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[Darkniciad]

....this is getting out of hand. Surely a group of so called writers (and the smartest ones on LITEROTICA in their opinion) can do better than this.

You're embarrassing yourselves...

Oh sarahhhahah

06/29/08 by Anonymous

Since you are planning to write (pun intended) a story in every category, do not forget about the Chain Story category. You and BOSTONSHITWRITER and Scurvies should do a Chain Story entitled "My Life as a Living Literary Abortion."

One of the few times I'll agree with you, scouries. ( Sorry, I'm not going to address an inflatable secretary as if she's real. You'll just have to pretend I did ) Posting garbage like this on the public comment boards is ridiculous. It has nothing to do with the story, and has no place there.

Of course, the closing note of the story is the same sort of forum sniping. Doesn't make the comments right, but it does add a "duh?" factor to taking offense when outraged fans of those sniped at respond in kind.

 

[WritingKnight]

One of the few times I'll agree with you, scouries. ( Sorry, I'm not going to address an inflatable secretary as if she's real. You'll just have to pretend I did ) Posting garbage like this on the public comment boards is ridiculous. It has nothing to do with the story, and has no place there.

Of course, the closing note of the story is the same sort of forum sniping. Doesn't make the comments right, but it does add a "duh?" factor to taking offense when outraged fans of those sniped at respond in kind.

Hi All,

I'm a new author to the site with only one story so far (with only 10 feedback messages) and I thought I'd share the funniest comment I've seen so far (in all my years of scribbling).

Gave Up!
06/03/08 By: Anonymous in USA
I gave up half way through page 1. Why doesn't Charlie go home and mind his own business. He couldn't keep his own wife, so what gives him the balls to tell his brother how to manage his mrriage?
the Ct. Yankee

It's obvious this person didn't understand what was written. First of all, Charlie wasn't married to Brenda, and second, he lost her (which is clearly stated) because of excessive drinking and lack of attention (due also, to said drinking). Maybe I struck a nerve? I don't know, but I thought it was funny.

Thanks to everyone who's read my story, whetehr you voted, added feedback, or just read it. It is GREATLY appreciated!

WritingKnight

 

[MarshAlien]

Hi All,

I'm a new author to the site with only one story so far (with only 10 feedback messages) and I thought I'd share the funniest comment I've seen so far (in all my years of scribbling).

Gave Up!
06/03/08 By: Anonymous in USA
I gave up half way through page 1. Why doesn't Charlie go home and mind his own business. He couldn't keep his own wife, so what gives him the balls to tell his brother how to manage his mrriage?
the Ct. Yankee

It's obvious this person didn't understand what was written. First of all, Charlie wasn't married to Brenda, and second, he lost her (which is clearly stated) because of excessive drinking and lack of attention (due also, to said drinking). Maybe I struck a nerve? I don't know, but I thought it was funny.

Thanks to everyone who's read my story, whetehr you voted, added feedback, or just read it. It is GREATLY appreciated!

WritingKnight

You didn't post your first story in "Loving Wives," did you? D'oh! Welcome to Lit.

 

[WritingKnight]

You didn't post your first story in "Loving Wives," did you? D'oh! Welcome to Lit.

Thank you, MA,

No, it was posted in EC, and I think it's pretty safe to say LW won't be one of "flavors" I try. I'm still trying to figure out how this site works.

Thanks again for the welcome,

WK (John)

 

[SweetWitch]

Thank you, MA,

No, it was posted in EC, and I think it's pretty safe to say LW won't be one of "flavors" I try. I'm still trying to figure out how this site works.

Thanks again for the welcome,

WK (John)

Hey, John. Watch out for that Alien. He'll eat your plot bunnies.

Welcome to the site, doll. Have a great time while here. If you have any questions, just ask -- send a PM if you want.

 

[Elianna]

Okay here's one that's amusing. Those of you who know who I am on this forum know that I'm not someone's "alternate." Check this out!

Quote:
You are definitely not Stephenie Meyer. Snort. A multi-chapter story with barely any gratuitous sex rocks on a fucking porn site? Sure it does. But the fake comments are hilarious! This is so pathetic, Danielle, even for you.

