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[SweetWitch]

I've owned you ever since the SweetWitch-Marshalien Feud Settlement Short Story Writing Contest. My recollection is that I won the popular vote, while you won the Jenny_Jackson vote. Which, with $1.85, will get you a "Grande" cup of coffee.

I don't drink coffee. Show's what you know.

 

[MarshAlien]

I don't drink coffee. Show's what you know.

I'm properly chastened. So you're a completely natural maniac, huh?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm properly chastened. So you're a completely natural maniac, huh?

Why, yes, darling. I'm surprised you hadn't figured that out by now.

 

[KarennaC]

Marsh, thanks for the welcome. I found that particular piece of trolldom amusing, but I wouldn't want a lot more of it. Though I did get another bit apparently from the same person; at least, the little < p > marks were present at the ends of the paragraphs again. I deleted that one.

Gnome, ah, that makes sense!

 

[Varian P]

My most amusing comment so far from my Earth Day contest entry, which went up this morning:

Score: 0
Sorry, the story was amazing. The writing eloquent and well planned. But the [plot twist] fucked the story and made it feel dirty and common. I had a feeling [the plot twist would happen] from the start, and you didn't (well you did) dissapoint me. I had to give a zero only because I was so let down. Funnily enough, I would have given you full marks othrewise...

Wow!? Dirty and common? In the incest category? Really? Sorry I messed that up.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

My most amusing comment so far from my Earth Day contest entry, which went up this morning:

Score: 0
Sorry, the story was amazing. The writing eloquent and well planned. But the [plot twist] fucked the story and made it feel dirty and common. I had a feeling [the plot twist would happen] from the start, and you didn't (well you did) dissapoint me. I had to give a zero only because I was so let down. Funnily enough, I would have given you full marks othrewise...

Wow!? Dirty and common? In the incest category? Really? Sorry I messed that up.

Don't feel bad, Varian. My Earth Day story is a total winner. I have insulted 8 or 10 readers. That makes is soooooo happy.

 

[Varian P]

Don't feel bad, Varian. My Earth Day story is a total winner. I have insulted 8 or 10 readers. That makes is soooooo happy.

Let's make a pact to alienate at least ten more readers each before the day is out.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Let's make a pact to alienate at least ten more readers each before the day is out.

Not a problem. I've already obviously pissed off a few more


Can't people get it through their thick heads that I don't write "And they lived happily ever after" shit?

 

[wanderwonder]

What the hell

I just had a reader cheerfully suggest that I'm an alt for naradragonfly. Really? An alt? To be or not to be offended that I'm not original enough to stand on my own…Meh.

 

[freshface]

I just had a reader cheerfully suggest that I'm an alt for naradragonfly. Really? An alt? To be or not to be offended that I'm not original enough to stand on my own…Meh.

Well, at least naradragonfly appears to be a popular author. You could have been confused with someone who can't string two sentences together...

 

[Daniellekitten]

I couldn't believe this when I read it...

All

Your srories will be marked down by several,not because we think they are bad,in fact they are very good.But remember the saying ,you can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time ,but you cannot fool all the people all of the time.No we are nothing to do with BFW.in fact we think he is a stupid as you.

Submission Title: Unusual Circumstances Ch. 06
Category: Novels and Novellas
Author: Daniellekitten
Comment By: Anonymous
Submission Has: 5 Comment(s)

Could someone tell me what that means?

 

[TxRad]

I couldn't believe this when I read it...

Could someone tell me what that means?

The way I read it, ya might want to get out your flack jacket and hardhat because it sounds like a troll bombing coming your way. You might send that little missive to the powers that be so they can be on the lookout. Maybe, they'll catch themselves a troll.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Sending anything to the powers that be has never done me any good. Oh hell, let them troll me, because at least then, others will be safe.

 

[sr71plt]

Sending anything to the powers that be has never done me any good. Oh hell, let them troll me, because at least then, others will be safe.

I don't think that's how trolling works. I'm sure they have enough mischief to spread around. Sounds more like someone who's just tired of the DK-Boston act and has decided to take it out on your stories (which, yes, is troll activity, I think).

