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I need a translation

can someone translate, please?

This message contains feedback for: meg1
About the submission: Eirin Ch. 06
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Ja nee. Uiteindelik Meg1.
 
can someone translate, please?

This message contains feedback for: meg1
About the submission: Eirin Ch. 06
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Ja nee. Uiteindelik Meg1.

I think he's in love. Something about being tongue tied, I think.
 
well, i picked the wrong thread then....damn, he didn't leave his name ;)
 
well, i picked the wrong thread then....damn, he didn't leave his name ;)

Yeah, if that's your best worst public feedback, you're doing way too well to appear in this thread.

Because he looooooooves you.
He wants to kiiiiiiiss you.

Meg and foreign guy, sittin' in a tree . . .

Sorry. One of those days. :D
 
Yeah, if that's your best worst public feedback, you're doing way too well to appear in this thread.

Because he looooooooves you.
He wants to kiiiiiiiss you.

Meg and foreign guy, sittin' in a tree . . .

Sorry. One of those days. :D

Oh great wise ones, can you identify that language? I was wondering... it's not one I can identify: I know its not: Italian, French, Spanish, German, Latin....

just curious. :cattail:
 
Yeah, if that's your best worst public feedback, you're doing way too well to appear in this thread.

Because he looooooooves you.
He wants to kiiiiiiiss you.

Meg and foreign guy, sittin' in a tree . . .

Sorry. One of those days. :D

how can i sit in a tree kissing him if he didn't leave his name?

Go ahead have that day....it's friday after all, good day for it

Oh great wise ones, can you identify that language? I was wondering... it's not one I can identify: I know its not: Italian, French, Spanish, German, Latin....

just curious. :cattail:

it's not german, dutch, portuguese, spanish, italian, russian, japanese, korean, chinese....i can't remember what else i put it through in the online translator. the first set of words came up as different translations based on the language, and the last word never did come up at all. that's why i came here. i guess i could go and find out which languages lit has translated it's stories into and try those, but i think i already went through those. :confused:
 
Translation

Meg1

— Try Afrikans, the South African version of Dutch, but slightly differs. Don't speak it, but have been there, and it looks like a possibility
 
how can i sit in a tree kissing him if he didn't leave his name?

Go ahead have that day....it's friday after all, good day for it



it's not german, dutch, portuguese, spanish, italian, russian, japanese, korean, chinese....i can't remember what else i put it through in the online translator. the first set of words came up as different translations based on the language, and the last word never did come up at all. that's why i came here. i guess i could go and find out which languages lit has translated it's stories into and try those, but i think i already went through those. :confused:

Something Scandinavian or Icelandic maybe(?)
 
well, i picked the wrong thread then....damn, he didn't leave his name ;)

Oh great wise ones, can you identify that language? I was wondering... it's not one I can identify: I know its not: Italian, French, Spanish, German, Latin....

just curious. :cattail:

I try to write exclusively in English. Was it the extra vowels that threw you off? I'm going to have to try to cut down on that.

Oh, the other guy. According to Babylon.com, "uiteindelik" is Afrikaans for "at last, ultimately, finally." "Ja nee" is that really annoying musician who shows up on PBS. Does this help?
 
well, that certainly makes more sense than the "yes,no. end ****" i got from dictionary.com
 
I try to write exclusively in English. Was it the extra vowels that threw you off? I'm going to have to try to cut down on that.

Oh, the other guy. According to Babylon.com, "uiteindelik" is Afrikaans for "at last, ultimately, finally." "Ja nee" is that really annoying musician who shows up on PBS. Does this help?

:rolleyes: My my. You ARE feeling frisky today.


Oh... you mean the guy who plays panflute? :cattail:
 
i got that from Dutch, and the "****" was the last word, which i couldn't spell, so i got:

Dutch: Ja nee. Uiteindelik Meg1.

English: Yes no. end uiteindelik Meg1

it was "uiteindelik" that i couldn't get a translation for.

But "finally the end", does make perfect sense, because that was the last chapter.

and alas, there will be no kissing in the tree after all
 
I just got a wonderful, thought-provoking comment. For your reading enjoyment, here it is:

This message contains feedback for: MzDeviancy
About the submission: Lost in Arabia
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous
Comments: Stories such as yours strengthens my detesting of muslims, and arabs in particular. They are homicidal sub-human scum. Women are house pets, or livestock to breed with. You may have already forgotten, 9-11, 6-6, Madrid, Bali ... I wont.Your "piece" is vile, sexist, racist, & lacking in common humanity. And yet this kind of behaviour goes on in the middle east. (I've seen classified military reports confirming this)I suspect you are one of them.
 
?

Anonymous feedback I received this morning:


"Who would want to go to bed with you anyway, Do Do Head. Why don't you make your comments at the bottom of the story so other people can read them. Are you always so up tight and inconsiderate?

Probably, huh?"

It doesn't say what this is in reference to. I did the New Poem Review today. Could they be talking about my review? If so, they certainly don't understand the concept of a poetry review. I guess I shouldn't expect more from anyone who calls me a "Do Do Head."

