Lit People Limericks

On Lit, I have many a great friend,
With which I hope never end,
I can't stay away,
It makes up my day,
Joy and smiles I must send.
 
Blue Dolphin said:

oh to run my licking lips
around those luscious tonitits
nip and bite
suck all nite
then slide between her hips


There was a man named Blue Dolphin
He made the women come 'often'
His tonque was silver...
It made the women shiver
Their lips do quiver
Quick call for the Dolphin
 
There once was a guy named SirHugs
On many a heart string he tugs
He makes the girls sigh
Sometimes they cry
But always there's smiles on their mugs
 
tonitits said:
There was a man named Blue Dolphin
He made the women come 'often'
His tonque was silver...
It made the women shiver
Their lips do quiver
Quick call for the Dolphin


Grinnin at Toni, nice one love
BD
 

Please call me dear sweet lady Cookie
lets go out the back for some nookie
bitng your nipples
cause orgasmic ripples
as we start to suckie and fuckie
 
Re: Tantalising Toni . . .

Don K Dyck said:
A tantalising spunk name of Tonitits,
Said, "SoBIG??? . . . I wonder if it fits?"
A squeeze . . . and a push
And then hubbahubba WHOOSH!!! . . .
As A-Spot and G-Spot it hits!!

:p :devil: :p

There was a devilish man name Don
With whom the ladies all grew fond
They wondered cross the pond
To roll like thunder .....
With the man from Downunder.


:devil: :kiss: :kiss: :rose:
 
alwaysawake said:
There once was a girl named tonitits,
Who aroused all the people on Lit..even the Brits.
When they viewed her form,
Everybody got 'warm',
And wanted to see if something fits...:D

To the Oregon Brat,
You are one cool cat...
Who loves to chat...
It will be so fine...
When you're mine all mine...
Come on you scaredy cat, do tell
don't run like a bat out of hell

:p :p :p :kiss: :kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
There is a guy named *AA* out there...
That comes on with such a flair...
He is cute and cuddlely...
A body that you would like to snugglely..
He is my friend for life..
so someday I might take that flight...
So watch out *AA* you big teddy bear..;) :kiss:
 
Rose

There was a raunchy lady named Rosy
On Romance she became quite cozy.

Setting passion afire
and raising desire

and flustered looking for words that rhyme with Rosy.
 
cookiejar said:
Bashful has sweet Rosy on fire
of his kisses she never will tire
when he kisses her lips
her heart pumps and trips
of this sweet man she won't tire!

:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:


LOL Cookie, thank you my friend. :heart: :rose: x12
 
TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
COOKIE U R SO SWEET
I LOVE U



TO MY DARLING SWEET ANGEL



:rose: :kiss: :heart: :rose: :devil: :p
 
To my two special friends, sexybrat and toni;
Who are both always straighforward and never phony;
You both deserve (and are) the best;
I don't say that in jest;
Your golden friendship can't be measured in money!
:D
 
a Limerick dedication To Dracoa

A dragon came to Lit one day
Looking for fun or so they say
He spied a Dream, and said "Come here"
"Let me take a look at you my dear'

Now Dream said Dragon,"just you wait'
I'm trapped behind this enchanted gate
The dragon weaved a Magic spell
the gate was gone ,the walls they fell

Dream quite surprised ,said"thank-you dear'
again the dragon said ,'Come here"
Dream came near Him so full of fear
The dragon said "My desires are clear"

I wish for you much happiness
I see your heart is truly blessed
A "piece" I want now just for Me
and Dream said,"Just a piece,?" Let's see.

You saved me and that much is true
It seems the least that I can do
Yes,in my heart you have a place
A *smile* grew on the dragon's face

Dream kissed Him softly on His lips
and then she swayed her sexy hips
The dragon watched her seductive charm
and then he took her by the arm

He said,"Fair Dream ,"Do you not know'?
Just how bad you tease me so..
Dream looked up at Him so innocently
and smiled at Him cause she could see

that in THIS dragon was a friend
that she would love without no end..



hope ya liked it babe ..:p :kiss: :devil: :kiss: :heart:
 
Bear came to Lit for a 3-way
he searched for 2 ladies all day
he saw sweet Rosylady
and Cookie so shady
now he spends his time making hay!

