Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[AmberLGreen]

my box is open...just sayin

That is what I normally say

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Now that really  is a fantasy. Out for a walk in the woods and coming across Amber's open box.

 

[_Ritch_]

You should see my private chat, that collar would be steaming

Oh all the girls promise me that but it rarely happens!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is that because you would be giving your opinion on a porn site and potentially be seen as besmirching your employer's reputation, or because you would be giving your personal opinion on matters relating to your employer's work in a conflict of interest kind of way?

And I read that as e-veg, and you've reminded me to change the Ocado order.

The latter of the two.

I hope your Ocado order turns out better than my Tesco one. A lot of refrigerated and frozen things not available due to them not being able to handle the heat!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Wait, you’re not a dude?!?

How could anyone think ‘Diosax’ was a dude? Also I thought you died.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

There are certain topics that Come up on Lit that I cannot get involved in because of the work I do. If I were to give opinion on some things, that would bother my employer more than me touting my e-vag out to all and sundry

Your employer sounds on the draconian side, but I'm sure there are reasons.

That's not considered at all  draconian in many professional and financial occupations. I have had previous employment where the terms and conditions allowed me to engage in public lectures on astronomy or programming, but not about the tools of mathematical analysis.

 

[Diosax]

Wait, you’re not a dude?!?

Oops! Sorry for all the dick pics i sent you i borrowed them from google images.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oops! Sorry for all the dick pics i sent you i borrowed them from google images.

and I thought you were using the ones I sent you....

 

[Diosax]

and I thought you were using the ones I sent you....

I'm a little offended you think I'd be so careless on my catfishing. Whether ppl think I'm a dude or a woman I'd hope everyone knows I'm latino...so obviously I'm not gonna use a white man's cock.


Disclaimer, there are white Latinos.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Yeah, me too. Especially the bits about how to factorise huge semiprimes almost instantaneously...

It was proprietary techniques for tracking trends in financial futures, actually.

 

[hotoldrguy]

there are plenty of stories about men coming to Lit and pretending to be women. Are there any myths about women coming to Lit and pretending to be men?

 

[cuppatea]

Why would anyone pretend to be a man?

 

[Tallulah82]

Why would anyone pretend to be a man?

I'm a man. It's fun. I get to look at my dick all day and slap it on things.

 

[cuppatea]

I'm a man. It's fun. I get to look at my dick all day and slap it on things.

You typed that with your dick.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm a man. It's fun. I get to look at my dick all day and slap it on things.

Do you need a partner in crime?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you need a partner in crime?

You typed that with your dick.

Fucking A.

(that means, fuck yeah, just in case you didn't know).

 

[cuppatea]

Fucking A.

(that means, fuck yeah, just in case you didn't know).

You did what to the A key? Did it get stuck down the old chap?

 

[jason28053]

Fucking A.

(that means, fuck yeah, just in case you didn't know).

You Brits!

 

[Diosax]

there are plenty of stories about men coming to Lit and pretending to be women. Are there any myths about women coming to Lit and pretending to be men?

I highly doubt it lol

 

[Diosax]

I am, in fact, a woman. It’s why I keep asking for those dick pics.

Plot twist!

Also, I doubt it too. I can’t think of any reason a woman would find it advantageous to pretend to be a man on here.

Yep. Why would we, i mean them, want to pretend to be such disliked individuals.

But it would disprove the incels who claim there aren't women here to talk to

 

[Diosax]

Yes, the incels are quite rational and willing to listen to contrary opinion and often change their own opinion in the face of evidence.

Newsflash:

The incels have a new argument as to why they aren't getting any e-pussy: they claim they cannot find women to talk to because the women are pretending to be dudes

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

there are plenty of stories about men coming to Lit and pretending to be women. Are there any myths about women coming to Lit and pretending to be men?

I have no doubt there are some, but they are most likely not looking for that kind of interaction. They are likely authors. Though I still want to try lit as a man, for science lol.

Why would anyone pretend to be a man?

lol Well, They are an author in a more taboo area and want less hate mail. They are an author who doesn't want to get hit on.
I really want to, for science. I want to see if it is as difficult as men lead me to believe. I want to know how many messages before a response. Ok and maybe I want to see if I have a better Man pm pickup game then men lol. I am not going to, of course, but I do want to for like a week.

 

[Dribble]

Newsflash:

The incels have a new argument as to why they aren't getting any e-pussy: they claim they cannot find women to talk to because the women are pretending to be dudes

Well to their credit...that does sound better than the women are wanting more than 2 cans of corn.

Yes...there is a story here.

Vetteman (aka RightGuide) bragged about buying pussy when he was in Vietnam for a can of corn. It bothers him women expect more today. He talked about it for pages before he realized we were really laughing at him.

 

[Diosax]

Well to their credit...that does sound better than the women are wanting more than 2 cans of corn.

Yes...there is a story here.

Vetteman (aka RightGuide) bragged about buying pussy when he was in Vietnam for a can of corn. It bothers him women expect more today. He talked about it for pages before he realized we were really laughing at him.

I hope he isn't a financial advisor. He isn't even accounting for inflation!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I feel pretty much the same. Nobody cares about whether I am on an adult site. My close friends and family know. My employer wouldn’t care because I am not damaging their reputation. There are certain topics that Come up on Lit that I cannot get involved in because of the work I do. If I were to give opinion on some things, that would bother my employer more than me touting my e-vag out to all and sundry

indeed, If I flashed a few lines of my programming code, I'd have an issue. My tits, doubt they care. I don't think it is like what it was 20 years ago, even 10 years ago.