Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[AmberLGreen]

that doesn't surprise me. all sorts of torrid things happen in pms.

But only if your box is open

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

But only if your box is open

oh my box is always open since they stopped cock blocking me, and torrid things totally happen in there.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I thought Only Fan was for people with one fan.

I bought one from the shop some years ago, it’s pretty beat up now. Can I still join?

Brrrrr Ump bump ching!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

oh my box is always open since they stopped cock blocking me, and torrid things totally happen in there.

I have no words...

By the way, what is the meaning of thee disembodied purple and green penis emoji?

 

[hotoldrguy]

oh my box is always open since they stopped cock blocking me, and torrid things totally happen in there.

who is "they"?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

there is good torrid and bad torrid

good and bad is in the eye of the pm receiver.

I have no words...

By the way, what is the meaning of thee disembodied purple and green penis emoji?

they are hungry? or thirsty?

who is "they"?

The site admins. See, as the myth goes, on a Lit site long ago and far away, where there were no reaction buttons, they limited newer mailboxes to like 100 messages, thereby cockblocking the new girls. It was a conspiracy of mass proportion.

 

[hotoldrguy]

good and bad is in the eye of the pm receiver.

they are hungry? or thirsty?

The site admins. See, as the myth goes, on a Lit site long ago and far away, where there were no reaction buttons, they limited newer mailboxes to like 100 messages, thereby cockblocking the new girls. It was a conspiracy of mass proportion.

so that is why all those women never answered by PM's....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Who’s paying all this money to see these people on onlyfans?

So many dudes!
They want that girlfriend experience and are willing to hand over cash for it

 

[hotoldrguy]

can you still not get an AV until you have 100 posts?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So anyway, there are people here with insane amounts of money...they just don't advertise it

I've been surprised by this, too.

There's definitely a full spectrum of people in these parts for sure.

 

[Diosax]

I

I don’t get pulled into anything too salacious until after it’s already on the boards. I know when something big is going on, though, because I usually log in and see 1 or 2 reports (total from all three forums), but occasionally I log in and have a dozen or more and several PMs. I know it’s gonna be a doozy then, lol.

Privately I’m usually just pulled in to help delete something that was quoted (especially when photos are quoted - stop doing that) or to delete something from a closed thread, things folks can’t do themselves.

We have no control over the available emojis, lol.

I feel like collectively we need to step it up and give you something to share

yeah, that couple gets around lol.

Funny you know what couple I'm talking about

Pretty sure most credit Mo for that day, not you Apparently, not everyone appreciates his brand of humor.

Oh I know! It's just the behind scenes that became too much for me. I really needed to take a step back anyway. Have had really busy couple of weeks so it worked out for me.

oh excellent call...... on ToPleaseHim, though the sugardaddy one I am sure is fine too.

It really was a team effort! *high five

new myth, ToPleaseHim is a masochist? with secret magical emoji powers?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

He send me a (slightly insulting) PM because he thought I had been sending one of his nasty comments to an admin for removal. For once it wasn't me though.

Well I owe you a beer (do we have an emoji for that?)

YEP:

Anyways, that was likely ME. I went after him hard when he implied that people into rope bondage were twisted perverts...but not in a good way...then he attacked a bunch of women posters for not having perfectly formed perky breasts and apple-shaped bottoms...I got steamed, because I like real people who may have been around a while, lived a life or two (its not the years sweetheart, its the mileage).

 

[Diosax]

there is good torrid and bad torrid

Seems like you have some stories to share

I have no words...

By the way, what is the meaning of thee disembodied purple and green penis emoji?

I need a visual for this

The site admins. See, as the myth goes, on a Lit site long ago and far away, where there were no reaction buttons, they limited newer mailboxes to like 100 messages, thereby cockblocking the new girls. It was a conspiracy of mass proportion.

Nothing like the update to have the realization that I wasn't popular at all. It was just really easy to have a full inbox with a 100 msg limit.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Conspiracy! I grew up on lit in those Dark Ages.

indeed. it was a time of struggle and strife. many of us walked in not knowing about the fresh meat welcome wagon, that we could not show online, or even what kik was. Half the time you went to hit send, you found your box was full again. it was a conspiracy

I feel like collectively we need to step it up and give you something to share

Funny you know what couple I'm talking about

let me know if you need a hand. and yeah, I think there may be a few of us that consume too much porn.

Well I owe you a beer (do we have an emoji for that?)

YEP:

Anyways, that was likely ME. I went after him hard when he implied that people into rope bondage were twisted perverts...but not in a good way...then he attacked a bunch of women posters for not having perfectly formed perky breasts and apple-shaped bottoms...I got steamed, because I like real people who may have been around a while, lived a life or two (its not the years sweetheart, its the mileage).

I missed him, but got to review. he seemed oh so nice lol. glad I missed it. I am sure I'd have won him over.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Seems like you have some stories to share

I need a visual for this

Nothing like the update to have the realization that I wasn't popular at all. It was just really easy to have a full inbox with a 100 msg limit.

I might have a couple. and it was the female sounding name showing online and new lol. a couple of the messages were actually advice to change me name. it is the same guys that scour the personal mostly, if you want to know.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Shoot. I have over a hundred and STILL can’t get an AV approved.

keep trying and you will be a real litster one day.

 

[Diosax]

Shoot. I have over a hundred and STILL can’t get an AV approved.

I don't even want to know what AV you're submitting for approval. Obviously they're even inappropriate for Lit *shakes head

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Shoot. I have over a hundred and STILL can’t get an AV approved.

It can take up to a month these days...

I got stuck with this one after I posted it as a joke.

 

[Diosax]

You

You know me so well. Im that kind of ultra deviant. Cockatar avatar!

That was redundant. Cockatar suffices.

 

[hotoldrguy]

It can take up to a month these days...

I got stuck with this one after I posted it as a joke.

The last change I made, only took a day.

 

[Diosax]

I might have a couple. and it was the female sounding name showing online and new lol. a couple of the messages were actually advice to change me name. it is the same guys that scour the personal mostly, if you want to know.

Of course I wanna know, I created a whole thread for it

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The last change I made, only took a day.

Did you give Laurel a castle or something?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Did you give Laurel a castle or something?

This was in the last week or so. Maybe it has just gotten better

 

[Diosax]

Did you give Laurel a castle or something?

He sent her nudes

 

[hotoldrguy]

He sent her nudes

and she still changed it for me