:p :p

cookie:catroar:
 
Robbie that Aussie with class
wanted a lady with sass
so he stood in the square
said "Take me" on a dare
now the ladies all cum en masse!

:nana: :nana:

cookie:catroar:
 
Cookie ,sweety you're so fine
the men they want you all the time
they come from near they come from far
they even strip right at your bar!!:kiss: :rose:
 
alwaysawake said:
To my two special friends, sexybrat and toni;
Who are both always straighforward and never phony;
You both deserve (and are) the best;
I don't say that in jest;
Your golden friendship can't be measured in money!
:D

AHH AA Thank you so much. You know YOU are the best that is why we love you so. :kiss: :heart:
 
tonitits said:
AHH AA Thank you so much. You know YOU are the best that is why we love you so. :kiss: :heart:


To the man known as AA
You really make my day
You are my Bratty Snuggle Bear
Do you know how much I care?
I hope to have you here
For my birthday in May!
 
for Raw

a sexy Aussie
His name is Raw
the sweetest guy
I ever saw
he came 1 day to meet His Cookie
cause he wanted to get a lil Nookie
they laughed and loved and talked and all
then Raw he left feeling rather *tall*


*hey i'm tired here what do ya want perfection? " lol
 
limerick

hugs and kisses for dream


this isnt a limerick but I owuld like tto send it to dream
a very sexy beautiful caring woman and my wonderful
friend .

Friendship
Friendship, a beautiful flowering plant
Nurtured in the soil of unrequired love.
By two that would smooth the path for the other.
Watered by attention, affection and devotion.

I open my heart and my soul, to you
the greatest friend I know,
Two individual souls marching in different
rhythm yetin harmony.

Growing and improving in every way.
With one common longing, each to find solace
In the pleasure of the other.
two friends being there for the other
no matter what the circumstances .

Then in the garden of selflessness
Perfect friendship flowers.
Love, the unfading blossom of pure friendship,
Born in the garden of love
Preserved in the chambers of the heart. :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
Re: limerick

biggbear8 said:
hugs and kisses for dream


this isnt a limerick but I owuld like tto send it to dream
a very sexy beautiful caring woman and my wonderful
friend .

Friendship
Friendship, a beautiful flowering plant
Nurtured in the soil of unrequired love.
By two that would smooth the path for the other.
Watered by attention, affection and devotion.

I open my heart and my soul, to you
the greatest friend I know,
Two individual souls marching in different
rhythm yetin harmony.

Growing and improving in every way.
With one common longing, each to find solace
In the pleasure of the other.
two friends being there for the other
no matter what the circumstances .

Then in the garden of selflessness
Perfect friendship flowers.
Love, the unfading blossom of pure friendship,
Born in the garden of love
Preserved in the chambers of the heart. :rose: :rose: :rose:
_____________

aww Bear I am crying now .. that was so so beautiful babe ..
thank-you so very very much (wipes the tears ):kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
I cherish your friendship
 
Dedicated to Biggbear8

Stay Strong

At times ,life's path seems filled with obstacles
that make the going rough, and we wish there were a smoother road,

for we feel we've had enough..
But,if we pause for just a moment, and remember who's on charge..
The hills that loom before us...
no longer seeem so large

And every rock before us , when we know we';re not Alone..
Becomes not another stumbling block,

But one more stepping stone.

Remember , a goal is but a *Dream*
with a realistic view..
it provides the motivation,for what you'll need to do
a purpose is but a blueprint to follow in your life
It'll get you where you want to go,
It'll pull you through the strife..
A failure is but a success, when you turn it all around
it'll give you the strength to get back up
when life's troubles knock you down

Stay strong sweet friend , and keep a smile on your face...
even when you're down and feeling blue..
because your strength will pull you through the trying times
and .."I believe in you*~stay strong~


** just for you babe

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
There's a guy on Lit called Bigbear,
Whose friendship I am honoured to share,
He's my buddy no lie,
Til the day I must die,
This lyric to him I declare.
 
1SexyLady is every mans dreams,
Her posts to me, make me beams,
With joy and with pride,
I feel like I died,
And ascended to heaven it seems.
 
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