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Re: for Raw

~Dream~ said:
a sexy Aussie
His name is Raw
the sweetest guy
I ever saw
he came 1 day to meet His Cookie
cause he wanted to get a lil Nookie
they laughed and loved and talked and all
then Raw he left feeling rather *tall*


*hey i'm tired here what do ya want perfection? " lol


ROFL....how about she left Raw rather small?

:nana: cookie :catroar:
 
Now Rosy,Dream & Cookie are teasers
the men know they're real crowd pleasers
they grind and they shake
make the Earth quake
they can even turn on the old geezers!



:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
tonitits said:
To the man known as AA
You really make my day
You are my Bratty Snuggle Bear
Do you know how much I care?
I hope to have you here
For my birthday in May!

TY toni...

Greetings from the torrential rain state! AA :p

(The salmon aren't using the river to go upstream today...they are just swimming up the Interstate and the off ramps!) :D
 
alwaysawake said:
TY toni...

Greetings from the torrential rain state! AA :p

(The salmon aren't using the river to go upstream today...they are just swimming up the Interstate and the off ramps!) :D



LMAO Morning AA....thanks for the laugh!:nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
KHAN-E that sexy hot diva
has a hot little beava
all the men tried
to get inside
now they all have beava feva!

Omg....this is bad!! LOL:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
cookiejar said:
KHAN-E that sexy hot diva
has a hot little beava
all the men tried
to get inside
now they all have beava feva!

Omg....this is bad!! LOL:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:


Yes, it is!!! But is is funny!! And, at least I'm not from Nantucket!

Thanks for thinking enough of me to write something, even something this BAD!!!
 
cookiejar said:
KHAN-E that sexy hot diva
has a hot little beava
all the men tried
to get inside
now they all have beava feva!

Omg....this is bad!! LOL:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:

OMG how cute.....KHAN is a hot diva!;)
 
For this smokin' hot lady, Khan-E,
Who likes her sex--wild, kinky, and free,
With her--almost anything goes,
And wants her lover to slowly explore all of her--down to the tips of her toes,
Until she is so hot...she screams "Fuck MEEEEEEEEE!"

(Cookie...mine is worse!) LOL
 
omg

cookiejar said:
Now Rosy,Dream & Cookie are teasers
the men know they're real crowd pleasers
they grind and they shake
make the Earth quake
they can even turn on the old geezers!



:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
___________

My Master will LOVE this one!!! :kiss: :kiss: you rock GF!!
 
hey here's an idea Cookie

maybe you me and Rosy could all form the Sexual equivalent of the 3 musketeeers ? lmao :devil: :kiss: :p

One for all (the men ) and all for 1 (pleasure) mmm
 
For a very very special friend of mine...........(((huggggsssssss))) and :kiss:'s


AngelOfSex is one sexy girls,
To me she is the most precious of pearls,
She is so kind and so caring,
And so very breathtaking,
I especially like her cute curls.
 
TO DREAM

THANK U DREAM FOR YOUR KIND WORDS IT WAS TRULY GREAT
I LOVE THE RHYME AND THAT COOKIE JAR IS SO FINE I MISSS HER EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY WHEN IM AWAY SHE KNOWS DEEP IN HER HEART MY FEELINGS FOR HER PUMP MY HEART
AND GIVE ME A GREAT JUMP START



BUT TO U DREAM WISH U ALL THE BEST AND HOPE U GE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS OFF YOUR CHEST AND IN YOUR HEART U R TRULY BLESSED


MY WRESTLING BUDDY LOVE OUR TALKS







:rose: :kiss: :heart:
 
Re: TO DREAM

RAW1966 said:
THANK U DREAM FOR YOUR KIND WORDS IT WAS TRULY GREAT
I LOVE THE RHYME AND THAT COOKIE JAR IS SO FINE I MISSS HER EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY WHEN IM AWAY SHE KNOWS DEEP IN HER HEART MY FEELINGS FOR HER PUMP MY HEART
AND GIVE ME A GREAT JUMP START



BUT TO U DREAM WISH U ALL THE BEST AND HOPE U GE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS OFF YOUR CHEST AND IN YOUR HEART U R TRULY BLESSED


MY WRESTLING BUDDY LOVE OUR TALKS

____________

aww ty buddy puts RAW in figure 4 leglock till he taps out!!