 

[Daniellekitten]

I haven't been part of any act with Bfw. I saw his thread in the ah and decided that tact meant discretion and I would just stay out of any bs he threw my way, him or anyone else for that matter. This though, well, I guess I should just find it funny and shrug my shoulders. I'm not here for the scores anymore, though I won't turn them off. The red h's that everyone is up in the air about are nice to have. So, let them troll, I'll live through it. I just thought the comment was a little strange.

 

[sr71plt]

I haven't been part of any act with Bfw. I saw his thread in the ah and decided that tact meant discretion and I would just stay out of any bs he threw my way, him or anyone else for that matter. This though, well, I guess I should just find it funny and shrug my shoulders. I'm not here for the scores anymore, though I won't turn them off. The red h's that everyone is up in the air about are nice to have. So, let them troll, I'll live through it. I just thought the comment was a little strange.

Uh, huh. Sure. OK.

 

[MarshAlien]

I couldn't believe this when I read it...

Could someone tell me what that means?

Perhaps your "srories" aren't properly punctuated. In this commenter's world, neither commas nor periods require spaces after them.

Trolls should be required to explain themselves if their comments have nothing to do with the story. Excuse me, the srory. For example, they may not like somebody else's comment:

I gave you a 4 for the story but...
03/28/08 By: scouries in the sands of south beach
...a big fat zero for the comment by tickledpink. I've begged you three, please, give the rest of us a break. Okay, it was funny the first time, all this goo goo, lovey dovey baby talk between you guys. But enough. It's killing me. Keep it for when you're home together- not here on LITEROTICA. PLEASE...PLEASE...PLEASE...

Of course, the 0 is the one that showed up, LOL.

 

[Guest]

I couldn't believe this when I read it...

Could someone tell me what that means?

I think it's the next generation of fortune cookies.

I tried adding "...in bed." to the end of each sentence. It made perfect sense, except for the last one:

Your srories will be marked down by several,not because we think they are bad,in fact they are very good (in bed).But remember the saying ,you can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time ,but you cannot fool all the people all of the time (in bed).No we are nothing to do with BFW (in bed).in fact we think he is a stupid as you.

 

[Guest]

I think it's the next generation of fortune cookies.

I tried adding "...in bed." to the end of each sentence. It made perfect sense, except for the last one:

Your srories will be marked down by several,not because we think they are bad,in fact they are very good (in bed).But remember the saying ,you can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time ,but you cannot fool all the people all of the time (in bed).No we are nothing to do with BFW (in bed).in fact we think he is a stupid as you.

Excellent suggestion!

 

[caprine]

reader interruptus

delete messege from the thread

 

[tali]

I just had to laugh at the heading on the one comment I've received (I don't have many stories, and don't post much here, so I'm a quiet sort):

wow u need meds​

I didn't think it was that strange...

 

[Daniellekitten]

Here we go again...some people need to let things go...

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If I were you I would really watch your arse?????

 

[SweetWitch]

Here we go again...some people need to let things go...

Is this someone threatening you or someone who admires your ass?

 

[evanslily]

Love the story, hate her name
06/26/08 By: Anonymous in USA
You've got a great story, but her name is driving me nuts. Did you mean her name to sound like Lizzy Borden?

Lizzy Borden took and axe and gave her father forty wacks.
when she saw what she had done, she gave her mother forty-one.

I'm not sure about the middle line, but I know its based on a real murder, sometime around the turn of the 20th century in America.
All that aside, its a great story and I cant wait for the next chapter.

Er, right. I apologise for my shameful lack of knowledge about American history - but I'm English and I've never heard of her - so in order to answer your question, no I didn't mean for her name to sound like Lizzy Borden.

And to be honest - I really don't think it does... Her name is Melissa Barton.

Thanks - er -anyway...

 

[Guest]

c'mon guys and girls...

....this is getting out of hand. Surely a group of so called writers (and the smartest ones on LITEROTICA in their opinion) can do better than this.

You're embarrassing yourselves...

Oh sarahhhahah

06/29/08 by Anonymous

Since you are planning to write (pun intended) a story in every category, do not forget about the Chain Story category. You and BOSTONSHITWRITER and Scurvies should do a Chain Story entitled "My Life as a Living Literary Abortion."

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