Lit People Limericks

[cookiejar]

Slick that grand master of porn
was laying around one early morn
he wanted a toot
on his rock hard flute
come on girls go blow his horn!

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[bashfull]

breakfast anyone?

Has there ever been a man so dead,
Whom, to his darlin', has never said
"To hell with breakfast,
Come back to bed!"

 

[Gusty Wind]

Slick that grand master of porn
was laying around one early morn
he wanted a toot
on his rock hard flute
come on girls go blow his horn!

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.mmm. blow the horn

]SEXY guy name is Hong

singing his SOng Playing his tong

All day long..

 

[~Dream~]

here cums Santa claus
here cums Santa Claus
right on Christmas day
when Santa comes to see Dream
what gift to her he'll bring?
he might open up his bag
and bring her lots of toys
or he could bring Dracoa
and give her life sweet joy...

 

[Slick]

Slick that grand master of porn
was laying around one early morn
he wanted a toot
on his rock hard flute
come on girls go blow his horn!

cookie

Being so pretty with a wit thats so quick
Of all the blokes here Cookie can easily take her pick
She has this habbit offering slick to others
Makes him wonder why she even bothers
When she knows what that brick's done to his dick. http://www.smily.at/smily/smily254.gif

hehe... http://www.smily.at/smily/smily214.gif

 

[cookiejar]

Now Dorothy she wanted to beckon
Ozme to do a little neckin'
the munchkins were hiding
to see some riding
as Dot said put it to heck in!



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[~Dream~]

Little dream went out to play
all upon a winter's day
she felt so frisky in the snow
there was no place she wouldnt go
she saw some deer and went to see
just where the deer ate dont ya see
she found a deer ,was a BIg buck
thought to herself , now i'm in luck
she went to pet him but he fleed
this sadness made poor Dream's heart bleed
but he came to her that night in dreams
said 'I know my dear just what you need
it's not for deer that you are craving
its a Dragon you need in your haven
Dream smiled and had to just agree
the deer was right ,right as can be
a few more days Dream has to go
but in her heart she knows it's so
that when the dragon "cumms'she'll find
true happiness and peace of mind...

 

[biggbear8]

FOR DREAM

THERE WAS A LADY NAMED DREAM WHO LOVED A DRAGON
THEN SHED SEE HIM HER TAIL WOULD START WAGGING
SHE SAID WITH A BIG SIGH
OH HES MY KIND OF GUY
WHAT EVER HIS DESIRES
SHE WOULD AQUIRE
with a sparkle and a gleaam in her eyes she said very stout
my love for dragoa should never be in doubt


hugs and kisses dream,

happy holidays happy thankgiving

bear

 

[biggbear8]

cookie hugs and kisses

cookie


for my 500th post
i would like to boast
my love for you is the most
your desires i want to toast
your touch and caress is the best
your kisses i do miss
when im alone and dreaming
it is you that i am seeing
i hope you dont mind my boasting post.


hugs and kisses
bear

 

[Guest]

where's cookiejar been all week?
this lady so pretty and meek;
i'm not getting enough!
(of my sugar frees (huff)
my supplier is clearly unique

 

[cookiejar]

A Flood of Limericks

I got in limerick mode this morning....hope you enjoy them!

 

[cookiejar]

Churchydom

The ladies....it's Dom they all crave
they all come to him in a wave
he's making like Austen
but it's so exhausting
come on ladies..."Oh behave"!



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[cookiejar]

Biggbear8

A hot grizzly name of Bear
couldn't get the ladies out of his hair
they were rubbing his fur
they were making him purr
go near him now if you dare!




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[cookiejar]

Tigerjen

Tigerjen decided to share her Sir
her friend Cookie said grrrrrr
over his body they hovered
they both had him covered
now both of them do purr!




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[cookiejar]

STUDDOG

Now STUDDOG he loves his sweets
he's always looking for good eats
he stuck his nose in the jar
they were the best by far
oh how he does love them treats!



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[cookiejar]

Romanhans

A sneaky guy named Roman
on the ladies his radar would home in
he looked at the blips
he wiggled his hips
now at the mouth Roman is foamin'!



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[cookiejar]

Dream

Dream she ran away with her dragon
she wanted to make sure his interest wasn't flaggin'
she put on her black teddy
now for sure he is ready
after last night this man is braggin'!



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[churchydom]

Re: Churchydom

The ladies....it's Dom they all crave
they all come to him in a wave
he's making like Austen
but it's so exhausting
come on ladies..."Oh behave"!



cookie

Awwwww thank you honey.....should I order myself a pointy stick then?....hahahahaha

 

[cookiejar]

RAW1966

Rob decided to crawl in the jar
he hasn't come out of there so far
Cookie she heard him burp
and she heard him slurp
I think she's up to his par!




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[cookiejar]

Ozme

Now Oz was behind his curtain
Cookie wanted to know for certain
she pulled the drapes back
he looked at her rack
now Oz is so hard he's hurtin'!



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[cookiejar]

Harmless Pig

Harmless Pig a guy so fine
on the women he loved to dine
so he took out a fork
that horny piece of pork
now the ladies...they all do pine!



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[cookiejar]

Kikimosa

Now the guys all want to take a peeky
at a lady so sweet named Kiki
she said you all have a look
then you will be on my hook
you see she really is quite sneaky!




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[~Dream~]

Re: Dream

Dream she ran away with her dragon
she wanted to make sure his interest wasn't flaggin'
she put on her black teddy
now for sure he is ready
after last night this man is braggin'!



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________________
lmfao @cookie....hmmmmm

in 2 more weeks I will be sore
but you can bet I'll beg for more
the dragon ,tame me he will try
and tho he is a 'special' guy
think he'll love the 'challenge for sure!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick

Now Slick that hot horny dude
he is never trashy or lewd
he sweet talks them all
he gives them a call
problem is he's in the nude!



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[cookiejar]

Good4u2

Good that sweet talking honey
he wanted to make more money
he tends the bar
the best job by far
now he fights the ladies off like Tunney!



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