Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[Diosax]

So yall ran out of stories and myths already?

 

[water_moutina]

What does Que mean?

What

 

[water_moutina]

So yall ran out of stories and myths already?

* Takes in a big puff of weed. A wood splits in the bonfire. Leaves rustle in the soft breeze. A marshmallow gets roasted to a burn. A chocolatemells and slips from between two graham crackers. A wolf howls in the distance. But everyone's eyes and ears are glued to the speaker *
In the darkest shadows of lit, on the quietest of hours, a rumor is posted and quickly deleted. Only the brave ones or the foolish keep repeating it. I'll let you decide which one I am. The rumor says, that if you go to a forum on manage to be the last post for 13 threads in a row, then you'll magically receive a dick nestled between two hotdog buns with mustard on top in a squiggly line. If you count the tums on the mustard, it will be 1st digit of your phone number


But what do I know. After all, this is just a myth, right?

 

[Xerxes82]

So yall ran out of stories and myths already?

Clearly you need one of your own to add, Ms Dio.

 

[Diosax]

What

#bilingual

 

[Diosax]

Clearly you need one of your own to add, Ms Dio.

I'm too new to know any gossip! I mean myths

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm too new to know any gossip! I mean myths

Then go get into some mischief!

 

[Diosax]

Then go get into some mischief!

I'm sure no one wants to know about my mischief

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm sure no one wants to know about my mischief

*raises hand*

Would attend your mischief TedTalk.

 

[cascadiabound]

And then there's Ronster, the dude who created a female alt to catfish lesbian and bi-curious women. His alt reached out to me in my baby phase but I wasn't comfortable talking in PMs and so I dodged a bullet.

He was found to be a catfish and things blew up. Hearts were broken. Virtual punches were thrown. It was the first scandal I watched where I was personally involved in some way.

I remember him. I too was not comfortable with his initial chats. I too dodged a bullet there. There was a huge effort to out him and make his life miserable after he was found out. I vaguely recall some folks making alts just to torment him

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I think some Lit tales may be a bit too raw to discuss. Some are funny enough. Anyone remember DADDYLOVER3 who terrorized BDSM and Fetish (and I think the Lesbian threads in GBLT) for a couple of months with his semi-literate drivel. I still can't decide if he was a Bot or a human idiot.

Or TrustmeIamadoctor from AmPics and Fetish who delighted in pointing out that most people who post their own pics are not perfect specimens. He was downright nasty. I hunted that particular troll for a year on and off. I think he left on the format change.

The ones that end in people leaving Lit are (for the most part) just sad. It should never come to that. But it does all the time.

 

[Diosax]

I think some Lit tales may be a bit too raw to discuss. Some are funny enough. Anyone remember DADDYLOVER3 who terrorized BDSM and Fetish (and I think the Lesbian threads in GBLT) for a couple of months with his semi-literate drivel. I still can't decide if he was a Bot or a human idiot.

Or TrustmeIamadoctor from AmPics and Fetish who delighted in pointing out that most people who post their own pics are not perfect specimens. He was downright nasty. I hunted that particular troll for a year on and off. I think he left on the format change.

The ones that end in people leaving Lit are (for the most part) just sad. It should never come to that. But it does all the time.

One time I read somewhere (and this isn't the context or the way it was discussed and it might stirr shit up but oh well) that there is someone (and I hope it isn't you ) in AmPic who was found out to have been saving all the women's pictures and creating a library. But "he was doing it to be helpful so that's ok"

 

[Diosax]

Yeah. That happened. There was also a guy who had a “anonymous confessions” thread who would try and use them as blackmail when people emailed him.

So gross

I don't post in AmPic but that's the reason I won't even post in the show your face thread anymore.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think some Lit tales may be a bit too raw to discuss. Some are funny enough. Anyone remember DADDYLOVER3 who terrorized BDSM and Fetish (and I think the Lesbian threads in GBLT) for a couple of months with his semi-literate drivel. I still can't decide if he was a Bot or a human idiot.

Or TrustmeIamadoctor from AmPics and Fetish who delighted in pointing out that most people who post their own pics are not perfect specimens. He was downright nasty. I hunted that particular troll for a year on and off. I think he left on the format change.

The ones that end in people leaving Lit are (for the most part) just sad. It should never come to that. But it does all the time.

