Lit People Limericks

[~Dream~]

For ~Dream~


Sexy Dream's men all stood in a line
cause that lady... boy was she fine
they all stuck out their dicks
Dream's tongue gave them all licks
she said get lost you girls they're all mine!


Dream you selfish broad!! *giggling*






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ROFLMFAO@ Cookie ,yu are da bomb!!

Cookie cookie ,I declare
when You're around the men all stare
they want your pussy that is true
oh whats a poor girl sposed to do?

you let them look ,you let them touch
you want them all so very much
and you dont want just any guy
you want a man that'll make you *fly*

 

[tonitits]

There once was a girl named tonitits,
Who aroused all the people on Lit..even the Brits.
When they viewed her form,
Everybody got 'warm',
And wanted to see if something fits...

Thank you AA.... I like that!!! You sweet little devil you!

 

[Don K Dyck]

Tantalising Toni . . .

A tantalising spunk name of Tonitits,
Said, "SoBIG??? . . . I wonder if it fits?"
A squeeze . . . and a push
And then hubbahubba WHOOSH!!! . . .
As A-Spot and G-Spot it hits!!

 

[cookiejar]

For Badabing


Now Bada he is so sexy and sweet
he swept Cookie off of her feet
on the floor of his pub
she gave it a rub
now this Irishman sure has beat meat!





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[kikmosa]

Oh Don K was a handsome man
Who got as much as any man can
Then he met LB
Couldn't let her be
And so his butt she tanned

 

[Ladybird]

Re: Re: Re: For Ladybird........

Now that is a sight that to see
An absolute delight it would be
If you don't care
I'd like to be there
To take pics to take home with me.

Take all the pics that you need,
as I hungrily swallow Doms seed.
But come back for more
as I continue to explore
his body with lust and greed.

 

[Ladybird]

There once was a chickie named kiki,
who's passion was to lickie a dickie.
She'd gobble him down,
then say with a frown
"I wish they wouldn't cum so quickly!"

 

[~Dream~]

lmao@ lady

you are soo talented!! (((hugggs)

the lady they call Ladybird
is the sweetest lady
so pass the word
she's always there to help a friend
my love for her will never end...

 

[Ladybird]

Re: lmao@ lady

you are soo talented!! (((hugggs)

the lady they call Ladybird
is the sweetest lady
so pass the word
she's always there to help a friend
my love for her will never end...

For Dream the ultimate pleasure,
would be to cuddle her Master at leisure.
To drown in his kiss
is something she wouldn't miss,
cos she knows that he is a treasure.

 

[~Dream~]

TO Lady

no actually Dream is quite pissed
she thought that her Master she missed
she's finding he Dont understand
and will not guide her with His hand
he wants to stay on some damn soapbox
instead of being with me ,His little fox (lol)

Dream will roam the nite alone
till hopefully someone Sexy phones ??

 

[Ladybird]

LB thinks Don is delicious
and is glad he doesn't have a missus.
She wants to lick,
and suck his dick,
and whatever else he wishes!

 

[Don K Dyck]

Kinda Kinki Kiki

A sensuous woman named Kiki,
Said "Cum NOW!! -- I need a quickie,"
He pumped . . . and she moaned,
He thrust . . . and she groaned,
Then "aarrrgggghhhh!!" . . . and she's covered with sticky.

 

[cookiejar]

For Boneherhard


Bone that randy cum slut
liked the ladies to spank his cute butt
he said spank all day long
cause it hardens my dong
so I did...and it did....see it jut!!!








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[cookiejar]

For Skye in Silk


Now this is about lovely Skye
playing with a man's dick made her high
her hand was a flyin'
her guy he was sighin'
she just yelled....oh my dear let it fly!



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[cookiejar]

For Ukin



There was a hunky man named Ukin
who was skilled in the art of fukin
his dick could do tricks
was the king of all pricks
and it's also just right for sukin!!





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[cookiejar]

For middlestump


A wily stud name of stump
on ladies he loved to pump
he liked sugar frees
he liked a good tease
now stump found an all natural rump!!


*giggling* an inside joke







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[Don K Dyck]

Learn the ettiquette . . .

Hi Cookie, this one is for the new boy who has yet to learn the necessary Board etiquette . . . like RawHumour says for the General Board . . . that the Playground is for fun . . .

Congress passed a Bill called the Patriot
Democratic?? Oh what a lot of rot!!
Puts honest people in prison,
For no damn good reason,
Hate Americans?? . . . I certainly do NOT!!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Learn the ettiquette . . .

Hi Cookie, this one is for the new boy who has yet to learn the necessary Board etiquette . . . like RawHumour says for the General Board . . . that the Playground is for fun . . .

Congress passed a Bill called the Patriot
Democratic?? Oh what a lot of rot!!
Puts honest people in prison,
For no damn good reason,
Hate Americans?? . . . I certainly do NOT!!

Don sorry for that post.....yes this is for fun.....nothing remotely funny in that post , just offensive.




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[Guest]

now tell me how dearest cookiejar
i've come to love you from lands afar;
i can't wait for the day
when we're making hay
like the cybering rabbits we probably are

 

[cookiejar]

Unregistered you silver tongued devil
are you really on the level?
I'm hopping on over
laying in the clover
in your lovemaking I'll revel!



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[cookiejar]

*BUMP*........get at it people!!!!

 

[tonitits]

Re: Tantalising Toni . . .

A tantalising spunk name of Tonitits,
Said, "SoBIG??? . . . I wonder if it fits?"
A squeeze . . . and a push
And then hubbahubba WHOOSH!!! . . .
As A-Spot and G-Spot it hits!!

HEEHEE....give more Don, please!!!! When I wake up I will have to try to think of something cool for you guys! Ya'll are the best!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

oh to run my licking lips
around those luscious tonitits
nip and bite
suck all nite
then slide between her hips

 

[cookiejar]

Bashful has sweet Rosy on fire
of his kisses she never will tire
when he kisses her lips
her heart pumps and trips
of this sweet man she won't tire!



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[cookiejar]

BD spends his days sweet talking
has the ladies all running,not walking
he uses his mouth
and goes down south
cause he likes the ladies all stalking!



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