey,
if I could buy her a rose or a posey
perhaps it was obvious, that question to answer,
a rose for rosy, she was a dancer,
she had a club in which she danced
and everyone stared if once they glanced.
but then it closed, I'm not sure why,
but different things she wanted to try,
so that's okay we'll remember her club,
and maybe she'll dance for us here in the tub

 

[rosylady]

okay, it's not technically a limerick, but Rosy asked me to post it here after writing it for her in the tub

I once met a lady, her name was rosy,
she made me want to get real cozy,
I wanted to ask without being nosey,
if I could buy her a rose or a posey
perhaps it was obvious, that question to answer,
a rose for rosy, she was a dancer,
she had a club in which she danced
and everyone stared if once they glanced.
but then it closed, I'm not sure why,
but different things she wanted to try,
so that's okay we'll remember her club,
and maybe she'll dance for us here in the tub

Thanks for posting it cecil. Big Smiles. I'm sure Cookie won't mind.

 

[rosylady]

bump

 

[cookiejar]

Now Bear in the shower he stood
he started to play with his pud
he pulled and he yanked
his member he wanked
cause no girl does it as good!




cookie

 

[cookiejar]

A girl named Dream took a shower
it took her over an hour
her vibe it was smokin'
in her hole it was pokin'
her batteries died....no more power!






cookie

 

[cookiejar]

On a lady's door STUDDOG did knock
he wanted to make her world rock
but he had misplaced the key
to her gates of ecstasy
so now he must pick her lock!





cookie

 

[biggbear8]

dream

ahhhhhhh dream a fantasy come true
being whipped by someone as beautiful as you
on my kness ill be
licking your clit
as my ass you whip
screaming faster lad faster
now my tongue going like a blur
as your legs wrap around my head tighter
as lust fills the room so true

hugs and kisses dream

 

[cookiejar]

Now Raw he loves to play cricket
and his dick he likes to stick it
in a lady's sweet hole
he pumped his pole
now she has a sticky wicket!



cookie

 

[biggbear8]

cookie

hello sweetie



cookie in the mood for a quickie
met a man with a thick dickie
as they start to make love
the man said from above
this is no quickie dickie
moving very slow in and out he did go
her moans did grow
do me faster you old crow
but he said no
starting ,stopping, in and out
he was standing very stout
moving his cock very slowly in and out
ooommmggggg she did scream
as she started to cream

 

[RAW1966]

TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

THANK U COOKIE U WONDERFUL SWEET PERSON LADY LOVER U MEAN SO MUCH TO ME U LIGHT UP MY LIFE AND MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL I LOVED YOUR LIMERICK IT WAS SO FUNNY AND U R SO CLEVER


FROM YOUR FAVOURITE COOKIE MUNCHER ROBBIE


MY LOVE FOR U GROWS STRONGER
AS THE DAYS GET LONGER
THE BOND TO YOU MAKES ME DREAM LONGER

YOU R SO SWEET
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
COOKIE JAR WHAT A TREAT
U MAKE MY HEART BEAT

ROSES R RED
VIOLETS R BLUE
COOKIE I LOVE U
YES I DO
MY HEART BEATS FOR U

COOKIE UR SO FINE
GONNA MAKE U MINE
GOING TO WINE U AND DINE U


THERE WAS A LADY CALLED COOKIE
WHO GAVE ROBBIE SOME NOOKIE
SHE PLAYED HOOKIE FROM WORK
AND GAVE HIM SUCH A JERK
NOW ROBBIE CANT GO TO WORK
HMMMM GOD DAMM COOKIE


HELLO SWEETHEART LOVE U SO MUCH HUNGER FOR YOUR TOUCH

 

[cookiejar]

Tigerjen is a cute little dolly
she said oh by golly
Sir Tony is such a trip
his pants I will unzip
and suck his award winning lolly!



cookie

 

[cookiejar]

A crazy guy named Slick
had a real neat trick
he hung a brick
from the end of his dick
now there's lots more for girls to lick!

Omg this was soooo easy! lol



cookie

 

[cookiejar]

STUDDOG... he thought he was Gable
he bent Cookie over a table
but he really got pissed
he thought he was dissed
when she said....omg you got cable!




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[STUDDOG]

Oh Cookie.......

On a lady's door STUDDOG did knock
he wanted to make her world rock
but he had misplaced the key
to her gates of ecstasy
so now he must pick her lock!


STUDDOG... he thought he was Gable
he bent Cookie over a table
but he really got pissed
he thought he was dissed
when she said....omg you got cable!

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Thank you Cookie....I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!!!!
Cookie you need to do a book of limerick's ...your really good with
them...unlike me....but I'm going to work on one for you again, but
forgive me if it's still bad.........

Cookie your the greatest...I still want to be your Gable though!!!!

"Frankly my daring I do give a damn".......he he he


Hugs and Kisses Cookie

STUDDOG

 

[cookiejar]

A lovely lady named Gusty
had long legs and was kinda busty
she loved a hottie named Hong
who was busy removing her thong
because Gusty made him quite lusty!



cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Oh Cookie.......

On a lady's door STUDDOG did knock
he wanted to make her world rock
but he had misplaced the key
to her gates of ecstasy
so now he must pick her lock!


STUDDOG... he thought he was Gable
he bent Cookie over a table
but he really got pissed
he thought he was dissed
when she said....omg you got cable!

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Thank you Cookie....I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!!!!
Cookie you need to do a book of limerick's ...your really good with
them...unlike me....but I'm going to work on one for you again, but
forgive me if it's still bad.........

Cookie your the greatest...I still want to be your Gable though!!!!

"Frankly my daring I do give a damn".......he he he


Hugs and Kisses Cookie

STUDDOG

Why Rhett you sexy devil!! Gonna carry me up the stairs to bed?

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