Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38

[AmberLGreen]

No doubt.

I was once bought one of those knitted cock warmers that you see in random novelty shops etc and I thought it'd be hilarious to model it for my first girlfriend...

The trouble is, there was nothing to wrap round my body or any other means of attaching it safely. Me, in my wisdom, decided to tape the edges on and didn't seem to think of the consequences of sticky tape mixing with pubic hair.

Let's say our relationship didn't last too much longer after that. Her sense of humour wasn't the same as mine and on seeing her very disapproving look, I tried to quickly whip it off. I still think the poor girl hasn't got over me yelling every obscenity under the sun whilst trying to quickly whip it off.

Did you take a pic for posterity (asking for a friend)

 

[ydahecnot]

No doubt.

I was once bought one of those knitted cock warmers that you see in random novelty shops etc and I thought it'd be hilarious to model it for my first girlfriend...

The trouble is, there was nothing to wrap round my body or any other means of attaching it safely. Me, in my wisdom, decided to tape the edges on and didn't seem to think of the consequences of sticky tape mixing with pubic hair.

Let's say our relationship didn't last too much longer after that. Her sense of humour wasn't the same as mine and on seeing her very disapproving look, I tried to quickly whip it off. I still think the poor girl hasn't got over me yelling every obscenity under the sun whilst trying to quickly whip it off.

Well, hopefully, cock warmer technology has improved

 

[_Ritch_]

Did you take a pic for posterity (asking for a friend)

Thankfully not! I still haven't got over the embarrassment of thinking "I know what my new girlfriend really wants! To see me wearing a knitted cock warmer."

Well, hopefully, cock warmer technology has improved

I won't be touching one of those blasted things again, that's for sure.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thankfully not! I still haven't got over the embarrassment of thinking "I know what my new girlfriend really wants! To see me wearing a knitted cock warmer."

I would have loved it lol. If ever you find yourself in this type of situation again, FaceTime me and I will tell you if it looks ok

 

[Lord Pmann]

Imagine if slinger was here...

He would be pretending he didn't send pics of his dick to "Bri" and trying to tell everyone how good he was at oral.

 

[_Ritch_]

I would have loved it lol. If ever you find yourself in this type of situation again, FaceTime me and I will tell you if it looks ok

Glutton for punishment!

 

[AmberLGreen]

All these people think you’re so advanced. Little do they know the only service you actually offer is Sharpies.

Ssshh I also offer gooch glitter

 

[MedicalMuse]

Y'all still at it?

Erryday, all day.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Speaking from experience of actually having sellotape stuck to pubic hair, I can say it isn't pleasant unless you have self-masochistic tendencies.

I would tell you why I ended up in that position, it's very innocent but I have a feeling no one would believe me!

Why does this not shock me?

I have some excellent designs in mind but I need to be able to see the size of the area to be decorated

A smooth surface is preferable but for the more rough terrain, the sew on variety of jewels and sequins are preferred. One just weaves them on

Sew? Ouch! All the guys thinking of pejazzle are already shaving.

Thankfully not! I still haven't got over the embarrassment of thinking "I know what my new girlfriend really wants! To see me wearing a knitted cock warmer."

I won't be touching one of those blasted things again, that's for sure.

If you decide to try it again. I know a few threads you can post in.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, its been a week since I found out about JimboBri and I dont think I will ever be the same. It feels just like the time I hit myself in the nads with a pair of nunchucks. Just awful.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Well, hopefully, cock warmer technology has improved

Does this mean you are going to take one for the team and report back to us on if it has improved?

 

[SingleInNJ84]

I volunteer to buy a a willy warmer for a lit gentleman if he promises to model it for us!

 

[Garnate]

I volunteer to buy a a willy warmer for a lit gentleman if he promises to model it for us!

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That one looks like it has a drawstring at the top. No tape necessary!

 

[SingleInNJ84]

That one looks like it has a drawstring at the top. No tape necessary!

Know any men willing to model for us?!?

 

[jason28053]

I volunteer to buy a a willy warmer for a lit gentleman if he promises to model it for us!

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I always thought they were Peter Heaters

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I always thought they were Peter Heaters

It’s says that in the pic. A heater for your Peter. Great marketing.

 

[jason28053]

It’s says that in the pic. A heater for your Peter. Great marketing.

Look at you Nebs, reading the fine print

 

[SingleInNJ84]

I always thought they were Peter Heaters

Are you volunteering?

 

[jason28053]

Are you volunteering?

Sure, for science, right?

 

[SingleInNJ84]

Sure, for science, right?

Science and product feedback for the men of lit who are on the market for one or the ladies that are interested in purchasing one for their guy

 

[jason28053]

Science and product feedback for the men of lit who are on the market for one of the ladies that are interested in purchasing one for their guy

I’m in, hope it’s not one size fits all

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Found it. He is still with us

Check on the rest of the homies. Ugliest Son, Mr Underground and Unshaven Shaman. There might be others. I forget.

 

[jaF0]

So, whaddaya think Doc? @LizVegas79

 

[Trekka]

Dude, its been a week since I found out about JimboBri and I dont think I will ever be the same. It feels just like the time I hit myself in the nads with a pair of nunchucks. Just awful.

i like the revival of the word “nads”
fully support it
100%

 

[Mo_Bandy]

i like the revival of the word “nads”
fully support it
100%

Thanks. Thanks a lot. I cant wait to use it again. Like if were to say my nads hurt after being balls deep last night in some slam piece.