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Re: Kikimosa

cookiejar said:
Now the guys all want to take a peeky
at a lady so sweet named Kiki
she said you all have a look
then you will be on my hook
you see she really is quite sneaky!


:p :p

cookie:catroar:
That is so cute. Thanks Cookie.

There once was a maidian named Cookie
Who love when the boys would play hooky
She'd tease them and say
Won't you let me play
And that's when she get some nookie
 
a lady named kiki she was so sweet
with all the guys she was a treat
they loved when she flashed her pretty smile
and wished she'd stay for quite a while
now kiki's my friend this much is true
Kiki,let me say we all love you!!!

:kiss: :rose: x12
 
Re: Harmless Pig

cookiejar said:
Harmless Pig a guy so fine
on the women he loved to dine
so he took out a fork
that horny piece of pork
now the ladies...they all do pine!

:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:


Thank you, delicious morsel! Now one for you:

There was a hottie named cookie
from who all pig wanted was a lookie
and his hottest dream
was to taste cookie's cream
Now all he wants is nookie!
:rose: :kiss: :p
 
cookiejar said:
Now Dorothy she wanted to beckon
Ozme to do a little neckin'
the munchkins were hiding
to see some riding
as Dot said put it to heck in!

:p :p

cookie:catroar:

Heh heh! Thanks Cookie! :rose:

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When Ozme met that sweet Cookie,
His mind went to visions of nookie,
He began with the eating,
She needed no sweetning,
He showed her that he was no rookie!
 
LOL, I just read the Pig's post.

We are definitely on the same wavelength. :p

Cookie..... Just think of the possibilities........ :devil:
 
ozme52 said:
LOL, I just read the Pig's post.

We are definitely on the same wavelength. :p

Cookie..... Just think of the possibilities........ :devil:


Mmmmm, she does look tasty, doesn't she Oz?
 
Though Ozme did visit the farm less,
He liked the fine Pig they called Harmless,
They both enjoyed Cookie,
Her sweet little nookie,
They showed her they weren't quite charmless.
 
Re: Slick

cookiejar said:
Now Slick that hot horny dude
he is never trashy or lewd
he sweet talks them all
he gives them a call
problem is he's in the nude!

:p :p

cookie:catroar:


I got asked out on a date by CookieJar
She said "Nothing flash, just come as you are"
"A candle lit dinner will get us in the mood"
She took one look and said "Oh, you're nude"
"Sod the food, let's just shag in the car"

http://www.smily.at/smily/smily438.gif
 
Unregistered said:
where's cookiejar been all week?
this lady so pretty and meek;
i'm not getting enough!
(of my sugar frees (huff)
my supplier is clearly unique


Unregistered you sexy hot horndog
onto lit I will seriously log
with hot sugar-frees
you'll eat them with ease
if you wear glasses they'll fog!!


Sorry honey man...didn't see your post......kissssssssss


:p :p

cookie:catroar:
 
Re: Re: Kikimosa

kikmosa said:
That is so cute. Thanks Cookie.





There once was a maidian named Cookie
Who love when the boys would play hooky
She'd tease them and say
Won't you let me play
And that's when she get some nookie


{{{{{{Kiki}}}}}}}} :rose:

cookie:catroar:
 
Now Santa came down Dream's chimney to bring some toys
Instead what he left her brought her lots of joy
he said you'll get your present early this year
cause you're such a GOOd girl ,that much is clear
the present you get will put a smile on your face
you will be 'knockin boots' all over da place
Santa knows just how much 'He's 'been on your mind
so I give you a present of a very special kind
i've gift-wrapped Dracoa and sent him to you
So 2 weeks from today you best know what to do
be gentle and loving and treat him with care
Cause I know that this present cant wait to get there...

:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Harmless Pig

Harmless Pig said:
Thank you, delicious morsel! Now one for you:

There was a hottie named cookie
from who all pig wanted was a lookie
and his hottest dream
was to taste cookie's cream
Now all he wants is nookie!
:rose: :kiss: :p


Oooooo a delicious morsel! Btw like this av better.....we get to see that adorable face! :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
ozme52 said:
Heh heh! Thanks Cookie! :rose:

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When Ozme met that sweet Cookie,
His mind went to visions of nookie,
He began with the eating,
She needed no sweetning,
He showed her that he was no rookie!


hehehe....I bet you are no rookie!:devil:

cookie:catroar:
 
ozme52 said:
Though Ozme did visit the farm less,
He liked the fine Pig they called Harmless,
They both enjoyed Cookie,
Her sweet little nookie,
They showed her they weren't quite charmless.


You guys are so cute!!!! {{{{{{{{HP}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{OZ}}}}}}}


:p :p

cookie:catroar:
 
That hot tasty hunk name of Chilly
he was hot for a sweet little filly
he rode her all night
with all of his might
now he really has a sore willy!



:p :p

cookie:catroar:
 
Now Rosy a lady so cute
her own horn she liked to toot
the noise it was loud
and she drew a crowd
standing around in her birthday suit!


:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
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Now Dolphin he was true blue
his boat had an all lady crew
he climbed the crow's nest
he needed a rest
and it sure gave him a great view!!

:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
Babydoll that sweetheart she loves paint
when HP applies it...she does faint
he paints her with ease
that swine loves to tease
he certainly isn't a saint!

:p :p

cookie:catroar:
 
Re: Re: Re: Harmless Pig

cookiejar said:
Oooooo a delicious morsel! Btw like this av better.....we get to see that adorable face! :nana:

cookie:catroar:

PIG!!! I told you so! Oh you so owe me!!!!:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Harmless Pig

ozme52 said:
PIG!!! I told you so! Oh you so owe me!!!!:rolleyes:


OZ ....he looks so sweet and angelic.....boy are looks deceiving!!:devil:

cookie:catroar:
 
cookie

cookie cookie she so fine
all the men stood in a line
hoping they be the one she'd choose
but one after one they did lose
cookie frowned no stud to be found
then bear was seen walking around
cookie said my oh my oh my
how thats my kind of guy
she grabbed him by the ass
dragged him to the grass
when she cum
screamed hes my chum
declaring to all the rest
he's the very best
this man is mine all mine


:rose: :rose: :rose: :kiss: :heart:
 
rosy

rosy rosy what a lass
with dignity and class
but behind closed doors
she gave BD a lesson in lust of course
said come here big boy and give me ur best thrust
as he humped and pumped making her scream
she moaned and groaned give me ur cream
as she squeezed and spasmed
sending BD into a tantum
he shook and shook as his dick let go
and as he fall to the floor
she said i'm ready for more


hi rosy :rose: :rose: :rose: :kiss: :heart:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Harmless Pig

cookiejar said:
OZ ....he looks so sweet and angelic.....boy are looks deceiving!!:devil:

cookie:catroar:

Speaking of sweet looking............. That would be you cookie.


A limerick maven devine,
That Cookie's a sweet friend of mine,
Someday I might meet her
Someday I might meat her
Now wouldn't that be just devine.
 
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