I remember trustmeiamadoctor. He was a real shit stain

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I think some Lit tales may be a bit too raw to discuss. Some are funny enough. Anyone remember DADDYLOVER3 who terrorized BDSM and Fetish (and I think the Lesbian threads in GBLT) for a couple of months with his semi-literate drivel. I still can't decide if he was a Bot or a human idiot.

Or TrustmeIamadoctor from AmPics and Fetish who delighted in pointing out that most people who post their own pics are not perfect specimens. He was downright nasty. I hunted that particular troll for a year on and off. I think he left on the format change.

The ones that end in people leaving Lit are (for the most part) just sad. It should never come to that. But it does all the time.

DADDYLOVR!! WE STILL TALK ABOUT HIM. //WITH NO MERCY!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One time I read somewhere (and this isn't the context or the way it was discussed and it might stirr shit up but oh well) that there is someone (and I hope it isn't you ) in AmPic who was found out to have been saving all the women's pictures and creating a library. But "he was doing it to be helpful so that's ok"

several men do that. some make videos and slideshows. worst is when they play them on huge tvs. my ass does not need a big screen, thank you. I prefer my ass on the small screen.

 

[mynameisben]

There's an urban myth circulating around that says I have a big cock.

I would like to dispel that myth once and for all. What I said was, "I have a Grandfather Clock."


Ben

 

[Xerxes82]

several men do that. some make videos and slideshows. worst is when they play them on huge tvs. my ass does not need a big screen, thank you. I prefer my ass on the small screen.

This is horrifying. Why are you saving somebody else's pics? That's just so not cool (unless you've asked and have permission, I suppose).

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

my ass does not need a big screen, thank you. I prefer my ass on the small screen.

Is there a flourishing film and TV industry for donkeys in Florida? Surely once you've done the scene with the entrance to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday the rôles for asses are a bit thin?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

One time I read somewhere (and this isn't the context or the way it was discussed and it might stirr shit up but oh well) that there is someone (and I hope it isn't you ) in AmPic who was found out to have been saving all the women's pictures and creating a library. But "he was doing it to be helpful so that's ok"

Yeah. That happened. There was also a guy who had a “anonymous confessions” thread who would try and use them as blackmail when people emailed him.

several men do that. some make videos and slideshows. worst is when they play them on huge tvs. my ass does not need a big screen, thank you. I prefer my ass on the small screen.

OK, for the record, NOT ME. I don't even normally keep PM tit pics, no matter how nice the rack. I have favourited a few IMGUR posts and DropBox posts but that means the owner still owns them. Some people leave their pics up for ages, some so briefly I generally miss them (face pics in BDSM for example). Cataloging them and making a slide show sounds kinda creepy.

One AmPics regular had her pics posted by someone on another site. When she asked him to remove them she was told (by a guy she thought was a "friend") once posted they were public property. Sad.

Now, Big Screens...why didn't I think of that? (I rarely think to go full screen, because as a wise woman has pointed out to me on several occasions, I tend to get "blinded by boobs")

 

[Xerxes82]

This thread makes me realize how incredibly small my corner of Lit really is. LOL.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This is horrifying. Why are you saving somebody else's pics? That's just so not cool (unless you've asked and have permission, I suppose).

I am just happy if they aren't downloading to upload elsewhere at this point. In my questioning, for science, I found the most common were those who download everything they thought would only be there temporarily, just in case they want to ogle it later, followed by those who want slideshows for hands free, click free viewing. the weren't sharing so did not find it a moral question. No one admitted downloading in order to upload to other sites, but I know it happens from time to time.

Is there a flourishing film and TV industry for donkeys in Florida? Surely once you've done the scene with the entrance to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday the rôles for asses are a bit thin?

don't question Florida entertainment. you'll get more than you bargained for.

OK, for the record, NOT ME. I don't even normally keep PM tit pics, no matter how nice the rack. I have favourited a few IMGUR posts and DropBox posts but that means the owner still owns them. Some people leave their pics up for ages, some so briefly I generally miss them (face pics in BDSM for example). Cataloging them and making a slide show sounds kinda creepy.

One AmPics regular had her pics posted by someone on another site. When she asked him to remove them she was told (by a guy she thought was a "friend") once posted they were public property. Sad.