:rose: :kiss: :heart:
:) :kiss:
 
TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

THANKU COOKIE FOR YOUR KIND WORDS U SWEET SEXY DESIRABLE HOT ANGEL THIS ONE IS FOR U


COOKIE JAR IS SO HOT
GOING TO EAT HER ON THE SPOT
LICKIN AND EATIN HER ALL DAY
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY
AS COOKIE LETS ME HAVE MY WAY
MY TONGUE WILL PLEASURE HER ALL DAY
WHAT A BODY WHAT A SMILE
U REALLY LIGHT MY DIAL
AS WE LAY ON THE GROUND
REALLY GOING TO POUND YOUR MOUND
AS WE LAY THERE ALL HOT AND STICKY
GOING TO LET U SUCK MY DICKY
AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MICKEY
TO REALLY MAKE U CUMM SO QUICKLY
AS WE LAY THERE SO HOT
GOING TO WHISPER YOUR SO HOT

love u my sexy cookie angel
 
Re: TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

RAW1966 said:
THANKU COOKIE FOR YOUR KIND WORDS U SWEET SEXY DESIRABLE HOT ANGEL THIS ONE IS FOR U


COOKIE JAR IS SO HOT
GOING TO EAT HER ON THE SPOT
LICKIN AND EATIN HER ALL DAY
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY
AS COOKIE LETS ME HAVE MY WAY
MY TONGUE WILL PLEASURE HER ALL DAY
WHAT A BODY WHAT A SMILE
U REALLY LIGHT MY DIAL
AS WE LAY ON THE GROUND
REALLY GOING TO POUND YOUR MOUND
AS WE LAY THERE ALL HOT AND STICKY
GOING TO LET U SUCK MY DICKY
AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MICKEY
TO REALLY MAKE U CUMM SO QUICKLY
AS WE LAY THERE SO HOT
GOING TO WHISPER YOUR SO HOT

love u my sexy cookie angel


*GULP* Hell now that's a poem! :eek

cookie:catroar:
 
churchydom said:
For a very very special friend of mine...........(((huggggsssssss))) and :kiss:'s


AngelOfSex is one sexy girls,
To me she is the most precious of pearls,
She is so kind and so caring,
And so very breathtaking,
I especially like her cute curls.


You are a special friend...who is dear to the heart.....that stays there and I never let out...

:kiss: :heart: :kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Re: hey here's an idea Cookie

~Dream~ said:
maybe you me and Rosy could all form the Sexual equivalent of the 3 musketeeers ? lmao :devil: :kiss: :p

One for all (the men ) and all for 1 (pleasure) mmm


Ok Dream you can be D'Artagnan......Porthos reporting in. Where's Athos? :cattail:

cookie:catroar:
 
Re: Re: hey here's an idea Cookie

cookiejar said:
Ok Dream you can be D'Artagnan......Porthos reporting in. Where's Athos? :cattail:

cookie:catroar:


ahh darn I got to be AThos?? Oh alright I'm here.


All for one! And more for Me!
 
ok I can handle bein Dartagnan hehe he's kinda cute lol like me!!:kiss: :kiss:

**well i'm sitting here horny
horny as can be
without a sexy man in front of me
well what can i do
or what can i say?
to make it so I can get a good lay?
I need a man now
with car or with truck
so they can come over
and Give Dream a hard fuck!! lol:kiss: :devil:
 
add on to last post

bt if he wants to take a bus
I certainly wont make a *fuss*
just as long as I get laid
it WILL be worth the effort made
cause I will PLEASE and NOT just TEASE
I'll bring the young men
to their knees!!:kiss: :p :p :devil:
 
limerick

goor moening dream

i wish i had a car or a bus or a truck
cuase id be there to give u a good fuck
all i can do is cyber with you
oh what a view
me inside of you
as you spasm, quiver and buck
as your clit i'll lick and suck
before we fuck

good morning dream :rose: :rose: :rose: :kiss: :heart:
 
For Studdog


Studdog that biker with a big.....ummm heart
had to wheel it in on a cart
the load was so great
had to ship it freight
to his favorite sweet tart!

Forgive me....my brain is in pause mode!


:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
For 1sexylady

1sexylady is a woman who's hot
and she has a guy she fucks a lot.
She likes play
and cuddle all day.
He just grins saying she's hot.

:nana: :nana:
 
Jewelz said:
lol this thread is so silly and i love it! :D

thanks for the giggles!
There once was a lady named Jewelz
Who liked to play with men's tools
With them she'd play
No one turned her away
Cause if they did they were fools
 
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