Lit People Limericks

[rosylady]

Re: trying to get better

Good glanced askance down the bar
Rosy had opened her blouse somewhat far
If you knew what I'm thinkin
you'd quit your drinkin
And join me in back of my car

She winked at him slyly
and said somewhat shyly
I'm afraid we'd go way too far

Good smiled and he sighed
I've prodded and plyed
And promised you pleasures unknown
You tease and you taunt me
In my dreams you haunt me
and I arise with a pants full of wood

if you just let me demonstrate once
my talents, skills and endurance
It will be easy to see
what they all nicknamed me,
and the reason my name is still Good

LOL good, is there a secret message in there? Its great keep it up, you have no problems rhyming.

 

[rosylady]

Re: limericks

rosy hugs and kisses


sweetrosylady is her name
with her frienship she plays no games
if your lucky to get to her heart
you have a friend from the start
sweet rosy's a lady all the way


hugs and kisses rosy

so guy watch out and please dont give rosy
any yellow posie

Bear you are 100% a real sweety. Love ya and thank you for being a great friend.

 

[rosylady]

Re: For Rosy.........

Rosy, the sexy young fox,
Said "Dom, cum play with my box,
You can lick me and tease me,
Suck me and tongue me,
When I'm with you my world just rocks."


ROSY

LOL Thanks Dom babe, another great one.

 

[churchydom]

Re: mmm lol@ Dom

just for that baby ..

sexy Dom came to visit my house
and he didnt wanna play with my "mouse" (puter one)
we went straight to bed
and I gave him some head
and all he could stay was AROUSED

Mmmmmmm Dreamy Dreamer......*wink wink*


Dreamer, the woman from U.S.,
Said "Dom will you help me undress,
I've got a hairy wet snatch,
But wait here's the catch,
Your tool you must let me caress."

 

[churchydom]

Rofl......perfect....sounds like me!!



A postman named Dom liked to screw
he lined ladies up two by two
he said ....all you vamps
it's covered in stamps
cause of course the mail must go through!




cookie

Hahaha...brilliant Cookie......(((huggggssssss)))


Cookie, the sexy blonde vixen,
said "Dom there's something needs fixin',
I want you so bad,
Your tool drives me mad,
For sex come on let's get mixin'.

 

[baby blue]

LMAO...I am laughing so hard I am crying at this thread....Good work cookie!

 

[churchydom]

For Ladybird........

There's a bird from a land down under,
That leaves Dom in awe and some wonder,
Her breasts are devine,
Her body's so fine,
That leaves my heart beating like thunder.

 

[cookiejar]

For Golden Eyes


Her name is Miss Golden Eyes
she's wanted by all of the guys
she said it's reserved
for guys who are curved
and have more than 10 inches in size!




cookie

 

[good4u2]

To baby blue

A winsom lass from Texas
enjoying her internet access
cybered with joy
found a sex toy
got better at typing one handed

 

[Ladybird]

Re: For Ladybird........

There's a bird from a land down under,
That leaves Dom in awe and some wonder,
Her breasts are devine,
Her body's so fine,
That leaves my heart beating like thunder.

Dom, that's lovely..... thank you.

I didn't realise you had so much talent.. let's see if I can match you at least...

There's a honey around here named dom,
who's as cute as the day is long.
He fuels the fire
that feeds my desire,
to cover his bod with my tongue.

 

[kikmosa]

Re: Re: For Ladybird........

Dom, that's lovely..... thank you.

I didn't realise you had so much talent.. let's see if I can match you at least...

There's a honey around here named dom,
who's as cute as the day is long.
He fuels the fire
that feeds my desire,
to cover his bod with my tongue.

Now that is a sight that to see
An absolute delight it would be
If you don't care
I'd like to be there
To take pics to take home with me.

 

[alwaysawake]

Oh for the lovely thread starter, CJ,
Who loves so dearly to play,
She'll let it go far,
Tongue diving in her cookie jar,
Tasting the sweetness all day!

 

[biggbear8]

limerick

where is a lady nmaed bluedaisy
when i met her she drove me crazy
i wanted her so bad
but she always left leaving me sad
now were friends
till the end
so blue daisy let me drive you crazy

 

[Golden Eyes]

Very CUte Bigbear !

 

[good4u2]

These limericks are making me hard
I measure my response by the yard.
But I type words all day
About ways to play
With people who who think me a card.

Trixie and Rosy, CookieJar too
Kiki and Nsty, I’d all like to do
But life has its foibles
And troubles galore
My biggest is finding
Someone real to screw

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

even though i dont know you quite well
so maybe we should talk or go for a walk
along the beach as the waves begin to swell
making love to you and hearing u swoon
under a midinght moon
is a part of my schemes
i want to be in your dreams

 

[rosylady]

These limericks are making me hard
I measure my response by the yard.
But I type words all day
About ways to play
With people who who think me a card.

Trixie and Rosy, CookieJar too
Kiki and Nsty, I’d all like to do
But life has its foibles
And troubles galore
My biggest is finding
Someone real to screw

LOL good, gee I didn't know that.

 

[alwaysawake]

Then there is our sensuous, baby blue,
Whose av provides us with such a lovely view,
If her ass cheeks were stroked,
Or possibly even 'poked',
Whatever do you think she would do?

(Huggers bb)

 

[alwaysawake]

trixiefirecracker

Now for that Brit dynamite called trix,
Whose nipples deserve many tongue flicks,
Wonder how she would taste,
Not a drop would I waste,
Savoring the sweet/salty mix!

 

[alwaysawake]

What about the da_cats_pjs?
Whom I'd love to please in many ways,
Her body would ache,
From being 'always awake',
And being explored head-to-toe for days!

 

[churchydom]

Re: Re: For Ladybird........

Dom, that's lovely..... thank you.

I didn't realise you had so much talent.. let's see if I can match you at least...

There's a honey around here named dom,
who's as cute as the day is long.
He fuels the fire
that feeds my desire,
to cover his bod with my tongue.

Awwww thank you baby......(((hugggsssss))) and 's

Wow that really got me going......*wink wink*


There's a lady on Lit whose from Oz,
She's gorgeous, why?, just because,
She has me sold,
With her heart of gold,
Making love on the beaches of Kos.

 

[bashfull]

There was young lady named Myticcal
Whose sexual conquests became statistical.

For such an innocent lass,
She has quite an ass

And her escapades are most decidely non-Biblical!

 

[kikmosa]

There was youn lady named Myticcal
Whose sexual conquests became statistical.

For such an innocent lass,
She has quite an ass

And her escapades are most decidely non-Biblical!

Now Bashful was a young cowboy
Handsome and dashing, no plowboy
He can start
Many a heart
And the women all shout 'Now Boy'

 

[bashfull]

Now Bashful was a young cowboy
Handsome and dashing, no plowboy
He can start
Many a heart
And the women all shout 'Now Boy'

Darlin',
You've been known to cause a few to giddy up.

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: mmm lol@ Dom

Mmmmmmm Dreamy Dreamer......*wink wink*


Dreamer, the woman from U.S.,
Said "Dom will you help me undress,
I've got a hairy wet snatch,
But wait here's the catch,
Your tool you must let me caress."

_____________ mmmm
omg lo great one baby ,ty (((huggs))