So. Now some troll believes that I am just an "alternate" of DK. They gave my story a 0 and seem to be yelling at me because my story ROCKS ON A PORN SITE. And then accuse me of making up my comments for myself. Sigh. And I was so proud of how I was doing and how people liked my story.

Hmmm...

Just so you know, Mr. Anonymous, you're an idiot.

So folks, the real question is... what do I do, if anything about my new troll?

-E

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Okay here's one that's amusing. Those of you who know who I am on this forum know that I'm not someone's "alternate." Check this out!

Quote:
You are definitely not Stephenie Meyer. Snort. A multi-chapter story with barely any gratuitous sex rocks on a fucking porn site? Sure it does. But the fake comments are hilarious! This is so pathetic, Danielle, even for you.

So. Now some troll believes that I am just an "alternate" of DK. They gave my story a 0 and seem to be yelling at me because my story ROCKS ON A PORN SITE. And then accuse me of making up my comments for myself. Sigh. And I was so proud of how I was doing and how people liked my story.

Hmmm...

Just so you know, Mr. Anonymous, you're an idiot.

So folks, the real question is... what do I do, if anything about my new troll?

-E

First find a Wizard or Rogue and have him do a Knowledge (Dungeoneering) check to find out what kind of troll it is. Once you know that take use a weapon or spell that deals real damage to it in spite of it's Regeneration ability. Now, usually this will be Fire or Acid but some can only be hurt by Sonic damage or something else so go prepared. Trolls--like all big scary monsters--are notorious for hoarding treasure so remember to take all its stuff before you go. I suggest hiring a Half-Orc porter from a nearby town in order to help carry your stuff.

Or something like that.

 

[Darkniciad]

Okay here's one that's amusing. Those of you who know who I am on this forum know that I'm not someone's "alternate." Check this out!

Quote:
You are definitely not Stephenie Meyer. Snort. A multi-chapter story with barely any gratuitous sex rocks on a fucking porn site? Sure it does. But the fake comments are hilarious! This is so pathetic, Danielle, even for you.

So. Now some troll believes that I am just an "alternate" of DK. They gave my story a 0 and seem to be yelling at me because my story ROCKS ON A PORN SITE. And then accuse me of making up my comments for myself. Sigh. And I was so proud of how I was doing and how people liked my story.

Hmmm...

Just so you know, Mr. Anonymous, you're an idiot.

So folks, the real question is... what do I do, if anything about my new troll?

-E

There's a psychotic little cult of two or three people ( and a dozen or so alts of same ) who believe half of the authors on Lit are all one person *laugh*

Nothing much to do except ignore the brain-damaged goofs and laugh at the absolute absurdity of the claims ( 10s of thousands of words average per month + who know how many forum posts for all the people accused of being the same person )

 

[Elianna]

First find a Wizard or Rogue and have him do a Knowledge (Dungeoneering) check to find out what kind of troll it is. Once you know that take use a weapon or spell that deals real damage to it in spite of it's Regeneration ability. Now, usually this will be Fire or Acid but some can only be hurt by Sonic damage or something else so go prepared. Trolls--like all big scary monsters--are notorious for hoarding treasure so remember to take all its stuff before you go. I suggest hiring a Half-Orc porter from a nearby town in order to help carry your stuff.

Or something like that.

LMAO
I needed that.

If only I had the power... I wonder if this poor person has any friends. Sigh. So do I delete the comment. Oh wait. I make up all my comments, so I shouldn't delete my one real one now should I? Silly me.

 

[Elianna]

There's a psychotic little cult of two or three people ( and a dozen or so alts of same ) who believe half of the authors on Lit are all one person *laugh*

Nothing much to do except ignore the brain-damaged goofs and laugh at the absolute absurdity of the claims ( 10s of thousands of words average per month + who know how many forum posts for all the people accused of being the same person )

I guess they've never heard of writing style, then.

Okay... I'm getting over it. I'll leave him up there just so everyone who does comment can see it, too.

And now I shall transform into my other alter-ego, DanielleKitten. *laughs diabolically*

 

[Darkniciad]

I guess they've never heard of writing style, then.

