Litsterisms

[AveryElle]

“Bit of a mess to look at, tasty as fuck.”
- master of innuendo litster

 

[AveryElle]

“It’s stiff rather than drippy”
- keeping it coming litster

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

"Just put it in, dude."
- straight to the point lister

 

[Mei5ter]

"Can I steal one of your clients' names for a gargantuan dragon turtle?"

- And You Thought Naming Kittens Was Hard Litster

 

[AlpineFresco]

"Home now beat hung Jamie Oliver discuss leeks" - uh... Litster possibly having the non-sexy kind of stroke?

 

[Coyote100]

Don't worry. I'll pull out in time.

 

[Indie]

"It's like moist origami"

- Wetness Warning Litster

 

[Mei5ter]

"I promise I'm not dirty but it got in my ear and was causing a friction burn!"

- Chorley FM first time caller Litster

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's an eye for an eye
Not a butthole for a butthole

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I kind of figured a tight little butthole when you lift her tail."
- Doesn't know how mermaids fuck Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"You and your sass can get fucked."
- and he was right Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Mad as a BALLOON!"
- Brits do have a way with words Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I swear to god, there are centaurs fucking on my roof."
-the mental image