Lit People Limericks

[cookiejar]

Re: for Raw

a sexy Aussie
His name is Raw
the sweetest guy
I ever saw
he came 1 day to meet His Cookie
cause he wanted to get a lil Nookie
they laughed and loved and talked and all
then Raw he left feeling rather *tall*


*hey i'm tired here what do ya want perfection? " lol

ROFL....how about she left Raw rather small?

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[cookiejar]

Now Rosy,Dream & Cookie are teasers
the men know they're real crowd pleasers
they grind and they shake
make the Earth quake
they can even turn on the old geezers!





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[alwaysawake]

To the man known as AA
You really make my day
You are my Bratty Snuggle Bear
Do you know how much I care?
I hope to have you here
For my birthday in May!

TY toni...

Greetings from the torrential rain state! AA

(The salmon aren't using the river to go upstream today...they are just swimming up the Interstate and the off ramps!)

 

[cookiejar]

TY toni...

Greetings from the torrential rain state! AA

(The salmon aren't using the river to go upstream today...they are just swimming up the Interstate and the off ramps!)

LMAO Morning AA....thanks for the laugh!

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[cookiejar]

KHAN-E that sexy hot diva
has a hot little beava
all the men tried
to get inside
now they all have beava feva!

Omg....this is bad!! LOL

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[KHAN-E]

KHAN-E that sexy hot diva
has a hot little beava
all the men tried
to get inside
now they all have beava feva!

Omg....this is bad!! LOL

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Yes, it is!!! But is is funny!! And, at least I'm not from Nantucket!

Thanks for thinking enough of me to write something, even something this BAD!!!

 

[Angelofsex]

KHAN-E that sexy hot diva
has a hot little beava
all the men tried
to get inside
now they all have beava feva!

Omg....this is bad!! LOL

cookie

OMG how cute.....KHAN is a hot diva!

 

[alwaysawake]

For this smokin' hot lady, Khan-E,
Who likes her sex--wild, kinky, and free,
With her--almost anything goes,
And wants her lover to slowly explore all of her--down to the tips of her toes,
Until she is so hot...she screams "Fuck MEEEEEEEEE!"

(Cookie...mine is worse!) LOL

 

[~Dream~]

omg

Now Rosy,Dream & Cookie are teasers
the men know they're real crowd pleasers
they grind and they shake
make the Earth quake
they can even turn on the old geezers!





cookie

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My Master will LOVE this one!!! you rock GF!!

 

[~Dream~]

hey here's an idea Cookie

maybe you me and Rosy could all form the Sexual equivalent of the 3 musketeeers ? lmao

One for all (the men ) and all for 1 (pleasure) mmm

 

[churchydom]

For a very very special friend of mine...........(((huggggsssssss))) and 's


AngelOfSex is one sexy girls,
To me she is the most precious of pearls,
She is so kind and so caring,
And so very breathtaking,
I especially like her cute curls.

 

[RAW1966]

TO DREAM

THANK U DREAM FOR YOUR KIND WORDS IT WAS TRULY GREAT
I LOVE THE RHYME AND THAT COOKIE JAR IS SO FINE I MISSS HER EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY WHEN IM AWAY SHE KNOWS DEEP IN HER HEART MY FEELINGS FOR HER PUMP MY HEART
AND GIVE ME A GREAT JUMP START



BUT TO U DREAM WISH U ALL THE BEST AND HOPE U GE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS OFF YOUR CHEST AND IN YOUR HEART U R TRULY BLESSED


MY WRESTLING BUDDY LOVE OUR TALKS

 

[~Dream~]

Re: TO DREAM

THANK U DREAM FOR YOUR KIND WORDS IT WAS TRULY GREAT
I LOVE THE RHYME AND THAT COOKIE JAR IS SO FINE I MISSS HER EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY WHEN IM AWAY SHE KNOWS DEEP IN HER HEART MY FEELINGS FOR HER PUMP MY HEART
AND GIVE ME A GREAT JUMP START



BUT TO U DREAM WISH U ALL THE BEST AND HOPE U GE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS OFF YOUR CHEST AND IN YOUR HEART U R TRULY BLESSED


MY WRESTLING BUDDY LOVE OUR TALKS

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aww ty buddy puts RAW in figure 4 leglock till he taps out!!