Okay... I'm getting over it. I'll leave him up there just so everyone who does comment can see it, too.

And now I shall transform into my other alter-ego, DanielleKitten. *laughs diabolically*

Of course they've heard of it but...

*slips into Mama from Waterboy voice*

that jibber-jabber is from the DEVIL!

Cultists don't take kindly to reality

Lit trolls are a little like my "woodland trolls". Vicious, ugly, and so pitifully inept that two bad-tempered poodles can decimate them in a twelve mile radius. *laugh*

 

[Daniellekitten]

Ignore the idiots. We all get them. I tell you, if I'd written your story, E, I'd want credit for it. It's fan-fucking-tastic. If I had all the alts that these few people thought I did, I'd have to be tied to my computer and type about five hundred words a minute.

 

[SweetWitch]

Okay here's one that's amusing. Those of you who know who I am on this forum know that I'm not someone's "alternate." Check this out!

Quote:
You are definitely not Stephenie Meyer. Snort. A multi-chapter story with barely any gratuitous sex rocks on a fucking porn site? Sure it does. But the fake comments are hilarious! This is so pathetic, Danielle, even for you.

So. Now some troll believes that I am just an "alternate" of DK. They gave my story a 0 and seem to be yelling at me because my story ROCKS ON A PORN SITE. And then accuse me of making up my comments for myself. Sigh. And I was so proud of how I was doing and how people liked my story.

Hmmm...

Just so you know, Mr. Anonymous, you're an idiot.

So folks, the real question is... what do I do, if anything about my new troll?

-E

Congratulations, Eli! You struck jealousy. Now you know you've made it. Sit back and bask in the glory.

 

[Elianna]

Thanks guys.

Since it's my first story I'm kinda emotional about it. I've obviously never been trolled so viciously before; I usually try to stay out of the "brawlin' rooms" here. I guess sometimes trouble finds you even when you aren't looking for it.

 

[Daniellekitten]

This message contains feedback for: Daniellekitten
About the submission: King of Hearts
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

CAN'T WE WRITE EROTIC STORIES WITHOUT
USING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN?

I don't know about you...do you write erotic stories? I write what my characters decide upon.

 

[Guest]

I don't know about you...do you write erotic stories? I write what my characters decide upon.

If using the Lord's name in vain bothers them why on earth are they reading porn?

Besides, can I help it if my female characters often gasp, "Oh, God!"

Hell, I do the same thing!

 

[little_cupcake]

first story, and what feedback!

After years of reading stories on here I decided it was time for me to write one. Now I mistakenly believed that people read the categories that interested them, WRONG! Hahahaa
My story is in the nonconsent/reluctance category. If you have a rape issue, DON'T READ THAT CATEGORY...crisis averted!
Maybe it's because my story is realistic (I believe) and not some make-believe fairytale where the victim turns into a dripping wet nympho halfway through. But still, you'd think people knew what they were in for by clicking on this category. The annoying thing is, I got heaps of positive comments sent to me privately but anon decided to post the criticism publicly.
Here are a few choice comments:

"Considering the horrible events in Amstetten, Austria - with Joseph Fritzl locking up his own daughter - this was just creepy and disgusting."

"not really erotic and nobody is going to like a lifetime sentence in a cell underground with no sun. even the guy would not like the girl anymore after a while because she would look shit without daylight. so don't pretend it's real if it's a fantasy. and make it bearable otherwise it's not fun to read"

To the first comment, all I can say is that this IS a nonconsent story, and was in no way based upon recent events that happened on the other side of the world. The victim in my story is not his daughter, and the location is based on an ex's house. Plus I am not the only one to write such a story...a few hours looking though the reluctance category will show you quite a few people being held hostage.

To the second comment...I never said it was real. I never even said she was locked in the basement. I ended the story with a short epilogue stating that the girl is still there a year later. Not necessarily in the basement she starts liking her situation because she is brainwashed. There is a condition called Stockholm Syndrome in which the victim starts to sympathize and care for their captor. It's quite common amongst kidnap victims.

