Lit People Limericks

[cookiejar]

Re: cookie

hello sweetie



cookie in the mood for a quickie
met a man with a thick dickie
as they start to make love
the man said from above
this is no quickie dickie
moving very slow in and out he did go
her moans did grow
do me faster you old crow
but he said no
starting ,stopping, in and out
he was standing very stout
moving his cock very slowly in and out
ooommmggggg she did scream
as she started to cream

*blushing* Wow that is a hot one!!!!!

cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Re: TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

THANK U COOKIE U WONDERFUL SWEET PERSON LADY LOVER U MEAN SO MUCH TO ME U LIGHT UP MY LIFE AND MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL I LOVED YOUR LIMERICK IT WAS SO FUNNY AND U R SO CLEVER


FROM YOUR FAVOURITE COOKIE MUNCHER ROBBIE


MY LOVE FOR U GROWS STRONGER
AS THE DAYS GET LONGER
THE BOND TO YOU MAKES ME DREAM LONGER

YOU R SO SWEET
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
COOKIE JAR WHAT A TREAT
U MAKE MY HEART BEAT

ROSES R RED
VIOLETS R BLUE
COOKIE I LOVE U
YES I DO
MY HEART BEATS FOR U

COOKIE UR SO FINE
GONNA MAKE U MINE
GOING TO WINE U AND DINE U


THERE WAS A LADY CALLED COOKIE
WHO GAVE ROBBIE SOME NOOKIE
SHE PLAYED HOOKIE FROM WORK
AND GAVE HIM SUCH A JERK
NOW ROBBIE CANT GO TO WORK
HMMMM GOD DAMM COOKIE


HELLO SWEETHEART LOVE U SO MUCH HUNGER FOR YOUR TOUCH

Ty ty ....*taking a bow* lol......hugsssssss


cookie

 

[STUDDOG]

Oh Oh Oh....Miss Cookie

Why Rhett you sexy devil!! Gonna carry me up the stairs to bed?

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Miss Scarlett....you make me blush!.....

However my Daring ......is it the third door on the right?

STUDDOG

 

[churchydom]

On Lit there's a woman called Rosy,
Whose avs and posts drive me crazy,
With lust and with passion,
That won't go out of fashion,
Her friendship is one I hold dearly.

 

[rosylady]

On Lit there's a woman called Rosy,
Whose avs and posts drive me crazy,
With lust and with passion,
That won't go out of fashion,
Her friendship is one I hold dearly.

Awwwwwww thank you Dom sweetie.

 

[~Dream~]

Re: dream

ahhhhhhh dream a fantasy come true
being whipped by someone as beautiful as you
on my kness ill be
licking your clit
as my ass you whip
screaming faster lad faster
now my tongue going like a blur
as your legs wrap around my head tighter
as lust fills the room so true

hugs and kisses dream

___________________
lmao at bigbbear
he doesnt seem to have a care
as to his cock I softly blow
he smiles at me because he "knows'
I got him whipped , I got him beat
He wants some of my "tasty treat " --he he

 

[churchydom]

Awwwwwww thank you Dom sweetie.

You are so very welcome honey......(((hugggggsssssss))) and 's

I hope your day is going wonderfully for you......

 

[~Dream~]

for Dracoa..

in 18 more days I will get what I crave
because when He comes He will make me His slave
I'll do everything to give Him sheer pleasure
because in my heart He is such a treasure

No other man makes me as *wet* as he does
I KNOW He can "take me' I know just because
In his wonderful arms is where I wish to lie
Dracoa to me , babe, You're one *special* guy



mmmm love ya sexy!!

 

[~Dream~]

re:limerick

LOL, Hey I get dips on being called peaches.

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yes Rosy dear my name is Dream
and I can make all the men scream
and if they touch in the *right spot*
i'm sure I'll get so very *hot*
And sine we have this little *team*
I'll gladly take the name of *Cream*

lmao

 

[rosylady]

Re: re:limerick

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yes Rosy dear my name is Dream
and I can make all the men scream
and if they touch in the *right spot*
i'm sure I'll get so very *hot*
And sine we have this little *team*
I'll gladly take the name of *Cream*

lmao

LOL Dream. Gee wish I could come up with my own limerick.