Now, Big Screens...why didn't I think of that? (I rarely think to go full screen, because as a wise woman has pointed out to me on several occasions, I tend to get "blinded by boobs")

haha. yeah, over the years my bar has been lowered from the slide show is weird, to jesus, who needs to see that on a 60 inch screen.

and more that one have. I ran across an account on another site where someone who is actually a male ampic poster, or took pictures from this guy and claims to be him had uploaded many from ampics here. Though the vast majority where taken from dudepretendingtobeahotchick many accounts so not sure how to feel about dude who jacks photos from dude who jacked photos. At least he is pretending to be them I guess. mostly though I think the lesson is I should surf less porn.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I am just happy if they aren't downloading to upload elsewhere at this point. In my questioning, for science, I found the most common were those who download everything they thought would only be there temporarily, just in case they want to ogle it later, followed by those who want slideshows for hands free, click free viewing. the weren't sharing so did not find it a moral question. No one admitted downloading in order to upload to other sites, but I know it happens from time to time.

don't question Florida entertainment. you'll get more than you bargained for.


haha. yeah, over the years my bar has been lowered from the slide show is weird, to jesus, who needs to see that on a 60 inch screen. You

and more that one have. I ran across an account on another site where someone who is actually a male ampic poster, or took pictures from this guy and claims to be him had uploaded many from ampics here. Though the vast majority where taken from dudepretendingtobeahotchick many accounts so not sure how to feel about dude who jacks photos from dude who jacked photos. At least he is pretending to be them I guess. mostly though I think the lesson is I should surf less porn.

I do not understand the meaning of that last sentence.

From my travels through the Wide World of Smut, I have seen one particular AmPics poster on almost every porn site. She has been uninterested in knowing that.

But back on topic. I have been away from the PG for about 18 months. A lot of the forgoing is from way before that. What myths and rumiurs from the recent past need to be examined?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I do not understand the meaning of that last sentence.

From my travels through the Wide World of Smut, I have seen one particular AmPics poster on almost every porn site. She has been uninterested in knowing that.

But back on topic. I have been away from the PG for about 18 months. A lot of the forgoing is from way before that. What myths and rumiurs from the recent past need to be examined?

well, I think if I keep running into people on other porn sites, it might be too much porn.

And hell, I am the wrong person but will give it a go anyway. Most of my time in the PG is spent in the chaos thread. See long ago, the name was something like reaction whores and chaos, but on my phone, sometimes things are blurry, so I thought it said random whores and chaos, and I was all "I am a totally random whore and I love chaos" so now I bullshit in there most of the time. I ended up here as Diosax used to frequent there, but then there was random chaos and drama.

Anyway, so some people left..or not, some people came back...or not, some people troll, some people post things others don't like, some people e-bone other people...or not, some people are other people...or not, some people may be e-boning their alt...or not? Some guy named Grant something posted some kind of personal in the PG and it somehow became epic then disappeared, I never saw it. Some chick in ampics tried to get people to pay her rent, and apparently ampics chicks aren't supposed to charge. Not sure how my endgame of hypnotizing dudes via gifs to bring me or send me wine plays into that rule. an emoji may have been removed and it may be missed. and some people really suck at telling stories, not a myth, I am that people.

The End

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well, I think if I keep running into people on other porn sites, it might be too much porn.

And hell, I am the wrong person but will give it a go anyway. Most of my time in the PG is spent in the chaos thread. See long ago, the name was something like reaction whores and chaos, but on my phone, sometimes things are blurry, so I thought it said random whores and chaos, and I was all "I am a totally random whore and I love chaos" so now I bullshit in there most of the time. I ended up here as Diosax used to frequent there, but then there was random chaos and drama.

Anyway, so some people left..or not, some people came back...or not, some people troll, some people post things others don't like, some people e-bone other people...or not, some people are other people...or not, some people may be e-boning their alt...or not? Some guy named Grant something posted some kind of personal in the PG and it somehow became epic then disappeared, I never saw it. Some chick in ampics tried to get people to pay her rent, and apparently ampics chicks aren't supposed to charge. Not sure how my endgame of hypnotizing dudes via gifs to bring me or send me wine plays into that rule. an emoji may have been removed and it may be missed. and some people really suck at telling stories, not a myth, I am that people.

The End

You're up early. Chaos sounds like a fun place. Its on my todo list for tonight.

The trying to turn AmPics into a gateway for an Only Fans was odd, and I wasn't crazy about the whole thing.

You can try hypnotizing me, but Ontario wine is kinda an acquired taste.

I am off to do some woodworking. No, that is not a euphemism. I am cutting dadoes. Stop giggling. .I am routing deep V-grooves...oh crap. I am...nope, not gonna talk about my hardwood...