I decided to share a fantasy of mine on the internet, and it is just that, a FANTASY. I'm not some kind of sexual deviant, I'm a young girl (if anyone bothers to read biographies any more!) and wanted to share my fantasy with others. I can't believe that I have to explain this hahahaha

But anyway! That's my excellent feedback! That was in no way constructive!

 

[Guest]

LC -

Yes, you've discovered the first of many silly things about some of the readers here.

Even if they are disgusted about a particular category, they'll still read the stories there, just so they can complain to the author.

(Some people live only to complain.)

I look forward to reading your work.

Welcome to Literotica!

 

[MarshAlien]

If using the Lord's name in vain bothers them why on earth are they reading porn?

Besides, can I help it if my female characters often gasp, "Oh, God!"

Hell, I do the same thing!

The main character in my most recent posting screams out, "Jesus Christ in a French fry!" No disrespect intended to Mr. Christ, of course.

And yes, I know. It's "supposed" to be "Jesus Christ on a French fry." No disrespect intended to the French fry.

 

[Guest]

The main character in my most recent posting screams out, "Jesus Christ in a French fry!" No disrespect intended to Mr. Christ, of course.

And yes, I know. It's "supposed" to be "Jesus Christ on a French fry." No disrespect intended to the French fry.

I like -

Jesus Christ on a piece of toast

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

For fuck's sake

God - bless America (most useful for public school teaching non/swearing)

 

[MarshAlien]

I like -

Jesus Christ on a piece of toast

I'm more of a cereal guy.

 

[Guest]

I'm more of a cereal guy.

Coffee spew.

Bad boy.

 

[TxRad]

This message contains feedback for: TxRad
About the submission: By the Light of the Moon
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

You have fleshed out the story well. But the introduction is cliched, there is a
difference between "to" and "too" and it is unlikely that she would be on birth
control for her first time

*DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

Thank you, I'm glad you liked the fleshy part. It's a new style I was trying out. A new voice you might say. And yes I do have a problem with "To" and "Too" but I'm working on it.

The introduction was, uh, cliched. Yes i guess it has been used a time or two but there is sometimes no way to start something that isn't. Sorry about that.

Now this is the part we need to talk about, the part where it is unlikely she is on birth control. This statement tells me one very important thing. You didn't read the fucking story, not all of it anyway. She was on birth control you ass, the male character was worried about it and asked her. She said she was crazy but not stupid. That she wanted to finish school and not drop out like the girl did a year ago.

I love a good rant just like everyone else but remember one thing. I wrote the fucking story that you're ranting about. At least have the good manners to read it.

Thank you again for your comment

Tx

Since I can't reply one way, I'll try another.

 

[Lalah]

I don't think the anon was contesting the fact she was on birth control but rather that a virgin wouldn't be on birth control on her first time. That would be a ridiculous thing to say because many young women do start taking birth control years before they start having sex, as a precaution.

 

[texaSurfer]

what the hell is this guys problem?

although i have been a reader of the stories from time to time, i have only recently joined the forum and finally posted my first story. i wasnt trying to write a masterpiece or anything, just wanted to write a short chapter one evening and see if i could get the creative juices flowing. to be honest, i wasn't concerned with how people would receive it...was more of something i wanted to try for myself. i was surprised to get some nice feedback from folk saying they liked the story and wanted to see more...however, i did get one negative comment


Comments:

"I HATE stories that end with "To be continued" or in some other way indicate that this is only the first chapter without informing the readers of this important fact BEFORE they open the fucking thing. I hate it so much that, after years of putting up with this shit, I decided that all such stories get an automatic rating of one (1).
<P>
Since it is obvious that you don't give a fuck about the readers nor your own story, you have no right to be pissed about this."

wow...for starters, it says "ch.1" at the top of the page...i guess i am responsible for his inability to read such things. honestly, i am more amazed at how upset someone actually could get over this...i mean, really? I didnt realize you had to be some kind of a flawless Jedi from day one to post on an amateur erotic story site...then again i was surprised to learn that some people actually think of themselves as some kind of elitist or guru just because they are popular on here. I think maybe some people are a little more sexually frustrated then most. shame they take it out on others

however, most people on this site have been very nice