 

[RAW1966]

TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

THANKU COOKIE FOR YOUR KIND WORDS U SWEET SEXY DESIRABLE HOT ANGEL THIS ONE IS FOR U


COOKIE JAR IS SO HOT
GOING TO EAT HER ON THE SPOT
LICKIN AND EATIN HER ALL DAY
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY
AS COOKIE LETS ME HAVE MY WAY
MY TONGUE WILL PLEASURE HER ALL DAY
WHAT A BODY WHAT A SMILE
U REALLY LIGHT MY DIAL
AS WE LAY ON THE GROUND
REALLY GOING TO POUND YOUR MOUND
AS WE LAY THERE ALL HOT AND STICKY
GOING TO LET U SUCK MY DICKY
AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MICKEY
TO REALLY MAKE U CUMM SO QUICKLY
AS WE LAY THERE SO HOT
GOING TO WHISPER YOUR SO HOT

love u my sexy cookie angel

 

[cookiejar]

Re: TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

THANKU COOKIE FOR YOUR KIND WORDS U SWEET SEXY DESIRABLE HOT ANGEL THIS ONE IS FOR U


COOKIE JAR IS SO HOT
GOING TO EAT HER ON THE SPOT
LICKIN AND EATIN HER ALL DAY
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY
AS COOKIE LETS ME HAVE MY WAY
MY TONGUE WILL PLEASURE HER ALL DAY
WHAT A BODY WHAT A SMILE
U REALLY LIGHT MY DIAL
AS WE LAY ON THE GROUND
REALLY GOING TO POUND YOUR MOUND
AS WE LAY THERE ALL HOT AND STICKY
GOING TO LET U SUCK MY DICKY
AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MICKEY
TO REALLY MAKE U CUMM SO QUICKLY
AS WE LAY THERE SO HOT
GOING TO WHISPER YOUR SO HOT

love u my sexy cookie angel

*GULP* Hell now that's a poem! :eek

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[Angelofsex]

For a very very special friend of mine...........(((huggggsssssss))) and 's


AngelOfSex is one sexy girls,
To me she is the most precious of pearls,
She is so kind and so caring,
And so very breathtaking,
I especially like her cute curls.

You are a special friend...who is dear to the heart.....that stays there and I never let out...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: hey here's an idea Cookie

maybe you me and Rosy could all form the Sexual equivalent of the 3 musketeeers ? lmao

One for all (the men ) and all for 1 (pleasure) mmm

Ok Dream you can be D'Artagnan......Porthos reporting in. Where's Athos?

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[rosylady]

Re: Re: hey here's an idea Cookie

Ok Dream you can be D'Artagnan......Porthos reporting in. Where's Athos?

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ahh darn I got to be AThos?? Oh alright I'm here.


All for one! And more for Me!

 

[~Dream~]

ok I can handle bein Dartagnan hehe he's kinda cute lol like me!!

**well i'm sitting here horny
horny as can be
without a sexy man in front of me
well what can i do
or what can i say?
to make it so I can get a good lay?
I need a man now
with car or with truck
so they can come over
and Give Dream a hard fuck!! lol

 

[~Dream~]

add on to last post

bt if he wants to take a bus
I certainly wont make a *fuss*
just as long as I get laid
it WILL be worth the effort made
cause I will PLEASE and NOT just TEASE
I'll bring the young men
to their knees!!

 

[biggbear8]

limerick

goor moening dream

i wish i had a car or a bus or a truck
cuase id be there to give u a good fuck
all i can do is cyber with you
oh what a view
me inside of you
as you spasm, quiver and buck
as your clit i'll lick and suck
before we fuck

good morning dream

 

[cookiejar]

For Studdog


Studdog that biker with a big.....ummm heart
had to wheel it in on a cart
the load was so great
had to ship it freight
to his favorite sweet tart!

Forgive me....my brain is in pause mode!




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[Bug Eyed Monster]

For 1sexylady

1sexylady is a woman who's hot
and she has a guy she fucks a lot.
She likes play
and cuddle all day.
He just grins saying she's hot.

 

[Jewelz]

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[kikmosa]

lol this thread is so silly and i love it!

thanks for the giggles!

There once was a lady named Jewelz
Who liked to play with men's tools
With them she'd play
No one turned her away
Cause if they did they were fools