-Sheila
 
Anonymous feedback I received this morning:


"Who would want to go to bed with you anyway, Do Do Head. Why don't you make your comments at the bottom of the story so other people can read them. Are you always so up tight and inconsiderate?

Probably, huh?"

It doesn't say what this is in reference to. I did the New Poem Review today. Could they be talking about my review? If so, they certainly don't understand the concept of a poetry review. I guess I shouldn't expect more from anyone who calls me a "Do Do Head."

-Sheila

You could wear a Do Do rag and nobody would know. . .
 
Damn, I never get comments like that.

Mind you, that could be because my combined total of views for everything I've written this year is 11500.
 
Thought you might like this little debate sparked by my story,

“Joan Wantonly Wants Him to Want Her.”

just another idiot stupid wimp writer
05/13/07 By: Anonymous
whore wife...nothing tell about hubby...and you call this a storie...hmm, why???? where s the storie????? im sorry i lost my time reading your stupidities...sorry, have to vomit, plssssss dont write anymore

Great story and just another idiot reviewer
05/13/07 By: Anonymous in USA
Keep up the great writing and ignore the morons. As for the first reviewer, if you don't like these types of stories stop reading them and stop reviewing them. You obviously aren't mature enough to be on this site, have no imagination and aren't impressing anyone with your rants against authors. Grow up and get a real life.

To The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer
05/13/07 By: Anonymous
<p>Get a life, dummy. Unfavorable comments are allowed. Only in your communist or socialist mind are people not allowed to say they don't like something. If you think you have any power, use it. Until Literotica says we can't criticize, we will do it while you salute the Nazi flag. </p>

<p>Writer needs to get a better editor. I only read the first few lines and figured out no one involved with this knows grammar or punctuation.</p>

<p>"...the tall man that had spirited me...</p> Read that line and almost puked.

<p>Should be "...the tall man who had spirited me..."</p>

<p>Writer could also have refrained from using past perfect tense, and editor should have pointed that out. Lousy, flowery, formal words all thrown together do not make a total story. Bad writing and bad editing. Very poor effort on part of both.</p>

<p>From that line above, I knew the rest of the story wasn't worth actually reading so I didn't. I just vote the lowest possible scores and pass on, until I see crappy criticism of other commenters. Now I have to comment. Idiot commenter trying to keep others from having free speech. Get a life dummy.</p>

To The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer
05/14/07 By: Anonymous
To The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer. Didn't your mother ever tell you that if can't say nothing nice then shut the fuck up! Go be all negative somewhere else...like China - you puritan morons!

everybody a moron or a idiot if they disagree
05/14/07 By: Anonymous in usa
people are fighting in the army everyday for your right to say what you please.so people disagree that their right.calling people names for disagreeing with you, those are what kind of people,american.
 
Don't you just love it when people get ridiculous? :D

To the idiot reviewer, reviewing the idiot reviewer, who reviewed yet another idiot reviewer...

...

...

Never mind.

Didn't read your story Showher, but your feedback is hillarious! :kiss:
 
Thought you might like this little debate sparked by my story,

“Joan Wantonly Wants Him to Want Her.”

just another idiot stupid wimp writer
05/13/07 By: Anonymous
whore wife...nothing tell about hubby...and you call this a storie...hmm, why???? where s the storie????? im sorry i lost my time reading your stupidities...sorry, have to vomit, plssssss dont write anymore

Great story and just another idiot reviewer
05/13/07 By: Anonymous in USA
Keep up the great writing and ignore the morons. As for the first reviewer, if you don't like these types of stories stop reading them and stop reviewing them. You obviously aren't mature enough to be on this site, have no imagination and aren't impressing anyone with your rants against authors. Grow up and get a real life.

To The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer
05/13/07 By: Anonymous
<p>Get a life, dummy. Unfavorable comments are allowed. Only in your communist or socialist mind are people not allowed to say they don't like something. If you think you have any power, use it. Until Literotica says we can't criticize, we will do it while you salute the Nazi flag. </p>

<p>Writer needs to get a better editor. I only read the first few lines and figured out no one involved with this knows grammar or punctuation.</p>

<p>"...the tall man that had spirited me...</p> Read that line and almost puked.

<p>Should be "...the tall man who had spirited me..."</p>

<p>Writer could also have refrained from using past perfect tense, and editor should have pointed that out. Lousy, flowery, formal words all thrown together do not make a total story. Bad writing and bad editing. Very poor effort on part of both.</p>

<p>From that line above, I knew the rest of the story wasn't worth actually reading so I didn't. I just vote the lowest possible scores and pass on, until I see crappy criticism of other commenters. Now I have to comment. Idiot commenter trying to keep others from having free speech. Get a life dummy.</p>

To The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer
05/14/07 By: Anonymous
To The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer Reviewing The Idiot Reviewer. Didn't your mother ever tell you that if can't say nothing nice then shut the fuck up! Go be all negative somewhere else...like China - you puritan morons!

everybody a moron or a idiot if they disagree
05/14/07 By: Anonymous in usa
people are fighting in the army everyday for your right to say what you please.so people disagree that their right.calling people names for disagreeing with you, those are what kind of people,american.

Show off.

(Should that have a hyphon or something??? Where's 'Anonymous' when you need him...)
 
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