Mafia Battle game thread

[Shagly]

Where did those pussies go to now?

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.........

 

[Freya]

Who is Veronica?

Reaper would like to see her titties please.

That's all.

 

[Sterling]

Who is Veronica?

Reaper would like to see her titties please.

That's all.

Oh... Put me down for viewing some breasts as well.

 

[Sterling]

That's fine. That's what they're there for. And we girls are working on getting lots more.

Lovely ladies! Lovely! Attributes grew by 75,000 today because of it. I wish they freaking sold awake potions for ingame money. I've been mugging people with every Nerve point I've mustered all day.

 

[Loose_end]

POINTS MARKET HAS CRASHED!!!!!

We need some help here raping the vault!

 

[sweetvee]

Who is Veronica?

Reaper would like to see her titties please.

That's all.

i am.

lol, good to know.

 

[EternalWinter]

I sold my house and bought 20,000 points. I figure the worst case scenario is I sell them back and end up where I started. But it's a gamble, hope it pays off.

 

[HappyMisha]

What? 734,140,840 point on the market? It's going to take a while for all those to sell...

 

[Cleopatra]

Who is Veronica?

Reaper would like to see her titties please.

That's all.

I'd like to see reaper's ass in the hospital all day. Fucker attacked me three times in one day...

 

[EternalWinter]

What? 734,140,840 point on the market? It's going to take a while for all those to sell...

I say we mug the guy selling them

http://www.***********.net/index.php?on=profile&user=7781

He must be a hacker, it's all I can think...

Edit: I don't know why the link doesn't work, but his name is Robin Hood and he's in New Jersey. Pretty easy to find him if you just look at the points market.

 

[red_rose]

So am I the only one unable to do anything on MB right now? The main page loads, but if I click on events/gym/etc. I get a blank screen (white)...

 

[EternalWinter]

I say we mug the guy selling them

http://www.***********.net/index.php?on=profile&user=7781

He must be a hacker, it's all I can think...

Edit: I don't know why the link doesn't work, but his name is Robin Hood and he's in New Jersey. Pretty easy to find him if you just look at the points market.

I mugged him twice and attacked him once and got enough money to buy almost 300,000 points. Yes, 300,000 points.

Level/Reward Adjustment of this Fight: 44%
You are in a fight with Robin Hood.

Natural speeds are:
Robin Hood: 5156.1613
ObeseTony: 11137.7074


Using your 1920 Remington Rifle you hit 39,693 on Robin Hood.
You killed Robin Hood.

You gain 9 EXP and stole $4,205,156,812,388 from Robin Hood.
Your gang took $467,239,645,821 from Robin Hood.

Back

 

[Loose_end]

I mugged him twice and attacked him once and got enough money to buy almost 300,000 points. Yes, 300,000 points.

Level/Reward Adjustment of this Fight: 44%
You are in a fight with Robin Hood.

Natural speeds are:
Robin Hood: 5156.1613
ObeseTony: 11137.7074


Using your 1920 Remington Rifle you hit 39,693 on Robin Hood.
You killed Robin Hood.

You gain 9 EXP and stole $4,205,156,812,388 from Robin Hood.
Your gang took $467,239,645,821 from Robin Hood.

Back

Yeah, i got him twice........waited ages for his witness protection to end as well.........Tony's killed him now though, so we have to be patient

 

[Shagly]

I just got word a ring leader just got whacked downtown, time to hide out.

 

[red_rose]

So am I the only one unable to do anything on MB right now? The main page loads, but if I click on events/gym/etc. I get a blank screen (white)...

Ok, guess it's just me...

 

[Freya]

I think your points buddy is out of the game.

 

[SweetBrie]

Apologies for the long post but this is a long battle

Battle

Level/Reward Adjustment of this Fight: 116%
You are in a fight with _KiwiT74.

Natural speeds are:
_KiwiT74: 1342.3077
Brie: 51554.5869


Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 6 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 6 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 6 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 4 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 6 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 4 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 4 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 4 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 6 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 1 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 4 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 4 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 7 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 7 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 3 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 2 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 8 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 8 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 10 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 3 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 6 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 5 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 9 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 4 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 2 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 9 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 6 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 1 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
Using your Colt 1911 you hit 10 on _KiwiT74.
_KiwiT74 hit 5 damage on you using their 1920 Remington Rifle.
_KiwiT74 killed you.

_KiwiT74 gained 78 EXP and stole, from you $0.

Back

spy report on him:Strength: 3,303
Defense: 67,077.
Speed: 1,342
Bank: Couldn't find out.
Points: 43

 

[Guest]

 

[Freya]

Some guy has awakes on the market for 1mil. Likely a cheat, but might be worth buying up anyways.

 

[sleepingtodream]

Someone tell Break I'm going to kick his ass for attacking me.

eta: I took 1,000 points. Any objections?

 

[Guest]

 

[Shagly]

Gunfire, duck.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Wuggaduh

You trained 41 times and successfully gained 2095.1711 strength

 

[HappyMisha]

Someone tell Break I'm going to kick his ass for attacking me.

eta: I took 1,000 points. Any objections?

Break attacked you? WTF?

 

[HappyMisha]

Where did those pussies go to now?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.........

You forgot one.