 

[biggbear8]

good morning all hugs and kisses

how dream has make my fantasy true
she has make me dream and scream
i hope in all my excitement
i didnt forget her delightment
because between her thighs
i would love to lie
again and again you see
it is her i wish to please
her wish my command
behind her i will stand


dream honey i hope in 18 days all ur dreams and wishes
will be fulfilled you are a special lovely lady and it is an honer to call you my friend .

bear

 

[cookiejar]

Dream put Rob in a hammerlock
problem is out popped his cock
he uses a pile driver
cause he's a muff diver
of her crotch he's taking stock!

Hope I got the wrestling terms right guys! lol I apologize...this is baddd!



cookie

 

[Gusty Wind]

A lovely lady named Gusty
had long legs and was kinda busty
she loved a hottie named Hong
who was busy removing her thong
because Gusty made him quite lusty!



cookie

Hello SEXY~cookie...

Thank you so much for the wonderful Limerick..hehe...

the true is I don't have long sexy legs and NOT busty..hee..hehe..

LOL .mmhm..I wish..giggle** any I am flatter.... you put a smile on

my face..giggle** you have great talents mmuah..

 

[~Dream~]

Dream went hunting for some trolls
they thought of her they had Control
well they were WRONg , wrong as can be
where they will lurk , is where you'll see
true love stand up time after time
the trolls can "bite me!!* is my rhyme!!

 

[biggbear8]

limerick

now dream being a lovely lass
as pleasant as can be
so one day some troll decided to harrass
she turn the other cheek
then kick they ass


hugs and kisses dream

 

[biggbear8]

rosy limerick

rosy is a lady with alot of class
she has a very fine ass
one day she wanted to snuggle
found BD who wanted to cuddle
so together they lay in each others arms
finding each others charm
under the covers thought there was no harm
until he enter into her southern pass

hugs kisses rosy

 

[biggbear8]

cookiie hugs and kisses

now this is a limerick for my lady love
who was sent from heaven above
with this lady i love to snuggle and hug
with the covers we sometimes tug
the covers i do part
wrapping my arms around her with all my heart
but what i really love best
is when she lays her head on my chest
as we both lay there with a big sigh
feeling content and warm inside
being with my love is all i crave

 

[~Dream~]

now when I look at Bear so sweet
it is his cock i'd love to eat
i'd get it wet , hard as a rock
cause Dream really loves to suck cock
i'd put him in me , hear Him scream
and then he'd fill me full of cream

 

[~Dream~]

Dracoa is a sexy man
He touches me where no one can
His eyes look deep within my soul
and with his voice I lose Control
Soon In His arms is where i'll be
you'll never see a happier me
and when I FEEL His *magic* touch
I'll want to *love him * very much

 

[Slick]

A crazy guy named Slick
had a real neat trick
he hung a brick
from the end of his dick
now there's lots more for girls to lick!

Omg this was soooo easy! lol



cookie

I once dated a girl named Cookie Jar
who liked to shag in the back of my car
she took one look at my dick
moaned something about a brick
and said "Wow! http://www.smily.at/smily/smily180.gif That's the biggest I've ever seen by far!!"

hehe.. http://www.smily.at/smily/smily252.gif

 

[bashfull]

Not mine

Mary had a little sheep.
With this sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Ooops! Mary had a little lamb!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: Not mine

Mary had a little sheep.
With this sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Ooops! Mary had a little lamb!

ooOOops...ooOooPps...pOOops

puter not in very good moods

Try very hard to get closer

Who knows it jump the hoops..

ooOOops !!

 

[cookiejar]

I once dated a girl named Cookie Jar
who liked to shag in the back of my car
she took one look at my dick
moaned something about a brick
and said "Wow! http://www.smily.at/smily/smily180.gif That's the biggest I've ever seen by far!!"

hehe.. http://www.smily.at/smily/smily252.gif

Rofl....that smiley smoking a cigarette.....that is so funny!!


cookie

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: Not mine

Mary had a little sheep.
With this sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Ooops! Mary had a little lamb!

And the lamb name Sam

whenever the CowBoy goes

She sure will follows...giggle**

Way up to the meadow

Sacrific her torso.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Not mine

Mary had a little sheep.
With this sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Ooops! Mary had a little lamb!

A sweet guy named Bashful tried to sleep
he laid in bed counting sheep
as the fence they did jump
he looked for one to hump
Miss Bo Peep said sheesh what a creep!





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