Make innocuous and silly threats

[EctoJohn]

Insult me again and we shall see who's pants are inside out then!

 

[EctoJohn]

Don't you dare!
For every dare you do, I will poke your dots 6 times!

 

[EctoJohn]

How dare you?!

I'm about to slander your necktie in a way you shall not soon forget!

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? Do that snd I’ll mate your socks!

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh yeah? Do that snd I’ll mate your socks!

MY SOCKS?!

Oh, your buttons are due for a lacquering!

 

[EctoJohn]

Stand down now before my fists greet your bottom with a smooch!

 

[Jada59]

I’m gonna crack your walnut, steal the shell and make two little turtles accented with glitter. Will hang them in my Christmas tree.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'll fiddle your faddle until you feel it in your shorts.

 

[EctoJohn]

Speak like that to me again, and the whole of Ancient Mesopotamia wouldn't know what to do with your cello!

 

[EctoJohn]

Don't you dare quack, because if you do I'm going to trip you with your own dog!

 

[EctoJohn]

Breakfast is on me, but if you act up again it'll be egg on your face.

 

[EctoJohn]

Mind your manners or I'll show you a thing or six.

 

[EctoJohn]

Bring it on!
I fear not your lance in a game of pachinko!

 

[EctoJohn]

Insult my honor again and you'll wish I had made you a bee in a hornet's nest!

 

[EctoJohn]

You'll stop right there before I teach all the non-facial emotes and their meanings right quick!

 

[EctoJohn]

We might be Superfriends now, but when I'm done with you, you'll wish you were rescued by Zan and Jayna!

 

[EctoJohn]

This is what you get when you punch the monkey before the monkey eats his banana!

 

[EctoJohn]

Someone hold me back before I show this scoundrel a thing or two about proper life insurance!

 

[Jada59]

I’m gonna clean your dryer vent!

 

[AnotherApe]

Take that back or I'll eat an onion and breathe in your face.

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I might just dice that onion.

 

[Maveryk]

Leave that onion alone or I'll make sure you never see your eraser again.

 

[NGrey]

Do you like hospital food?

Leave that onion alone or I'll make sure you never see your eraser again.

Take my eraser and I'll butter your bread.

 

[AnotherApe]

Put that down or I'll press your garlic!

 

[Jada59]

I’m gonna sort your laundry!